During her monologue at the 83rd Golden Globe Awards, host Nikki Glaser wasted no time roasting the room, and no target loomed larger than Hollywoodâs most enduring bachelor mystery, Leonardo DiCaprio.
The 41-year-old comedian, returning to host for a second consecutive year on Sunday, Jan. 11, took aim at nominees including Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Kevin Hart, and DiCaprio during her opening remarks at the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles. But it was DiCaprioâs dating historyâa subject that appears to age in reverse, much like his girlfriendsâthat landed the hardest.
Glaser teased the 51-year-old nominee from the stage:
âLeonardo DiCaprio is here for âone man bun after anotherâ ⊠what a career youâve had, countless iconic performances, youâve worked with every great director, youâve won three Golden Globes, an Oscar, and the most impressive thing is you were able to accomplish all of that before your girlfriend turned 30.â
DiCaprio appeared to take the first jab in stride, laughing, looking down, and playing along as the room reacted. The actor has most recently been linked to model Vittoria Ceretti, who is 27âa detail Glaser clearly didnât need to remind the audience.
She doubled back moments later:
âLeo, Iâm sorry I made that joke; itâs cheap. I tried not to, but you know, we donât know anything else about you, man. Thereâs nothing else, open up.â
And sheâs not wrong. For decades, punchlines about DiCaprio have oscillated between his long road to Oscar gold and the conspicuously consistent age gaps in his dating choices. As DiCaprio has moved through his forties and into his fifties, the women linked to him have reliably remained in their twenties, creating a pattern so predictable itâs practically a pop-culture spreadsheet.
The internet, naturally, has never stopped keeping receiptâand apparently, neither has Glaser.
She called him out from the podium:
âThe most in-depth interview youâve ever given was in 'Teen Beat Magazine' in 1991. Is your favorite food still âpasta, pasta, and more pasta?ââ
Cameras caught DiCaprio mouthing âYes!â while flashing a thumbs-up, smiling and laughing as the audience lost it.
She dared viewers to fact-check her:
âLook it up, thatâs real!â
And just like that, Glaser issued the internet a challenge it was born to accept: unearth Baby DiCaprioâs â90s teen magazine interviews. It delivered immediately.
Screenshots of DiCaprioâs handwritten Teen Beat questionnaire resurfaced within minutes and spread across social media. The answers, unfortunately for him, checked out: âpasta, pasta, and more pastaâ really was his favorite food, and yes, a teenage DiCaprio misspelled âreggaeâ while listing his favorite music genres.
Check out the adorably handwritten questionnaire below:
While DiCaprio remained a good sport throughout the night, he didnât leave with a trophy in hand. He lost Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy to TimothĂ©e Chalamet for his role in Marty Supreme. The category also included George Clooney (Jay Kelly), Ethan Hawke (Blue Moon), Lee Byung-Hun (No Other Choice), and Jesse Plemons (Bugonia).
At 30, Chalametâs win continued his steady march toward Oscar inevitability, beating out both DiCaprio and Clooney for the table-tennis caper Marty Supreme. Still, DiCaprioâs night wasnât a loss overall. His film One Battle After Another emerged as the eveningâs biggest winner, taking home four awards, including Best Motion PictureâMusical or Comedy and Best Director.
His film also delivered a standout awards moment when Teyana Taylor won Best Supporting Actress.
Taylor told the audience through tears:
âOur light does not need permission to shine. We belong in every room we walk into. Our voices matter, and our dreams deserve space.â
Wearing a Schiaparelli Haute Couture gown, here she is giving her acceptance speech:
Singer and actress Taylor, whose career began when she choreographed a BeyoncĂ© music video at age 15, cemented her Hollywood takeover with the win. After thanking collaborators and loved ones, she used her speech to emotionally address âmy brown sisters and little brown girls watching tonight.â
And social media wasted no time turning the unearthed interview of Taylorâs co-star, DiCaprio, into a well-earned collective victory lap:
Bravo, internet!
You can watch Glaserâs full monologue below:
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Glaser is no stranger to the Globes spotlight. After making her hosting debut in 2025, she called the experience âwithout a doubt the most fun I have ever had in my career.â
She told People earlier this month:
âThereâs lots to joke about this yearâand the star power in the room is going to be bigger than ever. I mean, itâs bigger than last year. I kind of have to keep wrapping my head around the kind of people that are going to be present in this room.â
So yes, Glaser was more than ready to come for DiCaprio and the man bun. And while the actor was recently vacationing with Ceretti in St. Barts, she did not attend the ceremony.
She joked during the interview:
âI mean, Leoâs vape pen is going to be there. So excited to see that.â
While Glaser admitted she wanted to avoid âthe Leo jokes weâve heard 25 times,â that didnât mean heâd escape entirely. As of January 2026, it has not been confirmed whether sheâll return to host in 2027. But after two sharp, fearless turns at the podium, and a monologue that sent the internet digging through Teen Beat archives, the odds feel very much in her favor.
























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