Donald Trump Jr. Slammed for His Idea of the Perfect Valentine's Gift

Befuddled over what to get for your sweetheart this Valentine's Day? If you want a break from the tradition of sending roses and chocolate, Donald Trump Jr. has the perfect unconventional gift suggestion for you!

What better way to say "I love you" than with a Donald Trump souvenir?

Yes, the president's eldest son thought your beloved would appreciate a souvenir from the Trump Store so your patronage could benefit one of the wealthiest families in America, and your honey could proudly display a Trump keepsake inside their home to remind them of you!

It's a win-win.

Rose are red, violets are blue/ This is from the Trump Store, how could you?

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You can make Valentine's Day great again with a plush bear wearing a signature Donald Trump bathrobe, straddling a 757 toy plane with the presidential moniker emblazoned on the side.

Although the bear is firmly perched atop the plane, Donny Jr.'s feeble joking attempt didn't sit well with Twitter.

There are other offerings in the store if bears aren't your thing. Merchandise offerings range from apparel with the Trump logo "Make America Great Again," rally signs, buttons, coffee mugs, and stickers.

There's a significant amount of T-shirts that are marked down as well.

Trump promises to make America great again, but the merchandise doesn't comport with his mantra.

Others thought it was the perfect gift idea that would get you divorce papers in return.

This might not score you points in the bedroom.

Unfortunately, the bear is not a taxidermy. So if you were expecting something the president hunted and shot down himself, you won't find that here. Still, you can't beat the stuffed animal wearing a sexy bathrobe.

In the spirit of competition, this user did one better than the airborne Trump bear.

We got another strong contender here.

Maybe it's best to stick with the classics. You know, to preserve your marriage.

H/T - Twitter, HuffingtonPost, Esquire,