Drinking during lockdown is like the changing of the seasons: certain, ongoing, and unstoppable.
Most of us have probably at this point had a night where we've gone overboard with the drinking.
Some of us have probably done so every night. P!nk has, and she already shaved her head.
It looks like Martha Stewart has joined our ranks, too.
How do we know? Well, by a little comment she made on this Instagram post.
This video is of adorable chicks. They're peep peeping all over the place, curiously exploring their cage; this is perfect lockdown content.
Martha Stewart apparently thought so too.
"M as me sure you feed and wAter them daily And keep the heat lss as no BK in s as Nd when you can finally come back to nyc who is going to care for them??" she wrote, and the internet collectively went, "huh?"
But things became clear:
"What a mess, I have been drinking."
Confession: yes I had two glasses of wine with my detainees - a very very good wine - when I composed a voice activ… https://t.co/kT5Qq3irRs— Martha Stewart (@Martha Stewart) 1586863774.0
People had no choice but to stan.
@MarthaStewart Too funny. Ah you're human. I wish my drunk messages were useful for chickens 😂— AHR (@AHR) 1586864566.0
@MarthaStewart 🍷 , I understood it all, tipsy tweet Martha ✌️— Cyndi (@Cyndi) 1586864448.0
@MarthaStewart I can't imagine that you'd get very bored during pandemic quarantine. I'm always keeping myself ent… https://t.co/Bq57rPcwZ9— Tonya Adams (@Tonya Adams) 1586864661.0
@MarthaStewart I tip my witches hat to you. https://t.co/gwjnTBbzhA— Witch Queen (@Witch Queen) 1586864565.0
@MarthaStewart And this is why you are so loved. 💚 Thank you for being normal. Mostly.— Brandy Bell (@Brandy Bell) 1586868677.0
One user made the very good point that right now, we're ALL drunk.
@MarthaStewart Martha, you have proved once again that you are a goddess! Love you!— Pamela Roy (@Pamela Roy) 1586869604.0
@MarthaStewart I love you Martha Stewart and wouldn’t have cared if you drank 2 bottles! We’re all in this together! Cheers! 🥰🍾🥂— Kimberly Little (@Kimberly Little) 1586880283.0
@MarthaStewart We’re only annoyed that we weren’t there to enjoy the wine with you. Let’s talk wine and seafood pairings. Shall we? 🐠 🍷— FishmongerApproved (@FishmongerApproved) 1586864425.0
@MarthaStewart Good for you Martha. Everybody deserves a break with a very good glass of wine! Cheers!— Mama San San PhD (@Mama San San PhD) 1586891290.0
@MarthaStewart Just, I adore you, Martha.— Emily G (@Emily G) 1586864112.0
Literally EVERYBODY is drunk.
Ina Garten is drunk.
P!nk is drunk.
Ryan Reynolds is drunk (and charitable!).
And all of you—the internet—are also drunk.
Parents quarantine day: - 33% drunk - 67% thinking about alcohol— MumInBits (@MumInBits) 1586619385.0
I am drunk https://t.co/KgJHej5njQ— ~ 𝙫𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 ~ 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗚𝗼𝗱 (@~ 𝙫𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 ~ 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗚𝗼𝗱) 1586919869.0
“How many times have you been drunk since the quarantine?” Me: https://t.co/1squ06Uwi7— alex (@alex) 1586736277.0
[quarantine journal] day 1: spirits are high, we’ll get through this together, as a family day 2: the kids can ac… https://t.co/5wjTBR1iYp— bacon popsicle 🪥 (@bacon popsicle 🪥) 1586418683.0
We all know you're also watching cute puppy, kitten, and chick videos to make the time go faster, so we await your drunk comments on those...
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Stewart's book Martha Stewart's Organizing: The Manual for Bringing Order to Your Life, Home & Routines is available here.