The Dumbest Things The TSA Has Given Passengers A Hard Time About

Medication

"My Humira."

"I have a bag with an ice pack since I'm on Humira to treat an auto immune disease."

"Taking the caps off primes the injection. Each pen costs 500$ each. They uncapped all 8 of them."

"I raised a stink. Because I couldn't travel without this and then my doctor raised a stink when I called him for an emergency script."

"They were even in a special bag made for TSA in mind with all the drug info."

"Silver lining was I was able to file a claim and they were found negligent."

"They are not supposed to mess with medication."

~ Faedan

Clothing

"They said my shirt was a jacket."

"I kept telling her it was a blouse and all I had was a bra underneath and wasn’t going to take it off."

"After this exchange 4 times she finally let me through."

~ Phylace

Baby Supplies

"I brought formula through TSA for my 6 month old and they told me I had to dump it or consent to a full body pat down, which was conducted behind a sheet for privacy."

"I didn't have the money for more formula. I consented to the pat down."

~ Risky_Bizniss

"Every time we actually did fly with pumped milk or premade formula, they had to go stick each and every item in our diaper bag one at a time into their magic detector box."

~ jkster107

Wounds

"Dude they just waved a whole f*cking family through, then proceeded to aggressively fondle my balls and manhandle a bandaged injury while harassing me for not having a f*ckton of luggage."

"F*ck the TSA."

~ LurkerOrHydralisk

Wounds

"Had 14 stitches on my neck from a dog bite, 9 on one side, 5 on the other. Dog closed his jaws so both upper and lower teeth got me."

"TSA agent: 'it’s time to take off your Halloween makeup' and actually handed me an antibacterial wipe then made to pull off one of the bandaids."

"It was March? I don’t even know where to start."

"I like to think I’m fairly quick on my feet but my brain absolutely ground to a halt while she stared at me with the most misplaced smug expression I’ve ever seen."

"I slapped her hand away when she reached for my neck, honestly I think that reaction was a product of how completely offline my brain was because obviously that was not the ideal response."

"Anyway she wigged out, I got pulled out of line and dumped in a room for about an hour before the supervisor got there. I am not terribly proud of how I acted, but it was a less than an hour domestic flight and my grandmother was actively dying in the hospital."

"I let loose with applicable pent up things I never said to certain family members during COVID, which is why I’m not proud of it because some of what I said was particularly nasty."

"But when that woman reached for my neck I just about saw red—that was beyond comprehension."

"The supervisor let me go and had someone drive me on a cart to the gate so I made it with minutes to spare. He also apologized, which I appreciated."

~ goose_theslayer

Organic Matter

"Got flagged for organic material."

"It was a funerary urn."

"They asked me to open it."

"I refused."

"Only time I have ever made a stink in my life, supervisor finally let me go."

~ Cw2e

Sarcasm Service?

"I got like four sarcastic answers in a row trying to figure out which line to join (pre-check or regular)."

"Both lines backed up past the regular start, so there was no signs clearly visible, but there was an agent nearby."

"I asked casually which was pre-check, and he said 'if you don't know what pre-check is, then you don't belong in that line'."

"When I clarified I knew what it was and just couldn't tell which, he said 'you don't think it's the one that's probably moving faster?'."

"When I pointed out that neither was moving especially quickly, he said 'Well I guess it doesn't really matter then, does it?'."

"When I asked if there was a separate area for pre-check at a different spot, he said 'if there was, don't you think everyone would go there?'."

"Like guy I don't want VIP treatment, I just want to know what f**king line to stand in."

~ Art--Vandelay--

TSA Approved

"A small pair of scissors/hair trimmers, still in factory packaging, clearly marked TSA approved."

~ EverLastingSquint

Knife? No Problem

"I was coming back from a trade show and forgot I put one of those snap blade box cutters in by back pack."

"Went through X-ray, no problem and I only realized I had it once on the plane."

"Hair gel that came in a 120 ml tube that was well over 50% used? 'Come with me sir'."

~ ShoulderPossible9759

"The TSA fails 95% of undercover operations run against them, sneaking in knives, fake guns, fake bombs, etc..."

"But god forbid you don’t take your iPad out of your book bag."

~ _TheNorseman_

Mistaken Identity

"My uncle and father have almost comically common last names."

"Last time they visited the US they were stopped and held because there was a warrant for someone with my uncle’s name."

"Only problem, my uncle was nine inches shorter and thirty years older than the suspect."

~ probablynotaskrull

"This happened to my little cousin!"

"He too has an extremely common first and last name, and was held at the airport by security for being on the no fly list and having a warrant."

"Notice how I said 'little' cousin?"

"Yeah, that’s because he was a six year old boy; they were looking for a grown man!"

~ throwfaraway212718

Medical Equipment

"Wheelchair cushion (on which I was sitting, bc paraplegic)."

"TSA agent: 'That could be anything! We need to open it up!'.”

"Me: 'Sure. Put that in writing and also give me a letter guaranteeing that a replacement cushion (custom, costs $6k) will be waiting at the gate'.”

"TSA agent: 'oh, yeah, well, go on then'.”

"People worry about the airlines but the real obstacle if you’re disabled and use any equipment is TSA agents."

"I think they get paid to be their worst selves."

~ Pretend-Panda

"My CPAP is often chosen for extended testing."

"I think it was Chicago where two separate TSA agents were alternately yelling at me, one that I had to stay there while they tested my CPAP, and one that I couldn't stay there and had to leave the security area."

~ hymie0

"Several years back, I was flying with an orthopedic boot because I broke my foot a few weeks before. Nashville TSA was yelling at me and flipping out about it."

"I got yelled at about asking to sit down to take the boot off, yelled at for holding up the line because I needed to take it off, yelled at while it was off demanding to know why I would need it in the first place, yelled at to stop lying when I said I broke my foot, then yelled at one final time over how I was holding up the line needing to put it back on."

"Meanwhile, they were sending the boot itself through the scanner multiple times."

"Oakland TSA just glanced at the boot and waved me through. Quite a stark contrast."

~ HeyFiddleFiddle

Since the agency's creation they've come under scrutiny for inconsistencies and repeated failures during surprise testing.

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