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Someone's search history can reveal a lot about them––a lot of hilarious things, we should clarify.
Twitter user Ashleigh Wilson shared what happened once her father decided to take a look at the iPad history for her 8-year-old brother's searches.
So my dad decided to check the history on my 8 year old brothers ipad... watch till the end 😂 https://t.co/K8fdP5EyGm— Ashleigh Wilson ✨ (@Ashleigh Wilson ✨) 1551005472.0
He's searching for the things a typical eight-year-old is searching for. Things like "lucid dreaming." And "celebrity deaths." (Wait, what?) Oh, and "Fortnite," which has somehow captivated an entire generation. "Arson" makes an appearance, too. (Huh?!)
The pièce de résistance, however, was the moment father and daughter discovered that the boy had searched "bbq sauce on titties."
Don't worry, that's not pornographic or anything. It's actually a popular Vine video...
So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties www.youtube.com
...which is itself a reference to a great scene from the first season of Orange is the New Black. (That's Season 1, Episode 5, for all of you die hard fans.)
SO I'M SITTIN THERE, BBQ SAUCE ON MY TITTIES... www.youtube.com
People had some interesting reactions, like these two getting all shifty-eyed about that "arson" search:
@ashleighjwil So y'all just going to casually gloss over the "Arson" search? I'm cool with that. Just checking lol. https://t.co/U4QycTDdvI— Nate Anthony (@Nate Anthony) 1551030615.0
@ashleighjwil Seriously ya’ll just casually scrolled past arson 😂😂😂 https://t.co/qfatjbnbkj— ℓαυяα ✾ (@ℓαυяα ✾) 1551060821.0
They also love his taste in music:
@ashleighjwil @TheIrishSteeler i'm impressed by the David Bowie search 👍 https://t.co/Zgp9UNCKM7— mister obvious (@mister obvious) 1551014547.0
And let's be honest, the "bbq sauce on titties" bit isn't even the strangest thing the kid searched for:
@ashleighjwil @DerekIsNormal Ironically the ‘bbq sauce on titties’ is the most normal part...but let’s discuss his… https://t.co/1u17UoElMp— B.J. Van Griffin IV (@B.J. Van Griffin IV) 1551033739.0
@ashleighjwil My lads never getting an iPad. If he wants to see BBQ sauce on titties he needs to wait until he gets… https://t.co/P9LPoNitSf— simon collins (@simon collins) 1551109484.0
Other people's kids have searched for more NSFW things, actually:
@ashleighjwil @IDreamOfMe2018 I love this. I opened YouTube one day and my six year old had searched for “privet videos with girls ass”— Barry Hobbs Jr (@Barry Hobbs Jr) 1551040728.0
Yes, this kid's search history is rather innocent by comparison:
@ashleighjwil @gavidijo I was honestly expecting for their to be tons of porn history but this takes the cake 😂— Demitrius Valentino (@Demitrius Valentino) 1551041603.0
This is probably the best take, actually:
@ashleighjwil @BriiGraham Y'all need to stay out the lil man's biness!! We've all found ourselves in places we didn't intend— Jerret (@Jerret) 1551067309.0
But we can't say we didn't enjoy the ride!