Getting to know someone on a first date is fun.
Anything is possible and exciting when the individuals involved are starting off with a clean slate and asking each other fun questions.
The usual suspects often include specifics not listed on a profile, like "what's your favorite movie?", "what's your go-to dish?", and "have you ever been convicted of a federal crime?"
Wait, what?
Yes, there are some inquiries that are better left asking on a second date if there is one.
Curious to hear from strangers on their opinion about proper dating etiquette Redditor Hazefromda6 asked:
"What is the worst question to ask on a first date?"
Redditors took an opportunity to go wild with their suggestions.
Is Your Mother Busy?
"Would your mum be down for a threesome?"
– Nusack
First Course Or Intercourse
"Do you want to have sex before or after dinner?"
– Can_Not_Double_Dutch
Judgy much?
Unsolicited Tip
"Don't you think you should get a salad instead?"
– yedoggie
The Applicant
"What makes you think you're qualified for this position?"
– dzzi
Better Options
"Do you have any thinner sisters?"
– paulfromatlanta
These came from left field.
Their Plus One
"Do you mind if I invite my wife next time?"
– __DVYN__
Second Opinion
"Does this look like herpes? I'm not sure but my wife says it is."
– kthulhu666
Boundaries, people!
Catching Flies
"Do you sh*t with your mouth open or closed?"
– MickDirtee
Many of these amateur comedians contributed their raunchiest one-liners, but with so many single people out there looking to make a connection, I wouldn't put it past them to ask some mind-boggling first-date questions due to their lack complete self-awareness.
There's a reason why certain individuals are still single.
With their lack of social graces, they're just not ready to mingle.
But hey, there's someone for everyone, right?
