One thing the internet has taught us to expect over the years?
Sub-par products come from Wish.com.
Sure, the prices are unmatchable, but you will wait weeks for a product that looks vaguely like the one in the pictures.
Such was one particular Wish.com ornament of USA drag superstar herself, RuPaul. The RuPaul that showed up left quite a bit to be desired.
So someone on my timeline posted that they got this @RuPaul Christmas ornament from Wish. And that they were upset with it. I can see why! It looks like Jennifer Holiday in mid performance! 😂 😂 😂 pic.twitter.com/dsof924lOT
— Prince Cat-Eyez (@PrinceCatEyez) November 15, 2021
The uneven and unfocused eyes, the eyebrows that look like they were drawn on with magic marker, and a mouth so slanted to the side it would make any 20s gangster stereotype jealous, the ornament, at best, vaguely resembles RuPaul.
It also appears to have white skin under the light, which is wildly incorrect.
"It looks like Jennifer Holliday in mid-performance," wrote the original poster of the photo.
Just bought a dozen of these LMFAO pic.twitter.com/ym6Uye6UZE
— Trixie Mattel™ (@trixiemattel) November 15, 2021
It's very lifelike. I don't see the problem. #rpdr #RuPaul pic.twitter.com/qFRZAn9m6Y
— Kristian (Pfizer/Both Doses) (@WhyEthelMertz) November 16, 2021
The art is infinite, endless, accurate and precise.
This century has giving me more than i could ever wish for. pic.twitter.com/aetM7zxlgg
— Allan Sandoval (@allan_attis) November 15, 2021
Therapist: the RuPaul Wish ornament isn't real. It can't hurt you.
The RuPaul Wish ornament: pic.twitter.com/clvFIyXWan
— Jason Ferrante (@FerranteJason) November 15, 2021
Soon thereafter, it got into the sights of RuPaul herself, who took the opportunity to shade the ornament.
Authorized vs. Bootleg #PussyHoCouldNever #SheIsNotOneOfDem pic.twitter.com/9hWgsfHLKo
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 16, 2021
Unauthorized Crap. #RuinedChristmas https://t.co/7tiapURwBC
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 15, 2021
The internet, meanwhile, either couldn't get enough of the bootleg ornament, or were absolutely terrified of it.
Yes. I spent $24 on the RuPaul ornament, but that's because I believe in supporting mother, because she's done so much for me ☺️
— Shea Couleé (@SheaCoulee) November 16, 2021
That Rupaul ornament looks like Rupaul when she has to paint her own face. pic.twitter.com/owrzZVA0oP
— mysterymeat (@Faggenstein) November 15, 2021
nobody:
rupaul posting the christmas tree ornament memes: pic.twitter.com/2LL2MrOsnZ
— lucas (@lucasisbasic) November 16, 2021
Whoever made this ornament: pic.twitter.com/K6acxrsxUu
— Icon Lewis (@iconlewis_) November 15, 2021
RuPaul also replied to Drag Race All-Stars Champion Trixie Mattel, who claimed she bought two dozen of the RuPaul ornaments.
Catch me outside, bitch! https://t.co/ZV8ogi3QjY
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 15, 2021
pic.twitter.com/DuQhOFAOfw
— Trixie Mattel™ (@trixiemattel) November 15, 2021
Meanwhile, the memes truly just keep coming from Twitter.
we as gay people get to choose our ornaments https://t.co/uMbP3VRpLy
— NOT THIS! (@RaverSymone) November 15, 2021
someone tell me to bring the rupaul christmas tree ornament to my very republican extended family's ornament exchange pic.twitter.com/lZSaUEOmYv
— non-binary elf emoji (@actuallyasher) November 14, 2021
RuPaul seeing that unlicensed christmas ornament pic.twitter.com/TfVsPpcqvX
— ❄️❄️🌴🍅♏️❄️❄️ (@sleepy_homo) November 16, 2021
I CAN'T. pic.twitter.com/M1rch3XSgR
— Камила Майер (@Mrs_Delilahh) November 15, 2021
can someone yassify the rupaul Christmas ornament pic.twitter.com/4NLr9wgkRN
— make the yule-tadhg gay (@madhgtaloney) November 15, 2021
RuPaul appears to be having a blast photoshopping the ornament into scenes from her successful television franchise, RuPaul's Drag Race.
IT'S HERE! RuPaul's #DragRace Superstar Mobile Game! @rdrsuperstar App Store Link: https://t.co/04hJeQey9F pic.twitter.com/k9U7ybOx49
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 16, 2021
Pre-Order #MamaRu https://t.co/q69l9U1s5P pic.twitter.com/h5MFNU2MoT
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 16, 2021
Ha!
Work. #TheDevilIsALiar https://t.co/FNCiVuIQiO
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 16, 2021
#BootlegXmasOrnament #Jacked #JustWhatTheyWant pic.twitter.com/KqPxS9r4WN
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) November 15, 2021
The ornament is still on sale through Wish.com.
