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People Explain What They Will Never Do Under Any Circumstances

People Explain What They Will Never Do Under Any Circumstances
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Adventurous people will tend to give almost anything a try at least once, just for the sake of it.

Others might only be willing to try certain things if there was an incentive to do so, such as money or an exciting prize.

But more often than not, there are many things that people will absolutely never do, no matter the circumstance, no matter the amount of money offered.

Redditor chezjvr was curious what things would be an unequivocal hard pass for the Reddit community, leading them to ask:

"What will you never ever do under any circumstances?"

Hey, you never know...

" Lottery."

"Working at a gas station watching people blow their whole paycheck and win $200 after spending $600."

"Then celebrating by buying more."

"'I won $200!'

"B*tch you’re in the hole by $400, this week." - Crystalbow.

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The sun is good enough for me.

"Use a tanning bed." - darecountydramaqueen.

My Health Comes First.

"Smoke a cigarette."

"My parents have smoked since they were teenagers and I had a terrible cough the entire time I lived with them."

"Since I've moved out, the cough is gone."

"Also my mom has COPD from smoking and has yet to quit, even though her dad died of COPD from smoking."

"I know how my mom will die and I hate it. I'm never touching that garbage." - UrdnotChivay·.

"A tame one, but smoke tobacco."

"My dad has always smoked like a chimney and I've seen what it's done to his lungs, his teeth, the way he and his clothes smell."

"I love the man, but there was no greater deterrent to me smoking growing up than seeing what happens to someone after 40 years of near-constant smoking."

"It's just disgusting."

"I'm not the sort of person who has ever done drugs more than a couple of times, and I stopped drinking years ago, primarily because I'm an a**hole that I don't like when drunk and high, but I'd still rather do those than smoke cigarettes, and it's frankly baffling that cigarettes are still legal and everywhere." - Koras.

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There's Only One For Me.

"Cheat on my significant other".- SuvenPan.

"I would never cheat on my wife."

"My personal belief is that there is no morally acceptable excuse for doing so." - irish2685.

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Very Important Rituals

"Go to bed without saying goodnight to my cat." - lewie2494.

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I'd Rather Wait Till The Big Day

"Throwing a gender reveal party." - Bretters_METAL.

I Can Smell Your Lies

"Trust a fart."

"That’s my #1 life rule. Never trust a fart."- leftofthenormal.

I Do... NOT

"I will never marry you."

"We can be friends though."

"I’m cool with that."- Constant_Fig_8648.

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There are better ways to spend my money.

"Buy battlefield 2042."- SHAMEanBLAME

Make America Great Again... by never being my friend!

"Befriend a Republican."- ronmsmithjr

Too far and too dangerous!

" Travel to Australia."

"Everything that can kill you lives there."- violettleafu

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Has anyone?

"Buy YouTube premium."- Firm_Ad5280

Some words are more harmful than weapons

"Say the N-word.'

'I don't care if the whole population of black people gave me the okay to say the other word and nobody would beat me for it."

"I would never say the N-word."

"My father was very racist person when I was a growing up as a little kid so I hurt him say it a lot and didn't realize until years later how racist that was." - SavageKitsune762·

That chapter is finished!

"Go back to my ex."

"Even if he is the last person on earth, f*ck him"

'Even if f*cking him is to keep me alive I would rather die."

"Seriously."

"I. Would. Chose. Death."- No-Front-673

I'll wait for you in the lodge...

"Don't want to go skiing or snowboarding."

"Sounds like a dumb way to die or get paralyzed."- DanSRedskins·

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Never let them forget

"End a call to my parents or friend without saying love you first."

"Also applies when i’ve seen them in person."- clmrsmn

What's in a name?

"Name my kid Asher."

"It’s the worst name."

"I would say 'no offense people named Asher'.'"

"But you know what?"

"Some offense."

"Some. Offense."- Poptart102938

No way are you getting me up there!

"Skydive."

" Don’t even care for the 'for a billion dollars you would'."

"Nope."

'I hate being in a plane let alone jumping out mid flight."- Maximum_Malone·

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Whether it goes against your personal beliefs, makes you feel uncomfortable, or just plain doesn't interest you, it's always OK to say "no".

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