Redditor exploding-waffle was home with a friend when he realized a naked man was outside his apartment window pleasuring himself. exploding-waffle confronted the man while filming, and politely asked him to leave. According to a Reddit comment by the video poster, the incident happened in the United Kingdom. exploding-waffle called the cops, whom he says are located across the street, but they never came.
See the entire uncensored viral video here.
The video begins with exploding-waffle filming his window where a shape can be seen moving about outside. He narrates, "'Kay, so basically, there is a totally, fully naked guy outside who just like, knocked on our window and like, he keeps asking me to come out."
In the background, exploding-waffle's female friend can be heard laughing.
The video then cuts to exploding-waffle opening his front door and confronting the man.
"What's up?" he asks the shape in the dark.
"Not much," says the nude silhouette. "I'm sorry."
"No, no worries," exploding-waffle responds. "Can I help you?"
"Yeah," a voice answers off-camera.
"How can I help you?"
"Wanna stand there—"
"You can't stand here," exploding-waffle interrupts the man. "It's private property."
"Okay," the man answers.
"It's getting a bit weird," exploding-waffle continues. "I'm going to close the door. I don't want to be rude to you, 'cause I understand you're having good time, but also, please, like, don't disturb our good time as well, yeah?"
"Okay," the masturbator answers.
People on Reddit applauded exploding-waffle's politeness with rumblinstumblin8 commenting, "You are the most polite guy I've ever seen."
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