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You may have heard President Trump is being impeached due to alleged corrupt behavior.
What you may NOT have heard about is his great wine, Trump Meritage!
Don't worry, Eric Trump has got you covered.
While watching public impeachment hearings yesterday—during which multiple witnesses testified that his father extorted a foreign country for his own political gain—Eric decided he'd found the perfect time to advertise some of the family product.
It is a perfect day for a nice bottle of this. These people are — insane.... @TrumpWinery https://t.co/lkMVEorYKb— Eric Trump (@Eric Trump)1574279118.0
It was almost too wild to believe.
The President's son was trying to make money off his father's impeachment inquiry.
@EricTrump @trumpwinery This has got to be a parrody.... no, no, it's really the President's son trying to sell che… https://t.co/b41nR2mFR6— Ghost of Henry Wallace (@Ghost of Henry Wallace)1574280222.0
@EricTrump @trumpwinery The perfect wine to go with a well-done steak, bathed in ketchup! (... and now i know, why… https://t.co/Po2PbiWBoY— Anton Caravatti (@Anton Caravatti)1574282151.0
@EricTrump @trumpwinery Try our wine..it pairs well with bribery.. And all his other crimes.. https://t.co/Z6KXDOjpXS— spring (@spring)1574280644.0
Twitter users suggested a few other Trump products.
@EricTrump @trumpwinery Nah, this booze is much better https://t.co/Wo9i8NmovN— Curiosity Cat 🧐 (@Curiosity Cat 🧐)1574281710.0
@HuffPost Or eat paste and sell his new book https://t.co/Upt7nkH8At— Megan Biden (@Megan Biden)1574297271.0
@EricTrump @trumpwinery Eric Trump admitting publicly that he needs to get drunk to get through today is somehow su… https://t.co/SDwYaFgFsK— Brian Tyler Cohen (@Brian Tyler Cohen)1574281602.0
A lot of people thought Eric had left an "H" out of his post.
@EricTrump @trumpwinery You forgot the 'H' Trump Whinery There, fixed it for you— Anna Rompage 🏳️🌈 (@Anna Rompage 🏳️🌈)1574280896.0
@HuffPost He mis-understood. He was told the Republicans on the committee were "whining", and thought they'd be in… https://t.co/ywPSCKvFKE— clio (@clio)1574298534.0
Ever wonder what Trump wine tastes like?
Look no further!
@EricTrump @trumpwinery Does it taste like desperation to get a fathers love and shame.— The mixed wonder (@The mixed wonder)1574279724.0
@HuffPost $ does not = class.— Malissa Williams (@Malissa Williams)1574300710.0
At least Eric's pitch will resonate well with one person:
Donald Trump Sr.
@Independent Chip off the old block— Kay 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 #RevokeA50 (@Kay 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 #RevokeA50)1574333252.0
Seriously this guy is trying to sell Trump wine off his father’s impeachment hearings. And they have the nerve to t… https://t.co/eR74mYzziW— Claire McCaskill (@Claire McCaskill)1574297179.0
One can only hope never to encounter Trump wine out in the real world.
Someone brought Trump Wine to the wine tasting tonight 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Is now an appropriate time for #okboomer ? https://t.co/rtmZTWAvh3— Tyler Hamilton (@Tyler Hamilton)1574303529.0
Wine should be used not to support Trump, but to forget about him.
Pleased to announce that I found out my date tonight was a trump voter early enough to leave, buy wine, and make it… https://t.co/DFPFsarYXn— Carolyn Riley (@Carolyn Riley)1574303434.0
Sorry, Eric, maybe more people will want Trump wine after your father has left office.
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