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Eric Trump's attempts to back up his father on social media have taken yet another clumsy turn.
President Trump has been especially active on Twitter lately, but not because he's reaching out to the millions of Americans affected by the global pandemic.
Oh no. He's intent on spreading completely untrue conspiracy theories about his political opponents. Of course, there's nothing President Trump can say that his sons won't herald as genius.
But Eric isn't exactly doing his dad any favors.
The chips are starting to crumble!These are truly bad people... https://t.co/0GML347eWZ— Eric Trump (@Eric Trump)1589290354.0
Trump's ridiculously mixed expressions felt like something right out of an Eric Trump parody.
@EricTrump No use crying over pissed milk— Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives (@Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives)1589383115.0
@EricTrump you know what they say, the bigger they are, the more the eggs in the basket flock together— Mike Drucker (@Mike Drucker)1589325702.0
@EricTrump How the turns have tabled! The tiger is now truly out of the barn! Down is away and up is far-fetched!— Rob Tannenbaum (@Rob Tannenbaum)1589325753.0
@EricTrump This is LITERALLY what they'd have the SNL you say.— Eric Schmeltzer 🇺🇸 (@Eric Schmeltzer 🇺🇸)1589325074.0
Countless Twitter users mocked Eric's new aphorism by coming up with some of their own.
@dirtyfiends @EricTrump Listen, he’s between an alligator and a hard place.— Jeff Gallagher (@Jeff Gallagher)1589297543.0
Eric Trump is, quite possibly, the only person to have ever used the phrase "the chips are starting to crumble" on… https://t.co/Cjro48Ks9T— lvl 45 covid potus (@lvl 45 covid potus)1589325605.0
@wtfwarrior1 @EricTrump It’s collapsing like a house of cookies.— Oggknow (@Oggknow)1589324873.0
Everyone would love to hear Eric's brilliant take on the latest Trump scandal, if only we could understand him.
Yeah, well people will do crazy things when the cookies are down.... https://t.co/n09liSsOyj— Christopher Orr (@Christopher Orr)1589325251.0
@EricTrump Eric, I know these concepts are complicated but chips fall and cookies crumble!— Jim Becker (@Jim Becker)1589290667.0
Several people noted Eric's eloquence must run in the family.
@PMBarraclough @EricTrump Eric speaks near fluent Donald.— Castlebar (@Castlebar)1589318759.0
Chips crumbling right off the old block https://t.co/goHtqUlTPi— Mike Kalenderian (@Mike Kalenderian)1589333102.0
@EricTrump The cats out of the cradle Sir 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷— Brendel (@Brendel)1589325377.0
Eric Trump wants nothing more than to inspire supporters with his words...but today is not that day.
looks like the domino's on the other foot https://t.co/MmEnphJX7Q— Andy Orin (@Andy Orin)1589325747.0
@EricTrump The cheese is starting to curl! The milk is starting to jump! The bake is starting to gum!— Comfortably Numb🏠 (@Comfortably Numb🏠)1589329285.0
@EricTrump People in glass houses sink ships— Joe Kassabian (@Joe Kassabian)1589325343.0
Could someone please check Eric's tweets before he sends them?
@YGalanter @EricTrump Old dogs are hoisted on new petards!— StickyBunny (@StickyBunny)1589337315.0
@EricTrump Cookies crumble and chips fall, dummy.— Matt McClellan (@Matt McClellan)1589291197.0
It seems all the Trumps know the best words. If only they could learn to use them in the correct order, they might start to make some sense.
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