Christian Walker—homosexual-but-not-gay son of Trump endorsed Republican Georgia Senate Candidate Herschel Walker infamous for his far-right rants & attacks against LGBTQ+ people—is once again getting dragged all over the internet.
Just days after music star Kehlani put the ever-ubiquitous and perpetually screaming troll in his place in the drive-thru at Starbucks, a true legend is now wiping the floor with Walker—none other than Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
And the gay icon, who came out herself just last September, did it with a reference to an iconic LGBTQ cultural touchstone to boot.
It all went down when Elvira appeared in a new iteration of the popular Lunch Table meme, in which the tables in a drawing of a school lunchroom are filled by groups of celebrities and people are asked to pick which table they would choose to sit at.
This version of the meme is perhaps the hardest yet, because for every awesome celebrity at each table there is another who is next-level loathsome. Case in point, if you pick Elvira's table, you get to sit with the Elusive Chanteuse herself, Mariah Carey too!
But you also have to sit with Christian Walker, who will probably shriek about conspiracy theories while hurling gay slurs at you the whole time. Ugh.
There are few people that could ruin a lunch with Elvira and Mimi, but if anyone can, it's Walker. Luckily though, we'll never be faced with this dilemma because Elvira saw the meme and immediately kiboshed it with a perfectly shady quote tweet.
Along with a photo of herself and Mariah Carey, Elvira included a caption clearly directed at Walker that referenced a movie he surely despises simply because gay people love it--the Tina Fey-penned 2004 classic Mean Girls.
Along with a laughing emoji, Elvira wrote:
"You can't sit with us."
Perfect. But just in case it wasn't perfectly clear who it is that isn't allowed to sit with her and Mimi, Elvira replied to herself to set the record straight.
Tagging Christian Walker's Twitter handle, Elvira wrote, "Especially @ChristianWalk1r" and included a vomiting emoji. Talk about Mean Girls! This is like if Regina George used her evil powers for good instead of evil. Drag him, Elvira!
On Twitter, Elvira's shady dispatching of Walker left people absolutely screaming.
As incredible as all that was, Elvira wasn't done with Walker. When someone asked who Walker was, she had the perfect shady response.
And this is why she is an icon. Amen.
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