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WATCH: Naked Man Caught Masturbating Outside Apartment Window by Polite Man in UK

Redditor exploding-waffle was home with a friend when he realized a naked man was outside his apartment window pleasuring himself. exploding-waffle confronted the man while filming, and politely asked him to leave. According to a Reddit comment by the video poster, the incident happened in the United Kingdom. exploding-waffle called the cops, whom he says are located across the street, but they never came.


See the entire uncensored viral video here.

The video begins with exploding-waffle filming his window where a shape can be seen moving about outside. He narrates, "'Kay, so basically, there is a totally, fully naked guy outside who just like, knocked on our window and like, he keeps asking me to come out."

In the background, exploding-waffle's female friend can be heard laughing.

The video then cuts to exploding-waffle opening his front door and confronting the man.

"What's up?" he asks the shape in the dark.

"Not much," says the nude silhouette. "I'm sorry."

"No, no worries," exploding-waffle responds. "Can I help you?"

"Yeah," a voice answers off-camera.

"How can I help you?"

"Wanna stand there—"

"You can't stand here," exploding-waffle interrupts the man. "It's private property."

"Okay," the man answers.

"It's getting a bit weird," exploding-waffle continues. "I'm going to close the door. I don't want to be rude to you, 'cause I understand you're having good time, but also, please, like, don't disturb our good time as well, yeah?"

"Okay," the masturbator answers.

People on Reddit applauded exploding-waffle's politeness with rumblinstumblin8 commenting, "You are the most polite guy I've ever seen."

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