When you think of Ryan Reynolds, you probably think of his hilarious Twitter presence and Deadpool.
You probably don't think of a bleach-blond Reynolds in a superman costume, right?
Yeah. It exists.
I randomly selected a movie called “Paper Man” on Amazon Prime. I have so many questions for @VancityReynolds. https://t.co/YNMgB1E42t— Lance Ulanoff (@Lance Ulanoff) 1586397167.0
Paper Man, which came out circa 2010, is:
"...A comedic drama about an unlikely friendship between Richard, a failed middle-aged novelist who has never quite grown up and Abby, a 17-year-old girl whose role in a family tragedy years earlier has stolen away her youth. Richard has moved to a Long Island beach community for the winter season in order to overcome his writer's block."
The movie also stars Jeff Daniels, Emma Stone, and Lisa Kudrow. Ryan Reynolds stars as a character called "Captain Excellent."
But just like Wikipedia cannot fully explain Captain Excellent's role in the story, Reynolds cannot explain anything about the movie.
@LanceUlanoff I have zero answers.— Ryan Reynolds (@Ryan Reynolds) 1586397281.0
"I have zero answers," writes Reynolds.
@VancityReynolds I would expect no less.— Lance Ulanoff (@Lance Ulanoff) 1586397771.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff I liked the one where you talked to the cat and the dog. 🤷♀️— Miss Cheesy DeBree (@Miss Cheesy DeBree) 1586397515.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff Answer: "It paid". 🤷🏼♀️😆— Dawn Brown-Brant (@Dawn Brown-Brant) 1586397721.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff Why are you disguised as Eminem?— Tue_ (@Tue_) 1586401584.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff https://t.co/mGjlACJorU— Anthony Krigbaum (@Anthony Krigbaum) 1586398476.0
Here's the trailer, in case you're curious:
Paper Man (Official Trailer) www.youtube.com
Do we have more answers now?
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff That photo will cause many conflicts in many men’s sexual orientation.— Scott Jones (@Scott Jones) 1586401866.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff https://t.co/qWc4s7JQ1V— Jorge (@Jorge) 1586409221.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff https://t.co/MIujxjYG8Y— Heather Toney (@Heather Toney) 1586398271.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff I wanna say “you’re still cute”but....I’m sorry, I just can’t 😂😂😂😂😂— Parveen Grewal (@Parveen Grewal) 1586398225.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff give me gin not answers— taai 𖦰 (@taai 𖦰) 1586398539.0
Of course, the bleach-blond hair has recently become a lockdown trend amongst men.
So perhaps Reynolds was just getting a decade head start.
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff That was better than Green Lantern 🤣— Silvio Ramirez (@Silvio Ramirez) 1586399183.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff Found my next quarantine movie!— J-Bird 🇬🇾🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@J-Bird 🇬🇾🇨🇦🇺🇸) 1586399574.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff Oh no! You need to start talking right now young man!— Elvis Winterbottom (@Elvis Winterbottom) 1586402992.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff Showed my wife this said we should watch it! She said she saw it. Was it good? "No" 😂— Raider Jesse (@Raider Jesse) 1586435963.0
@VancityReynolds @LanceUlanoff That Ryan, Is the best answer!— Zazoreal (@Zazoreal) 1586398137.0
But just like Ryan, we have no answers.
In 2010, the world was a very different place.
You can get Paper Man here.