Right out of a headline of unbelievable news, the Center for Disease Control issued a warning against using condoms more than once. Yes, you read that right.
Enough people are washing out and reusing condoms that the CDC felt it necessary to issue a warning reminding people not to do this. Condoms are only effective if used correctly to prevent pregnancy and the spread of STD's.
We say it because people do it: Don't wash or reuse #condoms! Use a fresh one for each #sex act.… https://t.co/TbRuoTeale— CDC STD (@CDC STD)1532389502.0
Although the message is a serious one, the responses were hysterical.
@CDCSTD “Hold on babe, let me just grab one off the clothes line...”— Charles Hall (@Charles Hall)1532515729.0
@CDCSTD https://t.co/Vc2CYLExnh— Ser Rane of Phobos (@Ser Rane of Phobos)1532474220.0
@CDCSTD Sex Ed implies a lot of common knowledge and the fact that people think you can reuse condoms makes me thin… https://t.co/6CtCo2QllP— Damien (@Damien)1532490769.0
@CDCSTD Well, what the hell am I supposed to with all these condoms in the dishwasher now?— What a Stupid Time to be Alive (@What a Stupid Time to be Alive)1532541107.0
@CDCSTD What about using one that someone else has used, or is that not good either?— dirk lukazingis (@dirk lukazingis)1532477103.0
Some folks just couldn't get past the idea that this needed to be said.
@CDCSTD People do that??? https://t.co/4hsBBoW1vE— 🛡Cecil 🚂 (@🛡Cecil 🚂)1532470177.0
@CDCSTD https://t.co/S4x4kGdhEH— Phil Morato (@Phil Morato)1532468406.0
@CDCSTD I’m just upset that this is something that people needed to be told.— *deep, heavy, negro spiritual sigh* (@*deep, heavy, negro spiritual sigh*)1532473854.0
Seriously, DON'T REUSE CONDOMS.