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Bizarre Recipe For Chocolate Milk Drink That Uses Calves' Liver Has The Internet Grossed Out

Koh Mochizuki

May. 04, 2022

Bizarre Recipe For Chocolate Milk Drink That Uses Calves' Liver Has The Internet Grossed Out

AntonioGuillem/GettyImages; @CraigKBryant/Twitter

You won't find this protein-rich offering at Jamba Juice—or any other commercial smoothie franchise—any time soon.

A milkshake incorporating calves' liver as the primary ingredient is being called a recipe for disaster and giving the internet the dry heaves.

A photo of a recipe for the questionable milkshake was shared by Twitter user @70s_party, who had only this to say:

"I mean, holyf*ck."

I mean, holy f*ckpic.twitter.com/TRQWCWs8uP
— 70s Dinner Party (@70s Dinner Party) 1651153361

@70s_party/Twitter

The "Liver Special" includes 1 square inch baby calves' liver–with the membrane removed, of course.

Don\u2019t forget to remove the membrane!
— Agnes of the Dogs \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 (@Agnes of the Dogs \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8) 1651364797

At least it says *remove membrane*, otherwise this would be disgusting.
— karin anderson (@karin anderson) 1651169789

Liver and Almond Mochaccino for Hannibal
— Redmole \u23cf\ufe0f\ud83e\udd95\ud83e\udd96 (@Redmole \u23cf\ufe0f\ud83e\udd95\ud83e\udd96) 1651154568

Yeah I hate when my hot chocolate still has the membrane
— iced pee (@iced pee) 1651208072

Other listed ingredients included 1 1/4 cup of milk; 4 almonds; soy chocolate or chocolate syrup; a third of a banana and 2 marshmallows.

Yum.

Im sure those 4 almonds really made a difference\n\n"honey, did you put 4 almonds in this chocolate liver? I can really taste them!"
— \u029f\u1d1c\u026as \u029c\u1d07\u0280\u0274\u1d00\u0274\u1d05\u1d07\u1d22 \u26a1 (@\u029f\u1d1c\u026as \u029c\u1d07\u0280\u0274\u1d00\u0274\u1d05\u1d07\u1d22 \u26a1) 1651184339

The recommended blending time was three minutes.

The liver\u2019s got everyone distracted from the insanity of the 3 minutes of blending.
— Knox Overstreetwear (@Knox Overstreetwear) 1651166157

Did the pages get stuck together like in friends? This is not a thing pic.twitter.com/GNOp0jNnVq
— Charli Day (@Charli Day) 1651156253

The recipe gave the option for the shake to be enjoyed as a "hot chocolate drink or chocolate milkshake with 2 scoops of ice cream."

Got milk?

Got queasy, was more like it over on Twitter.

This has thoroughly grossed me the hell out. Of all the icky wtf posts... This is by far the ickiest of the icky. pic.twitter.com/MDG6S9mdL9
— \ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udf39\ud835\udce3\ud835\udcea\ud835\udceb\ud835\udcf2\ud835\udcfd\ud835\udcf1\ud835\udcea \ud83d\ude3a\ud83e\udd40 (@\ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udf39\ud835\udce3\ud835\udcea\ud835\udceb\ud835\udcf2\ud835\udcfd\ud835\udcf1\ud835\udcea \ud83d\ude3a\ud83e\udd40) 1651174555

Oh God, it took this reply to make me realise the liver's supposed to be raw and now I'm feeling sick again...
— What Train Have We Got? (@What Train Have We Got?) 1651160017

I've just been sitting here, staring at the floor. I don't know how to process this.
— Craig (@Craig) 1651161572

Going into the butchers like "just a square inch of baby calves liver please"
— Greg Fyans \ud83e\udd18 (@Greg Fyans \ud83e\udd18) 1651153489

I think I have that cookbookpic.twitter.com/wxAHETKoh4
— Balkan WonderWorld \ud83c\udf84 (@Balkan WonderWorld \ud83c\udf84) 1651160137

Place the recipe on the floor and back slowly away, do it nowhttps://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1519673457797181442\u00a0\u2026
— Dave *The Podcast King of Chicago* Bledsoe (@Dave *The Podcast King of Chicago* Bledsoe) 1651174339

I'm trying to concentrate on the texture because the thought of the taste ( esp. hot) is a bridge too far. \n\nNope, the texture is too far too. I need to bleach my brain now.
— A. J. (@A. J.) 1651178708

wow, and I thought the hawaiian spaghetti was the worst thing I would see today\n\nbravo for swooping in and grabbing that title
— dr. penis pincher (@dr. penis pincher) 1651153537

However, not everyone was losing their membranes over this concoction.

A lot of folks getting grossed out in the replies over the tiny bit of liver, but this is just a protein shake, really. I\u2019ll take the liver over the mystery powder.https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1519673457797181442\u00a0\u2026
— matt (@matt) 1651175937

This has to be a vitamin supplement of some kind. Particularly Vitamin A. Even if that liver square was only half an ounce, it would be more than the total RDA of Vitamin A.
— xarophti (@xarophti) 1651175178

All it needs is mayonnaise and it would be the quintessential 70\u2019s recipe.
— Patrick Bodayle (@Patrick Bodayle) 1651157284

I would genuinely enjoy this.https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1519673457797181442\u00a0\u2026
— Perilla Seed Oil Respecter (@Perilla Seed Oil Respecter) 1651174259

Bon Appetit.

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Bizarre Recipe For Chocolate Milk Drink That Uses Calves' Liver Has The Internet Grossed Out