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When it comes to relationships, some secrets are probably best left as secrets!
That's the lesson one couple is learning the hard way after joining a sort of modern-day version of The Newlywed Game.
In the series, a couple was asked what one secret they'd rather their partner never find out about.
For this couple, it was the boyfriend's dalliance with glory holes—b-b-but he's almost certain it was a woman on the other side, he swears! (Uh huh... right...)
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The guy started out by saying he was pretty certain he'd already told his girlfriend the story, which is pretty typically an indicator that the opposite is true.
Sure enough, his girlfriend seemed blindsided, so much so that she admitted she didn't even know what a glory hole even is.
For the record, in case you don't either: It's a hole in a wall through which a man inserts his, er, appendage, into a person's mouth on the other side.
It's been a mainstay of public, casual, anonymous sex for literal centuries, especially—frankly, almost exclusively—among gay men.
Not in this case, however, apparently. The guy told his girlfriend that his glory hole dalliance arose because a woman he was talking to online had a "kink" for glory holes.
So they met up for oral sex through a glory hole. Or, at least, so he thinks. He said he's "99% sure" it was her on the other side. But, uh, well, he's pretty much the only one.
His girlfriend asked how he knows it was the girl he was talking to on the other side, since they never saw each other.
The boyfriend replied that:
"My friends will say it wasn't a girl. But I did feel very feminine nails. So I'm probably 99% sure it was a girl."
But as his girlfriend put it, "you never know!" Yeah... and chances are far better it wasn't a woman, just, you know, for the record!
On TikTok, practically nobody in the comments was buying that it was a woman! People who viewed the video were pretty unanimous on that point.






Meanwhile, others just couldn't believe he'd actually admit to this, let alone on camera!



But all of that was probably not the most revealing detail. The boyfriend also shared that the "woman" behind the glory hole was so into "her" glory hole fetish "she" REIMBURSED HIM FOR GAS MONEY to get there.
Now that's one heck of a glory hole fetish this guy—er, sorry, GAL—had!
Former MTV reality show The Hills villain Spencer Pratt took his Los Angeles mayoral campaign to Fox & Friends on Thursday with a bold pronouncement about who supports his campaign just days before Tuesday's primary vote.
Speaking to hosts Ainsley Earhardt, Brian Kilmeade, and Lawrence Jones, Pratt declared:
"I have a feeling God wants me to just win with 51% on June 2, and it's over."
In the city of Los Angeles, the vote in the primary can decide the overall mayoral race.
If one candidate wins 50% or more of the vote on Tuesday, the election ends and that candidate will become mayor. But if no candidate achieves that level of support, the top two candidates move on to the general election.
Pratt, who voted for MAGA Republican President Donald Trump in 2024, added:
"I'm a registered Republican, but my supporters are all Democrats, because Los Angeles is all Democrats."
Trump said of Pratt:
"I’d like to see him do well. He’s a character. I don’t know him. I assume he probably supports me. I hear he does. I heard he’s a big MAGA person. He’s doing well."
You can see a clip of Pratt's Fox & Friends appearance here:
In a separate interview with Vanity Fair, Pratt shared how he prayed before his first public debate with current L.A. Mayor Karen Bass and fellow mayoral candidate and current progressive city councilmember Nithya Raman.
Pratt said:
"Before the debate all day long, I’m praying to Jesus. I’m on my knees like, 'God, if you want me to be the mayor, have me destroy these two demonic entities that are representing themselves as city officials."
"And if you don’t want me to be mayor, God, I’ll know right after the debate.' After I walked off that stage, I was like, 'Okay, God, I see you. You want me to be the Mayor of L.A.'"
People found Pratt's claims of divine anointment dubious at best.
Today, Spencer Pratt thinks God wants him to win the Mayor's race w/51 % of the vote. Next week, he'll think God wants him to douse himself w/gasoline & light a match.This God is on our side & against the other guy is atavistic, we must renounce the practice
— The Blind Guy (@blindcoder.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Bahahaha - what qualifications does a washed up reality star have to run a major city? He looking to get in on the grift?
— What would Doug do (@sanerthansane.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Americans and their affinity for Celebrities..it's so gross..we all know it's a problem..we got Reagan Trump Arnold..now Spencer Pratt..dear God Americans keep proving they're ignorance time and again.
— slotsqueen3.bsky.social (@slotsqueen3.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I don't think he has talked to God in awhile.
— Mr.Steinbrenner wants everyone to twirl. (@bluefrommagioh.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM

If by “God”, Spencer the Pratt means “SATAN”, he’s (for the first time) correct!If he means GOD, why would the Pratt need money if it’s “God’s Will”?
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— Atomic Kommie Comics (@atomickommiecomics.bsky.social) May 28, 2026 at 12:55 PM

God called and he wants his evolution back.
— Bumbles Bounce (@bumblsbounce.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM

speidi pap walk photo from 2008: spencer pratt in a sarah palin for vice president shirt that says GOD GUNS GLORY, holding a shotgun, drinking a beer, and reading the book "HOW TO PROFIT FROM A MONETARY CRISIS" at the beachwhy did we let him became a major candidate
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— taylr (@taylordahlin.com) May 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM

Reality TV strikes again.
— Betty Perry-Fingal (@bettypf.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 11:51 AM

Divine right of elected officials? It’s like Republicans want to go back to pre-revolutionary America. Is that how far MAGA wants to take us?
— Sandra Catania (@sandra313.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 11:50 AM

I’ve hated this guy since he was just “the guy” married to “the lady” who had all the plastic surgery.
— Kelly Corfe 🇨🇦 (@kellycorfe.bsky.social) May 27, 2026 at 11:55 AM


Pratt began his mayoral campaign in January after losing his uninsured Pacific Palisades home to the 2025 wildfires. He also divulged he only entered the race to try to "damage" Bass’ reputation "as much as possible" so "at least the people would know the truth about as many failings that I could put on her."
Pratt blamed Los Angeles and the state of California for not doing more for him after his home burned without any fire insurance.
A recent LA Times poll showed Bass leading with 30%, Pratt at 22%, and Raman at 20%, so not the 51% Pratt—and God, apparently—are looking for.
South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham was criticized for offering fawning praise for President Donald Trump during a Fox News appearance in which he suggested the Nobel Peace Prize should be renamed the "Trump Prize" in the president's honor.
Graham made the comment while discussing Trump’s push for additional Middle Eastern countries to join the Abraham Accords as part of broader efforts to end the war with Iran. Graham argued that, if Trump succeeds in expanding the accords and securing a wider regional peace deal, the Nobel Peace Prize should effectively become the “Trump Prize.”
He said:
“If he [Trump] can pull this off, if he can get Saudi Arabia, the center of Islam for the entire world, to recognize the Jewish state Israel, he’ll have ended the Arab-Israeli conflict that’s been going on for thousands of years. They should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize.”
“If he can do that—and I think he can—it’s the biggest change in the modern history and in the ancient history of the mid-east, where the Arabs and the Jews live together, where it becomes a center of power economically, not a powder keg.”
“And once you put Iran in a box, and he’s going to do that, we’re going to have peace between Saudi Arabia and Israel. Nobody thought that was possible. I believe it’s possible. And there’s one guy can do it: Donald Trump."
You can hear what Graham said in the video below.
Graham's remarks make no sense given the fact that Trump hasn't done anything for world peace whatsoever.
In December, he was presented with FIFA's inaugural “FIFA Peace Prize,” a gold medal and oversized trophy that, notably, arrived just months after he failed to secure a Nobel Peace Prize—and just after the U.S. Justice Department suddenly announced that it was dropping an international soccer bribery case.
The following month, Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado faced heavy criticism after she gave her Nobel prize to Trump despite the Nobel Committee's insistence that prizes can't be transferred. Machado ignored the pushback and went to Washington anyway, saying she had done so "as a recognition for his [Trump's] unique commitment with our freedom."
These "recognitions" are as tone-deaf as you could possibly get considering the nation is in the throes of an affordability crisis, Trump is at the center of the Epstein files scandal, and his administration recently launched a war with Iran that has caused a surge in gas prices.
The war has caused heavy casualties across the region, with thousands killed on multiple fronts. It certainly doesn't help that Trump has threatened to bomb Iran "into the stone age" and made genocidal threats about ending an "entire civilization" that critics and legal scholars say amount to threatening war crimes.
No one was impressed by Graham's groveling or his suggestion that the Nobel Peace Prize become yet another narcissistic exercise for a man obsessed with putting his name and likeness on things.
We wonder just what "peace" actually means to Graham considering the major role he's played in kicking off the Trump administration's war in Iran in the first place.
Graham previously urged Middle Eastern partners to do more to support the U.S. war effort, telling countries such as Saudi Arabia to “up your game.” He also criticized Spain after its leadership strongly opposed the attacks on Iran. Graham said Spain had “lost your way,” and called on the U.S. to cut ties with the country and withdraw its military air base from Spanish territory.
The Wall Street Journal reported that Graham had traveled repeatedly to Israel to meet privately with Israeli intelligence officials and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, advising him on how to persuade Trump to join attacks on Iran. Lawmakers in both parties also believe Graham helped convince Trump to authorize the bombing campaign.
After an absence of 13 years, the Scary Movie franchise is making a return to the big screens with Scary Movie 6.
Scary Movie 6 is also notable for marking the return of Marlon Wayans to the franchise, after he and his brothers Shawn Wayans and Keenan Ivory Wayans were pushed out of the franchise amid some ill will from disgraced Miramax CEO Harvey Weinstein.
Known for poking fun at such iconic slasher films as Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer and Saw, the parody films are also known for the number of celebrity cameos.
One cameo fans of the film should not expect in Scary Movie 6 is Dave Chappelle, despite Wayans best efforts to make it happen.
Indeed, Wayans' friendship with Chappelle has recently come under scrutiny, with Wayans being the father of a transgender son, and Chappelle having made some anti-trans jokes in recent Netflix comedy specials, prompting a mass walk out of several Netflix employees.
During an interview with Variety, Wayans revealed that he found a way to separate his friend from his comedy, and support his son at the same time:
“As a comedian, I respect his journey."
"And as a friend, I respect his journey."
"And for my child, I respect their journey.”
“And as the father of my child, I can appropriate my feelings toward my friend and my feelings toward my child, and how we can put those two things together, and I can explain both sides."
"I’m between them, so I can explain both sides to each other.”
Wayans has been open about his son's transition as a learning experience for him, and has since become an outspoken supporter of the transgender community, even publicly calling out Elon Musk for making transphobic remarks against his own daughter.
When it comes to his good friend Chappelle, however, Wayans is a bit more forgiving, even going so far as to say his remarks are not genuine, but merely comedy:
“I wouldn’t hang with Dave if he was full of hate."
"I don’t hang with people like that.”
“I know Dave’s heart, and his intention isn’t to punch down."
"Dave wants to freely tell his jokes, and if you’re going to be anti-comedy, then he’s going to keep attacking you until you learn to have a sense of humor."
"He’s just standing there and defending his front line as a comedian.”
Reddit users were fairly underwhelmed by Wayans' defense of Chappelle, and how that defense dismissed just how hurtful many of Chappelle's remarks were:
"The description of him explaining why Dave Chappelle isn't transphobic to his trans son sounds insufferable, and the embedded trailer for his comedy movie where the first joke is just a "did you just assume my gender" meme from fifteen years ago hasn't done much to dispell this impression of him." -almost_succubus
“'Nobody was going to tell Chappelle who he could and couldn’t joke about'. 'Have to be a comedian to understand that'. Wayans may understand why he’s a d*ck but he’s still a d*ck." -ThePuppyLaghima
"No amount of pr can undue that grifter's damage." -NotAtAllASkinwalker
"Cognitive dissonance is the secret." -Lizzerfly
"That and Scary Movie 6 being marketed as anti-woke." -MsChar96
"'If there's 9 people at a table with 1 nazi, you have 10 nazis'. Marlon, if you associate with known transphobic sh*thead Dave Chappelle, that means you value his opinion more than your own child'." -transcended_goblin
"We must educate him."--SKYFALKEN
But some Facebook users understood Wayans' perspective a little bit more:





The timing of Wayans' defense of Chappelle was striking, not only ahead of the release of Scary Movie 6, but at a time when Chappelle seems to be making an effort. at damage control.
Chappelle expressed his outrage to NPR that his material was "politicized" by the republican party, claiming they were doing a "weaponized" version of his comedy.
Nor was Chappelle pleased when Lauren Boebert posted a selfie of the two of them as a means to espouse her outspoken anti-trans views.
Most recently, during a podcast appearance with Michelle Obama, Chappelle made an effort to clarify that his jokes were not deliberately anti-trans and were misunderstood:
"People would think it’s me versus the gay community."
"I never looked at it like that."
"I always thought it was corporate interest and culture negotiating itself."
For his part, Wayans has found a way to include his experience being the parent of a transgender child into his comedy act, currently on tour, in what he hopes is a meaningful way:
“I bare my soul on the stage, and I give other trans parents the guide on how to get there."
"And they come up to me after the show and thank me for that, and they cry."
Scary Movie 6 hits theaters on June 5, with this year's Oscar darlings Sinners and Weapons joining the distinguished league of parodied genre films.
Now that’s a spicy… non-Parmesan way to make meatballs?
At least that’s what Gwyneth Paltrow claims. The Academy Award-winning actor appeared on Wednesday for a cooking segment on Today to promote her gluten-free, dairy-free turkey meatballs. And even though the Goop Kitchen recipe called for a cup of Parmesan, Paltrow introduced a controversial alternative: arugula.
She surprised Savannah Guthrie and Carson Daly with the dairy-free swap:
“If you want to avoid dairy, one trick that I do is I dice up arugula, and I put it in… “
Now, in her defense, arugula is occasionally used as a dairy-free alternative thanks to its peppery bite and texture, which some people compare to sharper cheeses like Parmesan. The leafy green is often used in savory dishes for its peppery flavor and texture, making it a popular dairy-free addition for some home cooks.
Paltrow doubled down on the unconventional ingredient choice:
“It sounds weird, but it kind of adds a nice texture to it, and it's delicious.”
You can watch the viral clip here:
And judging by Carson Daly's reaction, he wasn't entirely convinced, either.
The suggestion immediately reminded some viewers of Paltrow's past comments about her eating habits. Back in 2023, the Goop founder revealed that her daily diet typically consisted of coffee, soup or bone broth for lunch, and a paleo dinner with “lots of vegetables” around 6 p.m.
The Healthline website described the paleo diet as follows:
“[D]esigned to resemble what human hunter-gatherer ancestors ate thousands of years ago.”
Paltrow's comments drew criticism from some viewers and registered dietitians, who described the approach as overly restrictive.
She later addressed the backlash surrounding those comments:
“This was a transparent look at a conversation between me and my doctor. It's not meant to be advice for anybody else. It's really just what has worked for me.”
Reacting to the newest food swap clip—which has been viewed more than 3 million times on Instagram—internet users couldn't help but poke fun at the Parmesan replacement, while others viewed it as another example of celebrity wellness culture gone too far.
As you might expect, the internet was not exactly ready to, well, grate this new recipe:












Here's the full cooking segment:
- YouTube TODAY Food
Goop Kitchen has also found itself at the center of controversy.
The company faced an explosive boycott after collaborating with and promoting convicted con artist Anna Sorokin, aka the infamous Anna Delvey. Critics, including public figures, accused the brand of glamorizing a grifter who victimized working-class people and families.
Like the broader Goop empire, the kitchen division has also faced criticism for its premium-priced wellness philosophy, which excludes gluten, dairy, and seed oils. Critics have frequently dismissed those concepts as expensive and unscientific wellness trends.
The brand has also faced allegations related to foodborne illness. Multiple customers and online commentators reported Salmonella infections and severe food poisoning after eating food from the kitchens. Many users expressed outrage when the company reportedly offered discounts on future orders rather than more substantial remedies or refunds.
Last year, however, Paltrow appeared to soften her stance on restrictive eating:
“I’m a little sick of it, if I'm honest, and getting back into eating some sourdough bread and some cheese. There, I said it. A little pasta after being strict with it for so long.”
So, maybe that’s why Paltrow’s latest kitchen revelation has people so confused. After publicly welcoming cheese back onto the menu, viewers weren’t expecting to hear a defense of arugula as a Parmesan stand-in. Either way, the unusual swap succeeded at one thing: getting everyone talking and side-eying the ingredients.