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If you like your unhinged anti-vaxxer screeds in festive holiday song format, have we got the profoundly cringe-worthy video for you!
A San Diego woman has gone viral for her anti-vax cover of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," which she delivered at a County of San Diego Board of Supervisors Meeting last week.
See the video below.
Woman named “Bridgette” sang her anti-vax, anti-mask message in a Santa hat, along to the music of ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ to the San Diego Board of Commissioners on Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/wy8A1KjDtk
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 9, 2021
The woman's song came in response to the Board of Supervisors' proposal to extend a local health emergency statute pertaining to the ongoing pandemic and the new Omicron variant of COVID-19.
The woman, who identified herself as Bridgette, decided to don a Santa hat and share her thoughts in song form, and the results are somehow orders of magnitude more bizarre than if she'd just yelled them into the microphone like anit-vaxxers usually do.
To be honest and give credit where it's due, Bridgette did a decent job writing her lyrics—even if they are actively divorced from reality.
Her version of Mimi's smash hit begins:
“I don't want a lot for Christmas, just body autonomy."
If only the Bridgettes of the world would bring this energy to the debate over women's reproductive freedom.
Bridgette went on to sing:
“I don’t care about the variants, because of natural immunity."
So-called "natural immunity," gained by surviving a COVID-19 infection, is not sufficient protection against variants as research has repeatedly shown, but go off Bridgette.
So what else did she have to sing about?
Well, freedom of course.
“I just want my freedom now, the constitution will show us how, make my dreams come true."
"End the state of emergency and acknowledge early treatment too…"
By "early treatment," Bridgette means veterinary anti-parasitic Ivermectin and anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine, which anti-vaxxers, conspiracy theorists and former Republican President Donald Trump have repeatedly hailed as cure-alls for COVID-19 despite the fact use of both drugs to treat the disease has resulted in deaths.
Twitter, of course, had a field day with Bridgette's ludicrous little ditty.
Sure anti-vaxxers promote injecting bleach into your veins or taking horse de-wormer but at least they haven’t re-mixed Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas” into a batshit crazy anti-vax anthem b/c if that exists……oh dear god what have I done? pic.twitter.com/TYB6faGcWx
— Patrick Sheldon (@P_Shels) December 9, 2021
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— Kit Harington (@kitsnowdrag) December 12, 2021
I don't know about you, but I lalways change my mind and fall in line behind conspiracies, when it's put to music.
— ᗷoneyardDEM Voting matters (@BoneyardDem) December 10, 2021
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead. And she was really feeling it too.
Woman wearing Santa hat performs anti-vax version of ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ at school board meeting. https://t.co/dCzYGA8293
— Covie (@covie_93) December 10, 2021
Are these the signs of the end state of a species, characterized by escapades, idiocy, and indifference to its own survival?
— Steven Slymaster (@SlymasterSteven) December 9, 2021
Would've been better off singing "Fauci The Snowman," or "Grandma Got Corona By A Reindeer." Then they should just Carey her out. https://t.co/F6FLyGJ2w3
— Tony Pizza (@trivialtony) December 12, 2021
If you’ve been exposed to an anti-vax rendition of All I Want For Christmas is You, you may be entitled to financial compensation! https://t.co/LYt0yHdhft
— Brian Kollar (@FF_Kollar) December 10, 2021
All this bonkers anti-vax rewrite of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" needs is an Eric Clapton solo https://t.co/tt0wX2VCJw
— Brian Hiatt (@hiattb) December 9, 2021
On the next episode of "America's Got Covid"...
— The Vaccinated Trucker 🚛💉🚛💉🚛 (@John_the_L) December 11, 2021
I trusted the scientists… until now. Bridgette has shown me the error of my ways. https://t.co/NlNpO7BJEG
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) December 10, 2021
As for Miss Mariah herself, she is very much not on board with that anti-vaxxer vibe.
Ms. Mimi is vaxxed and made sure to let her fans know.
Anyway, we look forward to fellow anti-vaxxer Eric Clapton inviting Bridgette on tour in 2022 to duet with him on his own anti-vaxx song "This Has Gotta Stop."