A TikTok user decided to share a story from the golden years when bars and restaurants welcomed customers at full capacity and kitchens bustled all night.
But this was not a happy story.
More than anything, it was simply bizarre.
For the video, TikTok user Pbnjonny got comfy on his bed and took a selfie video, delivering a monologue that outlined a total debacle he suffered through while working as a bartender.
He explained the bar/restaurant he worked at was rather generous as each night came to a close.
"So the chefs would leave us and the night staff food to take home at the end of our shift. So for like a week I took home massive containers of this delicious soup."
"You don't understand, I was eating this soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I was obsessed."
You can watch him confess here:
But nothing lasts forever.
"And then for like a couple of days I got really sick. Like stomach flu stuff and then I missed work."
"So the next time I went back to work there was food there for us but my manager pulled all the bartending staff aside and was like, 'So the chefs have noticed that a lot of hollandaise sauce was going missing."
Pbnjonny had no choice but to face the consequences—emotional and physical—of what he'd just done.
"So it turns out I was consuming bowl after bowl after bowl of straight up hollandaise sauce. Just mustard and gosh damn egg yolk for a week."
"And that's why I got super sick. And then shortly thereafter I developed a severe intolerance TO EGGS!"
People who saw the video enjoyed his total blunder a lot more than he did. 🤢
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Some people simply could not pass up the opportunity to let the puns fly.
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Others, however, called out his loose grasp of the inner workings of hollandaise sauce.
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In a followup video, Pbnjonny had some choice words for those recipe nerds.
Moral of the story?
Whatever is in hollandaise sauce, don't eat it by the bowlful for every meal for an entire week.
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