That's a new kind of lead poisoning

"In gym class we were invading a Russian military base. I shot a lock with a gun, and then the bullet turned into liquid and landed in my mouth. I got led poisoning and my gym teacher gave me a gummy vitamin to treat it."

chickenpickler

My throat feels funny...

"Last night I dreamt there was a little flappy bit of skin in my mouth, so I started to pull it to get rid of it. Turns out it was connected to my whole esophagus, and I ripped out like three feet of it and my throat started filling with blood."

spiralboundmastrmind

I can't tell if they loved or hated that teacher

"Just a couple nights ago I had a dream my English teacher broke into my house, stole a little desk fan from my room, yelled at my family, and ate food from our pantry"

Ekubkub

I'm trying to picture a purple tornado and it's kind of pretty

"When I was 4 I had a dream that my dad turned into a purple tornado and chased me to the bridge and tossed me off of it."

bigchief69420

That's a scary dream to keep having

"I had a reoccurring dream as a child when I slept in a bunkbed with my sister where the room would flood and an alligator would come into our room and eat my sister on the top bunk. I'm still traumatized."

engineenginebeepbeep

Did this ever happen in the movies?

"The green onion veggietales criminal broke into my room, let a tiger in, and then watched it eat me."

thedreamlan6

Are whales fast in real life?

"I forget the entire dream, but I was with some friends at the mall and then it suddenly filled with water and we were being chased by slow whales. We could still walk even though we were under water"

ReflexARG

"Je te mangerai comme du fromage"

"I dreamt that a bunch if giant Venus flytraps were saying something to me in French. I told my dad (a native French speaker) what they were saying. He told me they were telling me that they were going to eat me like cheese."

kangarooninjadonuts

I'm guessing this manager wasn't the best to work with

"I had a dream about my manager from my old job flying around the grocery store with demon wings that moved around in circles instead of flapping, while also carrying a large flaming sword. He would fly around and cleave people's heads off while shouting 'Sucks to be you!!'"

gooselicks

It means you have a vivid imagination!

"I had a dream where a shirtless old man was walking through the desert carrying a dead unicorn over his shoulders. I'm still trying to figure out what it means."

blidge