There are a few things you can always count on in this world—the sun is always going to rise, taxes are always going to come due and QAnoners are always going to find a way to blame absolutely everything on former Democratic Secretary of State and 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
Sure enough, within a short time of news breaking of the assassination of Haiti's President, Jovenel Moïse, the word "Clinton" began trending on Twitter as hordes of QAnon devotees linked the murder to Clinton and her husband, former Democratic President Bill Clinton, with absolutely no basis.
QAnon believers on Telegram are already blaming the assassination of the President of Haiti, Jovenel Mo\u00efse, on the Clintons. Expect a lot more of this.pic.twitter.com/VpyIIoYtI5— Mamie Does Dallas CPAC (@Mamie Does Dallas CPAC) 1625665808
Haiti figures heavily in the lore of the QAnon conspiracy theory, adherents of which believe the world is run by a cabal of Satan-worshipping, child-trafficking, baby eating pedophiles led by the Clintons and others like Madonna and Tom Hanks who Donald Trump is working to expose.
The Haiti fixation stems from the Clintons' two decades of charity work on the island nation through their non-profit The Clinton Foundation, especially the notoriously bungled relief efforts following the catastrophic 2010 earthquake in the country. The Clinton Foundation is one of several organizations, including the Red Cross and Oxfam, that have come under scrutiny for their roles in those relief efforts.
As usual, QAnoners have taken a legitimate issue and spun it into a nefarious plot, this one claiming the Clintons have murdered countless informants attempting to blow the whistle on their charity work in Haiti, which many of them believe is merely a front for the Satanic child-sex blood rituals they supposedly perform there.
According to QAnoners, Moïse is the latest of those informants to be murdered. Never mind Moïse was an unpopular and notoriously corrupt leader whom many feared was turning Haiti into a dictatorship. For QAnoners, there is only one explanation for his assassination and it leads directly to the Clintons.
Alt-right provocateur Jack Posobiec, a regular amplifier of conspiracy theories, posted a tweet subtly linking the couple to the assassination just hours after it occurred.
Bill Clinton and the now former President of Haitipic.twitter.com/fwb4HQAhOs— Jack Posobiec \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Jack Posobiec \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8) 1625656111
Far-right YouTuber Styxhexenhammer666 was a bit more overt in his allegations.
Guess he asked too many questions at the last meeting about the Clinton foundation and their involvement there which has led to absolutely zero successful cases of Haitians being uplifted.https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1412726743555842057\u00a0\u2026— Styxhexenhammer666 (@Styxhexenhammer666) 1625663780
On Twitter, more level-headed people couldn't help but eyeroll at this ludicrous accusation.
Q wackos are saying that the Clintons had something to do with the assignation of the President of Haiti, because he knew too much about the Clinton Foundation. They should remember that the Trump Organization is the one under indictments.— Amy Lynn\ud83e\udde6 (@Amy Lynn\ud83e\udde6) 1625670004
Trump supporters are trying to say the President of Haiti was murdered because he knew too much about the Clinton Foundation.\nThey also think JFK Jr. is alive and well and he's going to be Trump's VP. \n\nTrump supporters are delusional AF.pic.twitter.com/DTaajgWy9A— Shelly R Kirchoff (@Shelly R Kirchoff) 1625664931
In case someone hasn't already posted this one.pic.twitter.com/S6eC3XH04Z— Bad Hombre Resistor \ud83e\udd41\ud83e\udd41 (@Bad Hombre Resistor \ud83e\udd41\ud83e\udd41) 1625669807
I like foundations that aren't closed down due to stealing from cancer patients.— Vincent Truman (@Vincent Truman) 1625685904
Why is everything always the next big conspiracy theory with them? Are their lives really that boring? Did someone lock them in a room 20 something years ago & force them to watch a X-Files marathon? Did they spend too many years listening to Beatles albums backwards? I mean WATF
— bitharvest (@bitharvest) July 7, 2021
Not everything is about you, America.— T. is vaxxed \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf2 (@T. is vaxxed \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\udde6\ud83c\uddf2) 1625668513
If you hear the President of Haiti was assassinated and your first thought is to blame the Clinton Foundation you should get help. \n\nIt's been 4 years, get over it!pic.twitter.com/EnlLCGdfC3— Star (@Star) 1625666486
So, republicans hear that the President of Haiti was assassinated and they actually think of the Clintons first?\n\nAll these people do all day and night is make up conspiracy theories.\n\nWhat a pointless, pitiful way to live.— ToutdeSuiteLaSinner (@ToutdeSuiteLaSinner) 1625678403
Let me get this straight: MAGA GOP & Qanon are saying the Clintons had something to do with the assassination of the President of Haiti, because he knew too much about the Clinton Foundation.\n\nThese morons can relate The Clintons to just about anything, it's amazing.\n#DemVoice1pic.twitter.com/rRt5M9Ew38— The Jewish Ginger Resister (@The Jewish Ginger Resister) 1625683964
Moïse was assassinated at his home in the early hours of Wednesday morning by a group of suspected mercenaries posing as agents of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency.
Four suspects have been killed by police and two more have been arrested.
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