It's the middle of 2022 and the New York Times has just published a piece touting the joys of "A Swift and Easy Way to Heat Water Without using a Stove."
It's an electric kettle. That's it. That's the big discovery.
Tea kettles.
Did you just mentally picture every Brit in the world smugly chuckling like:
"*gasp* Well hello, if it isn't the Americans finally catching up with civilization! See what happens when you throw all your tea into the harbor?"
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... because yeah that's pretty much what happened.
The article got roasted so hard, in fact, that the publication has since changed the headline. Right now the headline indicates that the article will be a review of multiple electric kettles, but what initially went up sold the article differently.
The article was originally published June 24 with the headline:
"A Swift and Easy Way to Heat Water Without using a Stove"
and the subheader:
"Consider the electric kettle. Many models will even let you set a precise temperature - key for getting the best flavour from coffee and tea."
Twitter treated the article like a coffee bean and set it's precise temperature to "roast."
\u201cThe New York Times, 2022\u201d— Stefan Roberts (@Stefan Roberts) 1656494948
\u201cAmericans love to bang on about being the greatest country in the world yet they are just discovering kettles\u201d— Josh Earl's 100% Hits Vol. Pod (@Josh Earl's 100% Hits Vol. Pod) 1656552552
\u201c@stefanroberts @ItsBouquet Watching an American make a cup of tea in the microwave is genuinely the most uncivilised thing I've ever seen. It affected me on a primal level, I was absolutely appalled. This absolute savage poured tap water into a mug which had a tea bag in it, and microwaved the lot. I... \ud83e\udee3\u201d— Stefan Roberts (@Stefan Roberts) 1656494948
\u201c"an easy way to keep food cold without using an icebox. Consider the fridge"\u201d— Heather/Masks \u2615 (@Heather/Masks \u2615) 1656679786
\u201cfair play the yanks spending the last 100 years trying to make coffee in their beloved tumble dryers\u201d— Stan Account (@Stan Account) 1656513627
\u201cUsing the electric kettle to heat water has been a Top 5 item "how to save energy"-lists forever. Amazing how the NYT is discovering this just now.\u201d— Officer Martinez (@Officer Martinez) 1656622091
\u201cyou got there eventually lads\u201d— norespawns (@norespawns) 1656513978
\u201c@stefanroberts Can't believe I cancelled my NYT subscription last month. Now I'll never find out how to use an electric kettle. Let my story be a warning to you all.\u201d— Stefan Roberts (@Stefan Roberts) 1656494948
Perhaps unsurprisingly, because electric kettles aren't exactly new technology, there were just as many Americans chiming in on how ridiculous this all was.
\u201cCan I be clear that despite the NYT treating this as some weird anthropological discovery it is trivially easy to buy an electric kettle in America and has been for years.\u201d— Alan Allport (@Alan Allport) 1656511358
\u201c@apiphile Don\u2019t worry, the NYT isn\u2019t all of us. My mother\u2019s had an electric kettle since the 90s. I don\u2019t have one because I have no room. But most of us know they exist.\u201d— Cortney Scare-better (@Cortney Scare-better) 1656518601
\u201c@stefanroberts We had an electric kettle when I was growing up in Indiana...in the 1970s and 80s. WTF NYT\u201d— Stefan Roberts (@Stefan Roberts) 1656494948
\u201c@HelpThe_Bear Especially funny from NYT. Because in a huge city like nyc, these kettles are more common than elsewhere \n\ntiny apartments and a stretched budget means that there\u2019s 10000s of people who use an electric kettle and microwave as their *only* kitchen appliances\u201d— Fennec Sam \ud83e\udd8b\ud83e\udd4b\ud83c\udf55 (@Fennec Sam \ud83e\udd8b\ud83e\udd4b\ud83c\udf55) 1656605506
Lots of Americans know what a kettle is and use one regularly.
Lots of Americans even know what an electric kettle is.
Lots of Americans use their electric kettles just as regularly as Brits or anyone else.
... and then there's this brave soul willing to put their truth out there for us to judge.
\u201cI stayed at a lovely cabin in rural Scotland with friends a couple years ago. The journey was stressful, so I went to make tea on arrival and put the electric kettle on the stove, quickly filling the place with plastic smoke. I'm the idiot the NYT writes these articles for.\u201d— Monica Baumann \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6 (@Monica Baumann \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\udde6) 1656532418
Moment of honesty, readers: Do you think the original headline was silly? Or are electric kettles really a magical new discovery for you?