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Martha Stewart Just Posted A Bunch Of Absurdly Close-Up Pictures Of Taylor Swift, And Instagram Is DYING

Martha Stewart Just Posted A Bunch Of Absurdly Close-Up Pictures Of Taylor Swift, And Instagram Is DYING
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Just mere hours ago, the Time 100 Gala of 2019 wound down and the world received their latest list of "Most Influential People".

The list of people is chosen by an extensive process of nominations from Time contributors, readers, and former Influential list-makers themselves.


This year's list was divided up into the following categories: pioneers, artists, leaders, icons, and titans.

By perusing the list we learn that Shonda Rhimes nominated pioneer Sandra Oh, Tim Tebow picked the Gaines couple of HGTV fame, and Shawn Mendes nominated Taylor Swift.

T-Swift performed at this year's gala, much to the delight of the many attendees.

Martha Stewart was one such giddy gala guest.

She was so excited about Taylor's performance that she took numerous pictures and posted them on Instagram with the endearing caption,

"@taylorswift was the last performer tonight at the Time100 celebration She was eloquent and charming and sang her songs as only she does photos taken from a distance on my apple iphone"

But perhaps the most hilarious and endearing part of Martha Stewart's post was her ability to take less-than-flattering close up shots of the typically picture-perfect Swift (on her "apple iphone", of course).

First there's the mid-word grimace face.

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Then it's the face I imagine Tay-tay made when she woke up to these photographs.

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I won't bother to comment on this one.

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The classic "deer in headlights" look — thankfully slightly zoomed out.

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Oops, I spoke too soon.

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But at least Taylor is trying to keep a smile on her face through it all.

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People are not happy with Martha's depiction of their girl.

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Others can't stop laughing at her "apple iphone" skills.

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Taylor, we are all looking at you for our next move on this injustice.

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