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Photo Of A 50-Mile Wide Ice Crater On Mars Has Just Emerged Online—And We're Lacing Up Our Skates ⛄️

Photo Of A 50-Mile Wide Ice Crater On Mars Has Just Emerged Online—And We're Lacing Up Our Skates ⛄️
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By Comic Sands EditorialDec 21, 2018
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On Thursday the European Space Agency, or ESA, released photos of the Korolev Crater on Mars and it's making us want to go ice skating.

The 50-mile wide crater is nearly brimming to the top with permanent ice.

The Mars Express discovered the all natural ice skating rink while orbiting the planet's atmosphere looking for water.


We just need to know:

"Is there a Starbucks?"

Twitter has one thought at the sight of this spectacular image.


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But then this came along and burst our bubble.


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Stupid science! Always ruins the fun.

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Yes!

Heated blades!


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Cheating Shmeating!

We're going ice skating on Mars!

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Now where do we get a rocket?


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