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People Share Which Things They Find Even More Satisfying Than Sex

So much better than sex! I hope I'm doing it right!

Sex is great! But.... there are certainly other fun things in life. In fact there are things and activities that can eclipse the elation of doing the deed. I'm totally serious, just listen.


Redditor u/Clanky_the_Robot wanted everyone to admit we all already know by asking.... What's more satisfying than sex?

So Smooth.....

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Shaved and moisturized legs under fresh bedsheets. schmellix

As a guy with hairy legs I can only compare this to shaved testicles in satin boxers I guess. Lvl99KampfKeks

The Code.....

When your code compiles without errors. LadyDigamma

Only if it's not the first try. First try is when you get suspicious. ThisIsKryss

99 bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, patch one down 127 bugs in the code.

Literally the bane of all programmers. mitch10211

Tingly Nostrils....

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That tingly feeling when your nostril finally clears after being stuffed up all day. GaveUpMyGold

OC does wonders in clearing out your sinuses. zT1TzbaT

Gotta appreciate patient nostrils. Really frustrating when you can't breathe with ease. xFoodie

Food Coma. 

That feeling after the thanksgiving food is semi digested and you're lying on the couch in a food coma looking over at your relatives that are dozing off and for a minute nothing matters and all the worries and stress of life are put away for a moment just comfort. anonymity012

Zzzzz.....

A solid 8-10 hours of uninterrupted sleep and waking up feeling refreshed without any neck or back pain. TheLagFairy

XOXOXO

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Being loved. konohagakuubi

I love you. BallsToTheWallNone

I love you... DaigoKintaro

The GREAT Boom!

A really lovely, full-bodied poop followed by a most gaseous fart. Reddit

I prefer the other way around - a case of gas followed by mass. MoneybagsMcHorsecock

Quadruple nice. LHJ00

Heaven.

Snuggling on the sofa with one's SO, you both doze off and wake up 20 minutes later in the same snuggly position. Heaven. gingerrosie

The soft embrace of each other is truly something. WiregauxWhitlock

Nonsense.

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Plugging the USB in correctly the first time. alt-no-more

Impossible. secretlyawolf

Well if it's a normal USB, NOT possible. BUT I have a USB charger that goes in both ways😱 Should be easy right? I still mess it up.... BrutalThor

CHEESE!

The cheese pull of a mozzarella stick. thotpolice42069

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