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Elon Musk Gets Blistering Reminder After Ranting About The Sun Destroying Life On Earth
Aug 18, 2025
Billionaire Elon Musk was given a blunt reminder about what will actually destroy life on Earth after he claimed in an interview with Fox News personality Jesse Watters that he's he's looking to colonize Mars and other planets because the Sun will eventually destroy life on Earth
The Sun, our life-sustaining star, is essentially a massive nuclear reactor, continuously converting hydrogen into helium through fusion and radiating energy outward. But like all stars, it has a finite lifespan. Scientists estimate that the Sun will exhaust its core hydrogen supply in about five billion years, marking the beginning of the end of its stable life.
According to Musk—who is clearly ignoring the science—humanity needs to act before the Sun wipes all of us out:
"One of the benefits of Mars is life insurance for life collectively. Eventually, all life on Earth will be destroyed by the Sun. The Sun is gradually expanding, and so we do, at some point, need to be a multi-planetary civilization because Earth will be incinerated.”
"We have several hundred million years. But if Earth has been around for one-and-a-half billion years, which is what the fossil record suggests, then Earth only has about 10% more life in it before it gets so hot that life is impossible."
"We have a long way to go because it's not about landing on Mars and leaving flags and footprints. It's about creating a self-sustaining city on Mars, the fundamental fork in the road of destiny is that Mars is sufficiently self-sustaining."
Musk went on to say that if Mars becomes dependent on "supply ships" from Earth, then "we have not created life insurance for life collectively."
You can hear what Musk said in the video below.
Musk’s reassurance that humans have “a few hundred million years” before worrying about the sun ignores far more immediate existential threats. At our current pace, unchecked climate change or nuclear conflict could drive humanity—and countless other species—to extinction within mere centuries.
Even if we somehow avoid those disasters, Earth will likely become uninhabitable for humans long before the sun expands. In about 1.3 billion years, rising temperatures and humidity levels will make the planet physiologically unlivable for us. By two billion years, the oceans may evaporate entirely as the sun grows about 20% more luminous.
Some resilient lifeforms—like heat-loving extremophiles in ocean vents—may persist, but humanity won’t be among them unless we fundamentally change course or leave Earth altogether.
Musk was swiftly called out.
You might want to actually pick up a book, Elon.
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Bondi Makes Bizarre Claim About Fired DOJ Staffer Who Threw Sandwich At Border Patrol Agent In DC
Aug 18, 2025
Attorney General Pam Bondi was called out after she claimed she'd fired a Justice Department employee because he was part of the "deep state" after he threw a Subway sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection officer in Washington, D.C., over the weekend.
Court documents identify the man as Sean Dunn, who allegedly shouted profanities at a group of officers before tossing a “submarine-style sandwich” at a Customs and Border Protection agent standing at a busy intersection on Sunday. Dunn was employed by Office of International Affairs within the department's Criminal Division as a paralegal.
Video cited in the charges shows Dunn yelling, then throwing the wrapped sandwich into the officer’s chest before trying to run away. He was quickly caught.
According to the affidavit, Dunn later confessed:
“I did it. I threw a sandwich.”
You can see what happened in the video below.
A dramatic Bondi later issued a post on X in which she warned there will be serious consequences for anyone who assaults law enforcement—while claiming that her own DOJ employee is part of the "deep state":
"If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you. I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony."
"This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ. You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement."
You can see what Bondi wrote below.
Bondi was harshly criticized for her absurd claim.
Despite all her talk about respecting law enforcement, Bondi has shown she is talking out of both sides of her mouth.
Jared Wise, who shouted “kill ’em” at police during the Capitol riot, was recently hired by the DOJ to work as a senior adviser.
NPR uncovered previously unseen bodycam footage showing Wise berating officers and calling them “Nazi” and “Gestapo.” The clips were among thousands of Jan. 6 court exhibits obtained by media organizations.
Transcripts from Wise’s testimony confirm he admitted to repeatedly yelling “kill ’em” as officers were being assaulted, though he tried to rationalize his behavior. He was never convicted of any crimes after President Donald Trump ordered prosecutions related to the riot dropped.
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People Who Slept With An Ex's Sibling Break Down The Aftermath
Aug 18, 2025
Though everyone has different thresholds for what is acceptable in a relationship and what they're okay with experiencing, there are certain things that are generally no-nos, like cheating, dating someone's best friend, and dating someone's family member.
But there are exceptions to everything.
Curious, Redditor Any-Name533 asked:
"People who've slept with a partner's or ex-partner's sibling, how did it happen, and what was the aftermath?"
A Family Tradition?!
"A guy I worked with years ago... Thanksgiving was coming up. I asked if he had plans yet. He said, Yeah, but family holiday gatherings are always tense. Why, I asked?"
"He said, 'Well, I have three sisters, and all of them have been married to and had kids with the same man. Divorced sister one, married sister two, divorced sister two, and married sister three. He had seven kids between the three women.'"
"So he married to all three sisters. Seven kids who are both half-siblings and cousins to each other. He had so much craziness in his life. Yep, Thanksgiving will be tense as usual."
- nebelhund
"Imagine being the dad and walking your daughters down the aisle to the same man three times!"
- tacoman07734
Death Bed Confessions
"My great aunt thought she was dying, so she confessed to her sister that her two 'nieces' were actually the result of a decades-long affair with her sister’s husband."
"Thirty years of lies, blown up in one breath."
"And then… she didn’t die. She stuck around for years, just chilling while the whole family simmered in nuclear fallout."
"Deathbed confession with no death. Just vibes and generational trauma."
- grhollo
"Great aunt was like, 'Wow, I feel so much better now that I've gotten that off my chest!'"
- AGreatBandName
A Better Match
"Around 20 years ago, I dated a girl for six or eight months. I actually enjoyed the relationship quite a bit, but it ended when it needed to end. I think we both knew it wasn't going to be a forever thing. Some time passed, and I ran into her sister."
"We started talking, texting, etc., for several months. During that time, I was going out a lot, dating people, and so forth. When we decided that we wanted to give it a shot, I said something like, 'This isn't a problem for me, if it's a problem for you, I understand, and you probably need to talk to your sister.'"
"They talked, I never knew what was said, but we started dating."
"She and I have been together for nearly 20 years now, married for over 12. They are best friends. It's still not weird to me and never really was. A lot of our friends made jokes and comments back at the time. But I think it worked out well for everyone."
- Athomas16
Dating The Matchmaker
"I was seeing a girl, and after a month or so, she looked at me and said, 'I think you and my stepsister would be a great match.'"
"Then she set us up on a date, and we were together for a little over two years."
- RickIMightBe
"It sounds like that worked out for everyone!"
- Bernkastel17509
Highly Recommended
"I dated a girl in college, things didn’t work out, and we kept in touch. Shortly after graduating, I ran into her sister, we got caught up, realized that we had a lot in common, and that we could give it a shot."
"It didn’t work out with her, either, but they’re easily two of my favorite people I’ve dated. Eight out of ten would recommend."
- lordmcconnell
Long-Lasting Relationships
"My grandfather and his brother married two sisters. Before I was born, my grandmother and my great-uncle died."
"You can guess what happened next, but when I was born, my grandmother was also my great aunt."
"Apparently, some were troubled by it, but they had a wonderful marriage for over 30 years."
- yomamma3399
"My grandpa and one of his brothers dated sisters. After the first double date, they each realized they liked the other sister more. They switched and were both married within a year. They both had families and stayed married to the sisters their entire lives."
- wanna_meet_that_dad
Petty Revenge
"I dunno if this qualifies, but it's a revenge all on its own."
"My little sister had a boyfriend, James. First thing he said to me when we met for a drink in a bar as a group, 'How does it make you feel that I'm sleeping with your sister?' He was a little pr**k. Never liked him."
"They broke up, but that stuck with me. The balls on this kid."
"Anyway, I started a bar job and was working with his sister, Sarah. She had a boyfriend, but she was into me. Nothing happened, but we stayed in touch. Anyway, a couple of years later, she was single, I was single, and we made it very clear it was a Friends with Benefits situation."
"Then, guess who I bumped into and told him I'd been sleeping with his sister for a month? His face was priceless. Little pr**k."
- Shinyetsu01
A Brother Swap
"I ended up marrying my ex-boyfriend's brother. Disclaimer! There was NO cheating done by anyone."
"My now brother-in-law and I got together after both of us divorced. We live in a smallish town and have known each other from high school."
"We had a pretty semi-toxic on-again, off-again relationship for like a year or so. In that time, I met his brother, who was also going through a divorce. He’s older, so I had never met him before."
"We got along really well. We enjoyed each other and became Facebook friends. After my now brother-in-law's and my final breakup, we both saw other people, moved on, and remained friends."
"I ended up going to a party at their parents' house, and my now-husband and I just really hit it off and pretty much have been together ever since. Going on almost 10 years together and eight years married."
- MaleficentLake6927
"How’d your now-BIL react?"
- catmomhumanaunt
"Honestly, WAY better than people would expect. I think it’s because we knew we liked each other, but weren’t meant to be, and his brother is radically shy. So the first reaction was like, what the f**k, but then we all talked and, it was like, actually, this makes sense."
"It helped that it had been a couple of solid months since we broke up, so he had time to move on. He already had another girlfriend. Now we spend a ton of time together, and unless we bring it up, no one thinks about it."
- MaleficentLake6927
Awkward!
"One of my friends dated a girl for several years, then they split up amicably, and he stayed in contact with her and her family. They even met for some events, like summer gatherings, etc."
"A couple of months later, he was at a party, hooked up with a girl, and went home with her. The next morning, he went to the toilet and realised that he knew the place. It was the place of his ex's parents."
" He had hooked up with her little sister, but alleges that he had no idea, since he was very drunk. He quickly got his stuff and snuck out, but obviously it made the contact with the family very awkward."
- Tezzinator
A Weird Experience
"We went out for drinks, and for whatever reason, she thought it would be hot if I kissed her sister, so she dared us to kiss, and we did. After we finished drinking, we took an Uber together, she passed out on the couch, I went to bed, and someone crawled into bed with me."
"I thought it was her at first, but halfway into making out, I found out it was her sister, and we were both drunk and ended up doing the deed."
"The morning after was suspiciously okay, lol. She was okay with it because her sister was going through some school stress and was also going through a drought. Weird f**king time."
- The_Sir_Galahad
Rebound
"My girlfriend of five months took me out to see a movie. Then we came back to her place and she said in the hallway, 'Hey listen, I don't want to do this anymore.' She broke up with me right then and there. No last hug, no nothing."
"I was suspicious of the way she was texting and hiding her phone while doing so. Whatever."
"So I'm walking out to my car and run into her younger sister. They live in a duplex built by their late father (their mother also happens to live in the next house over). I told her what happened, and she invited me for coffee."
"She kept caressing my hand and shoulders, and we kept looking into each other's eyes, then started making out, and she took me by the hand & skipped to her bedroom. Ended up spending the night."
"I woke up in the morning to leave, and as I left her house, guess who happened to see me leave."
- ForGrateJustice
Burned Bridges
"I slept with my ex’s brother a few years after we split. Initially, it felt thrilling and harmless, but when my ex found out, everything exploded."
"His brother confessed it to him. The whole family flip‑flopped. We’re no longer friends with them."
"It feels like I burned a bridge I didn’t even realize existed. Lesson learned: draw limits, even if someone seems long gone."
- Petalpebblez
Here To Tell The Tale
"My dad dated a girl in college, close enough that he came home and met her parents. They eventually split up."
"About four years later, he bumped into his ex-girlfriend's mom on the street, and she said, 'You know, I do have another daughter.' That relationship stuck, hence I am alive."
"When asked about the unexpected result, he remarks, 'It was sort of a right church, wrong pew situation.'"
- djgooch
Lots Of Connections
"I had an ex hook me up with her even better-looking sister after we broke up. We messed around for a couple of months, and then she ended up hooking me up with her dime piece best friend. We dated for the rest of high school."
- Bullehh
Enough Said.
"I can tell you from my brother sleeping with my ex that I haven't spoken to my brother in eight years. It isn't the first time my brother treated me like crap, though."
- FadedRemnant
Though some of these incidents were incredibly dramatic and messy, it seems like this is a move that might not be the most damaging in the world, depending on the situation. That said, it won't work for everyone, and if anything can be learned here, it's that time and communication are key.
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Alan Tudyk's I, Robot Snub
Aug 15, 2025
Turns out the real threat in I, Robot wasn’t the robots—it was Will Smith’s press team.
At least, that’s how Alan Tudyk remembers it.
The Resident Alien star recently revealed on Jim Cummings’ podcast Toon’d In that, despite delivering one of the film’s most memorable performances, he was virtually erased from its 2004 press campaign—all because test audiences liked him too much… more than Will Smith’s performance as Detective Del Spooner. Yikes.
Tudyk told Cummings:
“They were doing test audiences for the movie, and they score the characters in this kind of test screening. And I got word back: ‘Alan, you are testing higher than Will Smith.’"
"And then I was gone. I was done. There was no publicity, and my name was not mentioned.”
It’s no wonder, then, that many fans had no idea Tudyk was even in the movie.
He continued:
“I was so shocked. I was like, ‘Wait, nobody is going to know I’m in it! I put a lot into… I had to move like a robot. At the time, I was very upset.”
In a movie about machines taking over, it was Hollywood ego that really pulled the plug.
You can watch the I, Robot part of the interview at the 17:20 mark:
- YouTubeToon'd In! / YouTube
When I, Robot hit theaters, advanced motion-capture performances were still rare in live-action films, with notable examples limited to Jar Jar Binks in Star Wars and Gollum in The Lord of the Rings.
Tudyk’s Sonny, a robot programmed with free will and emotions, became a standout, helping Will Smith’s character unravel a murder mystery tied to the world’s robot workforce. Directed by Alex Proyas, the film also starred Bridget Moynahan and James Cromwell, and went on to gross over $350 million worldwide.
Co-host Christopher Judge, Cummings’ stepson, praised Tudyk’s performance, singling out Sonny’s interrogation scene with Smith:
“That was such a good performance too… That freaking interview scene with you and Will Smith, I mean, that like hits you in multiple times; it’s an emotional scene."
"It’s giving humanity to a robot, you know, and I think that scene is like very important for the whole movie, it’s cause that’s when we, as an audience, really feels connected.”
Tudyk didn’t stay out of the mo-cap game for long. More than a decade later, he played the sarcastic Imperial droid K-2SO in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, a role he reprised in flashbacks for Disney+’s Andor.
And beyond sci-fi blockbusters, Tudyk has become something of a Disney lucky charm.
Since 2012’s Wreck-It Ralph, he’s voiced characters in nearly every Walt Disney Animation Studios feature, including the Duke of Weselton in Frozen, the scheming Bellwether in Zootopia, the clueless chicken Heihei in Moana, and KnowsMore in Ralph Breaks the Internet.
He’s also worked with Pixar in Lightyear, DreamWorks with the Ice Age series, and lent his voice to adult animated series like Harley Quinn. On screen, audiences know him from Firefly, A Knight’s Tale, and most recently as the title alien in Resident Alien, which wrapped its final season this year.
Naturally, once Tudyk’s story hit the internet, fans reacted with shock—and a little disbelief—that the man behind so many beloved animated voices was also the one who brought Sonny to life.
Tudyk may have been erased from the press tour, but at least the internet never forgets.
Hosting Tudyk’s revelation was Jim Cummings, a voice-acting powerhouse with more than 400 credits. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, the voices will—he’s been Winnie the Pooh and Tigger since the late ’80s, Disney’s Pete, Darkwing Duck, and roughly every other animated animal that quips, snarls, or sings.
He’s also a regular behind-the-scenes singer, famously stepping in for Jeremy Irons on The Lion King’s “Be Prepared” when Irons strained his voice. On his Toon’d In podcast, Cummings talks with fellow animation icons about the joys and absurdities of the job.
You can watch Part 1 of his interview with Tudyk below:
- YouTubeToon'd In! / YouTube
And yes, because he’s Jim Cummings, he does all the voices on his podcast. Enjoy!
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Helen Mirren Leaves Jimmy Fallon Flabbergasted After Claiming Tomatoes Are 'Bisexual'
Aug 15, 2025
In theory, growing food at home should, in the long run, save you money by turning seeds, sunlight, soil, and water into food.
In reality, sometimes you are Jimmy Fallon and your plant gives exactly one tomato, and then Dame Helen Mirren horrifies you with gardening tips on air.
Fallon shared his singular tomato with actors Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan as the two made their way around the movie release circuit for their upcoming film The Thursday Murder Club.
In a segment on The Tonight Show, Fallon brought up gardening tomatoes first, then Mirren chimed in with a tip to "tremble" the tomato flower back and forth, making a particularly fascinating hand gesture to demonstrate how.
Fallon, shocked and a bit horrified at Mirren's hand gesture, asked what on earth that could be doing to help the tomatoes grow.
Dame Mirren responded:
"A tomato is a bisexual thing, you see....Well it is. I looked it up very recently, because I had a problem with tomatoes, so it's bisexual. So you have to go around to each flower and go like this."
She repeated the hand gesture. Fallon, still affected by the sight of Dame Helen Mirren of all people "trembling" a tomato flower mid-interview, swiftly moved the segment on to prepare what he called a salsa in order to stretch his one tomato to three people.
First, people had to compliment Fallon on his tomato growing skills.
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Proving that Mirren wasn't just yanking Fallon's chain, people corroborated her gardening tip.
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Many people had a specific tip for people, like Fallon, who don't want to be out vibrating their tomato flowers by hand.
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To those folks and also to Mirren, really, people had some reasonable questions to ask like, "How do you know that?"
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There were many comments from people in a variety of countries about how salsa, perhaps, wasn't the most accurate name for what Fallon made.
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Some folks honed in on Brosnan's near-miss with a jalapeño after the salsa/pico de gallo was made.
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All that production over just one tomato's worth of salsa/pico de gallo.
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The Thursday Murder Club will release on August 22nd.
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