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President Donald Trump's second son with ex-wife Ivana Trump, Eric, made an appearance on the couch with the smile and nod crowd at Fox & Friends.
But on a day when Fox News was reporting his father's disapproval rating was at an all-time high and news of an economic downturn was everywhere, what was foremost on the middle Trump son's mind?
Corn.
Corn kernels to be precise.
Rather than report on the economy or the aftermath of White nationalist domestic terrorism or the alleged suicide of Jeffrey Epstein or anything else really, Eric Trump felt the number of corn kernels the only Republican option presented at the Iowa State Fair for their "corn kernel poll" should be the lead story.
Watch him lodge his complaints here.
.@EricTrump is on Fox & Friends complaining that the media won't cover how well his dad is doing in the Iowa State… https://t.co/qnDxZXUKTn— Aaron Rupar (@Aaron Rupar)1565786685.0
To be fair, Eric wasn't the only one who thought corn kernels in jars were his daddy's biggest accomplishment of late.
However someone always has to rain on their parade with stuff like math.
@atrupar @MelissaJPeltier @EricTrump Eric clearly does not understand math 20 Dems divide kernels 1 Rep gets all Re… https://t.co/xvibiy2rbR— Bev (@Bev)1565789399.0
@brod_joe @atrupar @EricTrump That was my point. Unbelievable... is he pushing bs, like his dad’s fake productions… https://t.co/CFMeJu0juP— Vote.org202-224-3121 (@Vote.org202-224-3121)1565885109.0
Most people found little sympathy for Eric's outrage.
@DavenportConni @atrupar @EricTrump The trumps are all whiners.— Shannon🌊🌊🌊 (@Shannon🌊🌊🌊)1565790430.0
@Mschade2020 @atrupar @TapestryofPeace @EricTrump Can someone please replace his teeth with corn kernels in this photo— miss speech (@miss speech)1565793561.0
@miss_speech @Mschade2020 @atrupar @TapestryofPeace @EricTrump Terrible job but... https://t.co/quCMIPt6VT— Fiver 🗽🥄⚖🐾🏳️🌈❤🌎🏝🌊🧷 (@Fiver 🗽🥄⚖🐾🏳️🌈❤🌎🏝🌊🧷)1565855983.0
@RealSorta @Mike_P_Williams @atrupar @EricTrump And it's our job to keep them the darlings of white nationalism. Th… https://t.co/HZ0uPZvfur— Ghost of John Bad Elk (@Ghost of John Bad Elk)1565858391.0
@atrupar @EricTrump Bless this dweeby simpleton - just look at how pleased he is with himself 😂 https://t.co/ktc1MWhwUQ— Mike P Williams (@Mike P Williams)1565827753.0
@atrupar @EricTrump Help me out here... I keep forgetting, is he the smart one?— Dan Dotson (@Dan Dotson)1565786766.0
@atrupar @EricTrump I can't decide who is the dumber son 🤔 https://t.co/Yb1qLGOh48— SE Borrelli - 😷 🗽 (@SE Borrelli - 😷 🗽)1565799566.0
@HelenKPDem @atrupar @EricTrump He's a cob shy of a cob, Helen!— Mark Ward (@Mark Ward)1565793285.0
@bjcreigh @atrupar @EricTrump And I thought you weren’t supposed to drop them on their heads because they’d vote Republican...— Becky Palmer (@Becky Palmer)1565807339.0
@kev_toronto @atrupar @EricTrump Hahaha! Thanks for that.— Cats Pajamas (@Cats Pajamas)1565791193.0
@ashlie_weeks @atrupar @EricTrump A new low. Even for him. But at least something likes hus Dad - even if it’s a 🌽— Kate Fitzpatrick Sydney (@Kate Fitzpatrick Sydney)1565877762.0
The 1984 film Children of the Corn, based on a Stephen King short story, is available here.
You can watch the full breadth of brilliance shared by Eric Trump here.
Eric Trump accuses media of ignoring Trump's popularity at Iowa State Fair youtu.be