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Christian Walker—homosexual-but-not-gay son of Trump endorsed Republican Georgia Senate Candidate Herschel Walker infamous for his far-right rants & attacks against LGBTQ+ people—is once again getting dragged all over the internet.
Just days after music star Kehlani put the ever-ubiquitous and perpetually screaming troll in his place in the drive-thru at Starbucks, a true legend is now wiping the floor with Walker—none other than Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
And the gay icon, who came out herself just last September, did it with a reference to an iconic LGBTQ cultural touchstone to boot.
It all went down when Elvira appeared in a new iteration of the popular Lunch Table meme, in which the tables in a drawing of a school lunchroom are filled by groups of celebrities and people are asked to pick which table they would choose to sit at.
\u201cWhich table are you eating at?\u201d— Discourse Enjoyer (@Discourse Enjoyer) 1658174573
This version of the meme is perhaps the hardest yet, because for every awesome celebrity at each table there is another who is next-level loathsome. Case in point, if you pick Elvira's table, you get to sit with the Elusive Chanteuse herself, Mariah Carey too!
But you also have to sit with Christian Walker, who will probably shriek about conspiracy theories while hurling gay slurs at you the whole time. Ugh.
There are few people that could ruin a lunch with Elvira and Mimi, but if anyone can, it's Walker. Luckily though, we'll never be faced with this dilemma because Elvira saw the meme and immediately kiboshed it with a perfectly shady quote tweet.
\u201cYou can\u2019t sit with us \ud83d\ude02\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
Along with a photo of herself and Mariah Carey, Elvira included a caption clearly directed at Walker that referenced a movie he surely despises simply because gay people love it--the Tina Fey-penned 2004 classic Mean Girls.
Along with a laughing emoji, Elvira wrote:
"You can't sit with us."
Perfect. But just in case it wasn't perfectly clear who it is that isn't allowed to sit with her and Mimi, Elvira replied to herself to set the record straight.
\u201cEspecially @ChristianWalk1r \ud83e\udd74\ud83e\udd2e\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
Tagging Christian Walker's Twitter handle, Elvira wrote, "Especially @ChristianWalk1r" and included a vomiting emoji. Talk about Mean Girls! This is like if Regina George used her evil powers for good instead of evil. Drag him, Elvira!
On Twitter, Elvira's shady dispatching of Walker left people absolutely screaming.
\u201c@TheRealElvira @ChristianWalk1r Man, imagine the Mistress of the Dark vomitemoji-ing you. The sheer SHAME of it all.\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira This is the first time I\u2019ve seen shade burn\u2026\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira Exactly! The mistress of the dark said what she said\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira acifiaghwkqfiqfk\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira @Lors1Lo \ud83e\udd70\ud83e\udd70\ud83e\udd70\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira I Stan even harder now\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira @ChristianWalk1r Watch him say something like "i don't want to be seated with a devil worshiper anyways *thank you*" \ud83d\ude2d\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira @ChristianWalk1r YES MOTHER\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@TheRealElvira @ChristianWalk1r Mariah would make him cry in 2 minutes and then we\u2019d have a nice lunch just the three of us \ud83e\udd37\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
\u201c@seanpaulmahoney @TheRealElvira The fact that she tagged him is so far beyond....\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
As incredible as all that was, Elvira wasn't done with Walker. When someone asked who Walker was, she had the perfect shady response.
\u201c@zoebritton @ChristianWalk1r Exactly\u201d— Elvira (@Elvira) 1658185292
And this is why she is an icon. Amen.