Thousands Sign Bizarre Petition Urging Jeff Bezos To Buy The 'Mona Lisa'—And Then Eat It

A petition is circulating for Jeff Bezos to buy and then eat The Mona Lisa! I think I'm about to come out of petition retirement! Hope this works out better than the Kony 2012 one I signed.

— Warren Kluck (@Warren Kluck) 1623671346

We never knew that we needed to know the answer to this, but now we NEED TO KNOW

— JJR Acoustics :: 10th Anniversary Week 3 :: Blog (@JJR Acoustics :: 10th Anniversary Week 3 :: Blog) 1623784794

@TheOnion , you posted on the wrong account

— Jerry Chang (@Jerry Chang) 1623785349

u guys ok?

— Hard Money (@Hard Money) 1623784863

What kind of dumbass article is this

— SabConscious\u00a9\ufe0f (@SabConscious\u00a9\ufe0f) 1623785417

Just a few more signatures needed on the petition to make Jeff Bezos buy and eat the Mona Lisahttps://www.change.org/p/reddit-we-want-jeff-bezos-to-buy-and-eat-the-mona-lisa\u00a0\u2026

— EL BARTO ANTI-WORK (@EL BARTO ANTI-WORK) 1623708471

whenever your hope in humanity is restoring, just remember: there's a petition for Jeff Bezos to eat the Mona Lisa \n(yes, it's real)pic.twitter.com/RQsjMJ74tH

— Guidez (@Guidez) 1623766457

Here I was hoping we were just going to blow up the moon.https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/petition-urging-jeff-bezos-to-buy-and-eat-the-mona-lisa-gains-hundreds-of-signatures\u00a0\u2026

— Kate Fazzini (@Kate Fazzini) 1623677411

pretty sure if this petition gets 156 more signatures the louvre is required to sell the mona lisa to jeff bezos (so he can eat it) https://www.change.org/p/reddit-we-want-jeff-bezos-to-buy-and-eat-the-mona-lisa?redirect=false\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/bjDMjNN194

— Claire McNear (@Claire McNear) 1623704738

Tired: Jeff Bezos should go to space.\n\nWired: Jeff Bezos should buy the Mona Lisa and eat it.pic.twitter.com/KffaYVo3wR

— The Artist Formerly Known as @DanWeiner (@The Artist Formerly Known as @DanWeiner) 1623628955

I tired this once got arrested and causes me to loose custody of my son but when Jeff bezos does it is okhttps://twitter.com/forbes/status/1404881086337978374\u00a0\u2026

— John W. Rich (fat tech exec) (@John W. Rich (fat tech exec)) 1623788234

This is what rich people think about in their spare timehttps://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1404881086337978374\u00a0\u2026

— Sterling Jones (@Sterling Jones) 1623785706

Very crucial information! Thank you Forbes!https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1404881086337978374\u00a0\u2026

— Sir Larzar Eyes (PCIF) (@Sir Larzar Eyes (PCIF)) 1623785298

This parody news account is hilarioushttps://twitter.com/forbes/status/1404881086337978374\u00a0\u2026

— Schlongberg Sachs\u2122\ufe0f (@Schlongberg Sachs\u2122\ufe0f) 1623785064

https://twitter.com/forbes/status/1404881086337978374\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/baCJEnatdP

— Milwaukee Bucks SZN (@Milwaukee Bucks SZN) 1623784822