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Amy Schumer's Husband Surprises Her With Hilariously Dark Message On Her 40th Birthday Cake

Amy Schumer's Husband Surprises Her With Hilariously Dark Message On Her 40th Birthday Cake
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Winn Sioux Christnot-Peters
By Winn Sioux Christnot-PetersJun 02, 2021
Winn Sioux Christnot-Peters

Winn Sioux Christnot-Peters is a writer/web designer and aspiring librarian based in Maine. When not writing, they devote much of their time to multiple non-profit organizations, largely focusing on LGBTQ+ rights and animal welfare. During rare moments of free time Winn enjoys video and tabletop games, as well as various nerdy fiber crafts such as crocheting (mainly amigurumi Pokémon, cat toys, and blankets) and counted cross stitch.

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Actress and comedian Amy Schumer turned 40 on June 1, and her family and friends came together over the weekend to celebrate.

Her husband, chef Chris Fischer, baked her a cake and decorated it with a very special, and very dark, message.

Schumer posted a video of Chris bringing out the cake while everyone sang "Happy Birthday" to her Instagram on Monday with the simple caption "My 🎂 #40."

The joke?

A small piece of chocolate on top of the cake was inscribed with the message:

"I'm leaving you. This was the only way I could think to do it."

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Schumer's shocked expression while holding her 2-year-old son Gene at the very end of the video shows that Chris' joke might have taken a moment to fully sink in.

You can view the video, complete with a dirge-like rendition of "Happy Birthday" below:

Schumer's husband makes frequent appearances on her Instagram.



The couple celebrated their 3rd wedding anniversary earlier this year.

Some Instagram commenters were worried about Schumer after seeing her face at the end of the cake video, but the couple are well known for their shared slightly dark sense of humor.

If this photo from last month is any indication, they're probably doing alright.

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