Food Fight Fanatics Reveal What Their Weapon Of Choice Would Be
[rebelmouse-image 18349443 is_animated_gif=As an elementary school student, food fights are probably one of the most exciting prospects of lunch time. Just think, a massive all out war with food! What could be better? The only question is, what food would be best to use to win the battle?
sunlight_wings asks: If you were in a food fight (to the death), what would be your weapon of choice?
Deadly!
[rebelmouse-image 18349445 is_animated_gif=Candy Canes sucked down 'til they're all pointy
A strategic demise
[rebelmouse-image 18349446 is_animated_gif=Peanut butter shrimp balls. I'm banking on the food allergies.
Going for a hard impact
[rebelmouse-image 18349447 is_animated_gif=One of those impossibly hard loaves of bread.
A great projectile
[rebelmouse-image 18349448 is_animated_gif=Coconuts
This would make some burn victims
[rebelmouse-image 18349449 is_animated_gif=Fondue. It's boiling cheese. I'd make some sort of amped up super soaker and spray molten cheese at anyone.
I hope your mother isn't reading this...
[rebelmouse-image 18349450 is_animated_gif=My mom's homemade dinner rolls.
Built in sword
[rebelmouse-image 18349453 is_animated_gif=The bill of a swordfish. Use it like a rapier.
That would hurt!
[rebelmouse-image 18349454 is_animated_gif=Durians!
Some foods need to be well thought out or you could get a quick backfire
[rebelmouse-image 18349455 is_animated_gif=Not yet ripe avocados.
Upsides:
Downsides:
Straight up savage!
[rebelmouse-image 18349456 is_animated_gif=Hot oil. I'm going medieval on your a**es.
That is going to burn and potentially disable the enemy
[rebelmouse-image 18349457 is_animated_gif=Concentrated ghost pepper sauce.
That's a bold tactic
[rebelmouse-image 18349458 is_animated_gif=Banana, I'll kill them with awkwardness as I initiate eye contact while slowly eating it.
There are no chickens here
[rebelmouse-image 18347322 is_animated_gif=A 10 pound, frozen butterball turkey.
I might get tired swinging it--but--you could break ribs, take out knees, and crack skulls with one of those things.
Another great projectile
[rebelmouse-image 18347545 is_animated_gif=Potatoes.
If you don't know what they are - basically tubular shaped starchy vegetables
My strategy would be to throw them at people to knock them out.
A sugar shank
[rebelmouse-image 18349459 is_animated_gif=You ever had sugar crystallized to look like glass? You could shank someone with that
Maybe for something to slow them down
[rebelmouse-image 18349461 is_animated_gif=Flour. Toss is like glitter and watch people cough a lung up
The flaming disk
[rebelmouse-image 18349462 is_animated_gif=A frozen pizza that just came out of the oven. The hottest material known to man
If you are taking their word for it...
[rebelmouse-image 18349464 is_animated_gif=Cheetos.
They're dangerously cheesy.
Go for the eyes
[rebelmouse-image 18349465 is_animated_gif=Cayenne pepper. It's hard to fight if they can't see.
Tiny but deadly
[rebelmouse-image 18349466 is_animated_gif=A shotgun filled with dried lentils
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