Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

People Explain Which Things They Will Never F**k With

People Explain Which Things They Will Never F**k With

A long haired chihuahua looks very concerned

There are just some things in life that people need to respect and steer clear from.

So that makes being careful not a weakness but a strength.

If we pay attention, we'll know what things are not meant to be messed with.

Fire burns. It's intoxicating to try to dance with it, but really we should just stick with the smoke.


Redditor Halloween-365 wanted to discuss the things in life that we all need to stay far away from, so they asked:

"What don't you f**k with?"

I don't mess with most things.

Just one more dollar...

"I worked in a casino once so gambling. I've seen people over time ruin their life."

Ouija429

"My husband works with bankrupt people helping them get their lives back together, and the most common reason he sees for bankruptcy is gambling addiction. It's a sunk cost fallacy - people buy a lottery ticket every week, which is totally socially acceptable, and then it's two tickets, then five tickets and a few scratch cards, and the more they lose, the more they spend in an effort to get their money back."

"They get to the point where they haven't got enough money for gas, so they borrow money- not to spend on gas, which would help their immediate problem, but to spend on their bingo app so they can win thousands and fix all of their problems in one go."

MerylSquirrel

A Bad Flow

"Electricity."

Beginning_Winner_105

"Electricity doesn't care about you. It just wants to kill you."

gingernipples16

"I mean, it's really worse than that. It just cares about getting from point a to point b, if you happen to be obliterated by being a part of that path, that's a you problem, not an electricity problem. Electricity couldn't care less. Electricity is physics answer to honey badgers."

Akegata

The Monster

"Water. Was trained in Swift Water Rescue when I was younger. Water doesn't care who you are. It's stronger than you."

leftshoesnug

"I live in Chicago and I call Lake Michigan our beautiful monster. She takes a couple dozen lives every year. 3 or 4 times a year someone walking along shore in the city slips or stumbles in and drowns."

"There are a lot of places where it's a stone retaining wall with no easy way to get out of the water...cold water will take a good swimmer too, you only have a few minutes to get out if you survive the initial shock and good luck finding the nearest ladder in the dark. Be careful out there!"

fergehtabodit

Stay Away

No Way Beer GIF by BuschGiphy

"Heroin. Especially since the growing popularity of stepping on it with Fentanyl."

LiterallyOuttoLunch

"I've lost at least seven friends to heroin overdose in the last eighteen years."

crass_cigar_cowboy

Heroin is an evil beast.

Bad Odds

Fart Prancing GIFGiphy

"Gambling a fart when you have a stomach bug."

No-Conference-6242

"I lost this gamble at work one morning. Nothing says freedom like going commando all day in a woollen suit."

Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

Show Some Respect

"People who make my food. And janitors."

Herodotus_9

"I have a general rule of thumb; don't f**k with janitors, servers, or secretaries. These people have the keys to every door and will make your life a living hell if you treat them badly. If you are kind and show them the respect they deserve, not only as human beings but also for doing some absolutely vital jobs, they can open up a lot of doors for you."

"And let's be realistic here, most of us are a helluva lot closer in social status to them than to the CEOs we are told we should worship."

Dash_Harber

Life Basic

"Monkeys. No specific reason it just seems wise to adopt a 'no monkey policy' in life. I’m not so enamored with the species that I would need to risk being bit, face torn off or transmitted some exotic fatal disease. You might say 'well this Species would never do that' or 'that species isn’t disease' carrying or whatnot i just don’t have the time or energy to discern what’s what so many think it’s best to stay away all together."

missanthropocenex

Full Stop

"As a surgeon, never f**k with the pancreas."

tragalpointer

"As someone who has endured a continuous acute pancreatitis attack for 2 months straight... this tracks. Nothing offered even the slightest bit of relief, and even when I finally managed to pass out from pure exhaustion I felt the exact same level of pain in my damn dreams!"

"I straight up would rather just die than go through that again... full stop."

hkspowers

Hire People

the adventures of pete and pete season number GIFGiphy

"Don't try to fix your own garage door. It can take your arm off if you don't know what you're doing... actually, it can take your arm off even if you do know what you're doing."

rhendon46

I hope we all complied a survivor's list here.

More from Trending/best-of-reddit

Audra McDonald
@audramcdonald/Instagram

Audra McDonald Speaks Out After Autograph-Seeking Fan Followed Her Home—And People Are Horrified

Broadway legend and recent star of Gypsy Audra McDonald unfortunately finished the show's run on a sour note, as she informed fans on her Instagram.

The Tony-winning actor and singer, 55, started by explaining that the "stage door" practice, where Broadway actors exit through a side door of the theater to greet fans and sign autographs, is common but not expected or required. Some actors love to do it, others would rather not, and she stressed that there are countless reasons an actor might choose not to on any given night.

Keep ReadingShow less
Screenshots from Victor Nieves' videos
@notvictornieves/TikTok; @goodtrouble/TikTok

MAGA TikToker Gets Brutally Dragged After Tired 'Slippery Slope' Rant About Gay Marriage

The moment many LGBTQ+ people have warned about seems to be dawning as Kim Davis, the infamous Kentucky clerk who went to jail over refusing to process same-sex marriages, has resurfaced.

Now out of jail, Davis is asking the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v Hodges, the case that granted the right to same-sex marriage in 2015 and the violation of which landed Davis in jail.

Keep ReadingShow less
Riley Gaines
Ivan Apfel/Getty Images

Riley Gaines Blasted After Calling Trump Critics 'Domestic Terrorists' In Unhinged Tweet

Fading MAGA darling Riley Gaines found herself facing irrelevance like all the blond "it girls" before her that were once embraced then discarded by MAGA Republican President Donald Trump's followers, like Ann Coulter, Megyn Kelly, Kellyanne Conway, Tomi Lahren, and Kaitlin Bennett.

If that last name made you say, "Who‽," then you know what Gaines is facing.

Keep ReadingShow less
Jinkx Monsoon
Good Morning America/YouTube

Trans Actor Jinkx Monsoon Expertly Shades MAGA Lawmakers Who Are Trying To 'Rewrite History'

In a very timely off-the-cuff response, Broadway performer Jinkx Monsoon called out MAGA GOP lawmakers and Republican President Donald Trump for their attempts to whitewash history.

Speaking to Good Morning America about her star turn as the lead in Cole Escola’s Tony Award-winning hit Broadway show Oh, Mary!, the hosts proposed a rapid-fire game that they titled "Oh, Jinkx!."

Keep ReadingShow less
Person raising their hands in excitement
Photo by Zac Durant on Unsplash

People Who Turned Their Lives Around After Age 35 Share How They Did It

There's this weird pressure in the world to know what you're going to do with your life when you're between 18 and 20, work hard to get it, and then be satisfied with that for the rest of your life. But for many people, they're not in a position to attain their dream life when they're 20 years out.

That said, it's never too late to get a fresh start, even when you're around the middle of your life.

Keep ReadingShow less