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People Confess The Silliest Reasons They Stopped Being Intimate With Someone
Sep 26, 2025
Not all relationships are meant to go to the next level and step into the bedroom. Not all relationships are meant to last in the bedroom, either.
There are countless reasons a person might be turned off from being intimate with someone, and honestly, there are some pretty hilarious reasons out there, too.
Redditor Key-Fly558 asked:
"What's the silliest reason you stopped having sex wtih someone?"
Movie Quotes
"It was 2003, and this guy always quoted 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.' The movie had been out for almost a decade, and it was annoying, but this guy was really good-looking, so I ignored it."
"One night, things were getting pretty hot and heavy, clothes were starting to come off, and he pulls his head back to look at my body up and down approvingly, and in his most seductive tone, says, 'Alrighty then!'"
"Nope."
- thankyoumelatonin
"I had a friend who would always quote 'Borat.' Even though we were never intimate, it was so annoying. The movie had also been out several years and was nothing new. He would always say the 'very niiice' and 'I liiiike' and 'sexxyyyy timeee,' and I just couldn’t take it anymore."
"I stopped being his friend (for a number of other reasons that were less unbearable)."
- WrongdoerRough4367
Dream Analysis
"I had a dream that I rode a giraffe, but my saddle on it was close to its head on its neck. I told her about this dream, and she dismissed it, saying it was stupid, and that it would be impossible for a giraffe to support my weight (180 pounds)."
"This led to a heated discussion about the tensile strength of giraffes’ neck muscles."
"In the end, she refused to even consider it as a possibility, so I broke things off with her. It was a stupid reason to break up with someone, but I would do it again in a heartbeat."
- WhiskeyTangoBush
Not An Open Relationship
"Not silly really in that it makes perfect sense that we stopped sleeping together but silly as in ridiculous:"
"A woman I was somewhat regularly sleeping with in university found out she was pregnant by the guy she used to date. We hadn't been seeing each other long enough for the baby to be mine."
"I learned this when she video called him from a bed we were sharing to let him know that, due to their shared religious beliefs, they needed to get married."
"After the call, she asked if I was up for another round. I declined and left her apartment. She did not graduate with the rest of our class."
- Promethelax
A Surprise Medical Emergency
"While doing the deed, her face felt abnormally wet. I turned the light on and I had a nosebleed. Dude, she had so much blood smeared on her face and chest, like it was everywhere."
"My heart started pounding even harder, because she is a 10/10 baddie (abnormally beautiful) and I was absolutely mortified. Surprisingly, she didn't react and fixed my nosebleed before letting me clean the blood off of her."
"We are now happily married."
- Reasonablenessss
Not A Good Look
"I saw him without socks on when we were at a waterpark for the first time together. He had toenails like velociraptor talons. Like Guinness World Record-level toenails. I was so turned off that I couldn't have sex with him anymore. We broke up a few weeks later."
- jojewels92
"Clever girl."
- livefromheaven
Scientific Findings
"My best friend stopped seeing this incredibly hot blonde because after they banged the second or third time, he found out she didn't believe dinosaurs were real."
- VincentVanG
"I was seeing a girl who asked me if dinosaurs and Jesus were supposed to exist at the same time because it had never been explained to her."
- nothisistheotherguy
"Only Fans"
"An Amazon package got delivered right as we were about to get started. I’d ordered two different handheld fans for the summer heat after we argued over which would be better."
"We both wanted to try our respective fan immediately, and we proceeded to spend the next 45 minutes trying to convince the other we had the superior fan (I’ll only admit here that mine was actually not as good)."
- panredpanda
"No sex here. Only fans are allowed."
- Fun-Perception6159
Word Choice
"She called it 'cold slaw,' not 'coleslaw,' and told me I was wrong."
- pbrkindaguy69
"I had an argument about toast."
"She asked me what I usually have for breakfast, and I said, 'Toast.'"
"She said, 'What's that?'"
"I said, 'Umm, what?'"
"She'd never heard the word before. I pointed to her toaster and said, 'The bread after it's been in that.'"
"She goes, 'Oh, you mean cooked bread.'"
- ralphiooo0
"Your Love Life's DOA..."
"The theme song for 'FRIENDS' came on."
- Maxium_Operation_70
"You were stuck in second gear?"
- collis183
Time For Dinner
"It was a long, busy day, and we freshened up and started having sex. We were doing it, and the girl said how much longer I had before I came. I laughed and said, 'I don't know. I’m really hungry right now, so I don't know if I’m going to be able to fast.'"
"She busted out laughing and said, 'That’s why I asked; I'm starving.'"
"We kept at it for another 30 seconds, and I asked if we could go get some food first. She agreed, we stopped, and we went and laughed at the whole scenario all throughout dinner."
- SpeedRevolutionary29
Lasting Effects
"I was seeing this girl who shed like crazy. I kept finding stray hairs in my bed. Her hair is very long and almost black. It drove me to madness, and I had to keep washing my sheets to get rid of it. I have a thing about stray hairs and couldn’t keep seeing her."
- ang3l_kn1ves
That Darn Owl
"It was almost midnight, and I hadn’t done my Duolingo, so I shouted, 'MY DUOLINGO!' and paused and grabbed my phone."
- Thats_kinda_cursed
"Tip for next time, if you turn off your internet before midnight and keep it off till the next day, it won't delete your streak. In the first versions of the app, this wasn't the case, but I believe they got a lot of slack for the app deleting your streak when you can't keep it up (pun not intended) because you don't have an internet connection."
"So now it gets deleted if you get past midnight and have an internet connection, or at least that's what's been working for me. I went a whole week without touching the app (vacation), and turning my wi-fi off before sleeping, and my streak didn't disappear."
- Transilvaniaismyhome
Easily Distracted
"I was with a partner and we're both very ADD. While we were in the middle of sex, she went from seemingly enjoying herself to laughing really hard. I stopped and asked what was up, and she said a funny joke had popped in her head and she told me it (I can't remember the joke), and we both started cracking up."
"We ended up getting distracted for a while just talking and laughing, then we cuddled for a while and eventually remembered that we were having sex. I miss the goofy sexual chemistry we had."
- StinkyKyle
...Elle Woods? ...or Glinda?
"Back when I was 20, I was dating this 22-year-old for about six months. We'd been really sexually active for about four months, but always at my place. I'd been to her apartment twice but had never actually seen her bedroom before."
"We finally ended up back at her place, and for the first time, I was staying over. Things got hot and heavy in her living room, and we went to her bedroom, but the lights were of,f so I really didn't notice much."
"The next morning, I wake up and open my eyes to see pink. Everything was just pink. The walls, the trim, the doors, the ceiling, her furniture, the blankets, pillows, decorations, every-f**king-thing was just pink. I don't know why, but it just killed it for me."
- It_Just_Exploded
"Was she in law school? It's not that hard."
- OriginalIronDan
"Better yet, did she ride around in a large bubble and coach you to be popular?"
- TheBookishAndTheBard
Shared Responsibilities
"The linen closet in my bathroom was extremely shallow, and if towels weren't folded a certain way, the door wouldn't close."
"No matter how many times I would tell him and show him how to fold the towels, he never once did it right."
"It got to the point that seeing that door sitting open would make me wish harm on him. I had to let him go even though the sex was amazing."
- Katt357
Some of these were silly and funny, while others were "silly" in the sense that they seem like small issues, but they're actually issues that grow into real problems over time. Whether they were funny or frustrating, there was little surprise here as to why these Redditors would want to step back out of the bedroom.
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Cruz Ripped After Claiming Kamala Harris Is 'Bigoted' For Not Picking Pete Buttigieg As Her Running Mate
Sep 26, 2025
Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz was called out after he claimed former Vice President Kamala Harris is "bigoted" after she revealed in her new memoir 107 Days that former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg would've been her first choice for running mate in last year's election if it wasn't for the fact that he's gay.
Harris, who ultimately selected Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate, wrote that she felt it would be "too big of a risk" for a Black woman to run for president with a gay man at her side. She described Buttigieg as "an ideal partner—if I were a straight white man" and said she and her team concluded that "knowing what was at stake, it was too big of a risk."
Speaking on his podcast, The Verdict with Ted Cruz, he said:
“Democrats are at their core racist. They are at their core deeply bigoted.”
“She says Pete would be an ideal partner. That’s who she wanted to pick, and the singular reason she did not is he is gay. If he were straight, she doesn’t explicitly say it, but she pretty clearly suggests he would have been her pick."
"She’s quite open about saying, Nope, for her, being gay was disqualifying.”
You can hear what he said in the audio below.
Those words sure were something coming from Cruz, who once said that "engaging in homosexual conduct is a choice, and I do not believe that unelected judges should force States to adopt gay marriage, against the wishes of the people."
Years later, after the Supreme Court approved same-sex marriage in Obergefell v. Hodges, Cruz said that the Supreme Court "was clearly wrong about its 2015 same-sex marriage ruling," insisting that the case had not been correctly decided.
In fact, he said that in Obergefell "the Court said, 'no, we know better than you,' and now every state must sanction and permit gay marriage," constituting what he considers governmental overreach.
Cruz has also attacked transgender people, once initiating a Senate investigation into his allegations that Anheuser-Busch, the popular beer company, targets underage consumers in its marketing campaigns. He urged the company to "sever its relationship" with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney and apologize for allegedly "marketing alcoholic beverages to minors."
He was called out for his hypocrisy.
You're not one to talk, Senator.
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TikToker Stunned After Trader Joe's Cashier Hints That She Should Wash Her Reusable Grocery Bags
Sep 25, 2025
A fairly easy rule of thumb when it comes to cleaning is, if you've used it, it will need to be cleaned.
This sounds overwhelming on the surface, but there are some items, like window blinds and bicycle seats, that don't need to be cleaned every single time we've used them, so the chores balance out over time.
That said, there are some items in the average home that we might not be clear about how to clean, how often to clean, or if we even need to clean certain items at all! For TikToker @kaylenhailey, the items in question were her reusable shopping bags.
The TikToker sat in her car, perplexed, and explained that she had just finished shopping at Trader Joe's, and after the cashier first complimented her on the reusable bags she was using, she then unexpectedly said that the bags were easy to wash, too.
The TikToker ranted:
"Sorry, what? They 'wash well'?"
"Are we washing grocery bags now?"
"Am I disgusting? It's never once crossed my mind to wash a grocery bag."
"Are you washing them? Is everyone washing them except for me?"
You can watch the video here:
@kaylenhailey This is where I draw the line. Grocery bags are not laundry #traderjoes #reusablebag #laundry #fyp #relatable
Fellow TikTokers were indignant and insistent that everyone should wash their reusable bags.
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The experience left TikToker @kaylenhailey embarrassed, and she posted a second video of her looking ashamed and shy while throwing several of her reusable bags into the washer.
You can watch the second video here:
@kaylenhailey Sorry guys I didn’t realize this was such a hot topic 😔 #traderjoes #reusablebag #groceries #laundry #sorry
This time, though, Fellow TikTokers confided that they'd never thought to clean their bags before or weren't sure how to do so.
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People who use reusable bags often sport either a canvas tote or a plastic-based tote, commonly made from recycled plastic bottles.
Canvas can be thrown in the wash with clothes or towels, but not dried, but plastic-based totes are a little more unclear about how they can be washed. Some will be fine in a wash cycle, though not dried, but there are certain kinds where it's better off to hand-wash them in the sink or shower or use Clorox wipes.
Though reusable shopping bags do come and go from the home, carry food products that might drop or spill, and occasionally touch surfaces that could be carrying other germs like checkout stations and passenger seat floors, it's understandable enough that a person might not think to clean these on a regular basis.
However, to guarantee the safety and preservation of their food and other products, it's always important to play this one safe, either with a run through the washer or with cleaning wipes.
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The iPhone's Sinister-Looking Red Clock Is Going Viral—And It's Divided The Internet
Sep 25, 2025
Late in 2023, part of the iOS 17 update on the iPhone was the implementation of the iPhone's "Standby night mode."
This mode is only activated at night and if the phone is placed horizontally instead of vertically.
To discourage users from being woken up in the middle of the night by their glaring screen, the screen is in dark mode, with a black screen and red font. Blue light decreases the brain's production of melatonin, which is vital for the brain's ability to sleep, which makes black and red reasonable choices, as they are very low in blue light and are less disruptive to a user's sleep.
However, shortly after the update, inquiries started to pop up online, especially on social media and Reddit, with users wondering about the ominous red clock that was facing them in the dark.
TikToker @bkharthun's complaint about the clock recently went viral, questioning why the red clock was even an option and what could be done to make it go away.
The TikToker vented:
"Why is that even an option? And why is it red?"
"It's the scariest thing ever, especially [since] it's always at night. It's always when you're going to bed, and it just happens to turn sideways, and then you see the scariest clock of all time."
You can watch the video here:
@bkharthun Who invented this scary clock? #evil #clock #yourphone
For reference if you've never experienced the red clock firsthand, here's what it looks like:
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Fellow TikTokers agreed, sharing their own frightening encounters with the feature.
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But a rare few found the feature to be useful and actually liked it.
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Looking at the color scheme from a design perspective, the particular shade of red with black is commonly associated with horror movies and books, as well as villains in general, giving the color combination an ominous feeling.
The text on the screen also does not appear to be layered or raised against the background, so if a person has poorer eyesight or blurry vision from being tired, the red font will naturally look a little bit smudged against the black, which again, inspires thoughts of horror movies, old-school hacking, and general doom.
One Twitter (X) user also voiced her concern on the neighboring platform, inspiring lots of similarly creeped-out folks to speak up.
Fortunately for those who do not like the clock, they can disable or change it. The Standby Mode settings can be adjusted into colors and fonts that feel less ominous, and the orientation lock can be also be turned on, preventing the phone's orientation from ever flipping sideways, which activates the clock at night.
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People Cheer Resignation Of MAGA Official Who Mandated Charlie Kirk Student Organizations In Schools
Sep 25, 2025
On Tuesday, embattled MAGA Republican Oklahoma State Superintendent of Schools Ryan Walters joined the ranks of conservatives exploiting the death of Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk for political clout or to distract the public from their poor job performance or personal scandals.
In Walters' case, the latter is most likely.
In July of this year, Walters was reported by two members of the Oklahoma State Board of Education for having pornographic images on his office TV while the board was meeting there. It was just the latest scandal among many for the self-described Christian nationalist MAGA Republican politician.
In a Tuesday post on X, Walters declared:
"I am very excited to announce a partnership with [Turning Point USA] to establish chapters in ALL Oklahoma high schools. Radical leftist teachers’ unions have dominated classrooms for far too long, and we are taking them back."
Walters claimed:
"[R]adical leftists... dominate classrooms and push woke indoctrination... They fight parents’ rights, they push parents out of the classroom and they lie to our kids about American history."
"[TPUSA would allow kids to participate in] dialogue about American greatness, a dialogue around American values."
TPUSA promotes Christian nationalist and White nationalist/White supremacist narratives. The organization encourages conservative students to report their teachers, professors or administrators for upholding LGBTQ+ equality; supporting diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI); or for not adhering to a conservative, Eurocentric, whitewashed version of American history including unchallenged American exceptionalism.
In an official statement posted on the state's department of education website, Walters is quoted as saying:
"We will be putting TPUSA on every high school campus in Oklahoma. Charlie Kirk inspired a generation to love America, to speak boldly, and to never shy away from debate."
"Our kids must get involved and active. We will fight back against the liberal propaganda, pushed by the radical left, and the teachers unions. Our fight starts now."
The official statement declares:
"Whether enrolled in a public school, private school, or homeschool, students now have the tools to start a [TPUSA] chapter on their campus and make their voices heard."
Homeschools were included, too, so children would be reporting their mom or dad to TPUSA, seemingly a violation of the Fifth Commandment that a devout Christian like Walters should be aware of.
When asked by KOKH reporter Paige Taylor what would happen to any school without a TPUSA chapter, Walters replied:
"They would be in danger of not being a school district [lose accreditation] if they decided to reject a club that is here to promote civic engagement. Everything would be on the table in that scenario."
You can see Walters' response here:
Then on Wednesday, Walters abruptly resigned as Oklahoma State Superintendent of Schools.
In an interview on Fox News @ Night, Walters said:
"I'm excited to announce, uh, I'll be stepping down as Oklahoma State Superintendent and taking on the role as the CEO of the Teacher Freedom Alliance. We're going to destroy the teachers' unions. We have seen the teachers' unions use money and power to corrupt our schools, to undermine our schools."
"We are one of the biggest grassroots organizations in the country. We will build an army of teachers to defeat the teachers' unions once and for all. So, this fight's going national and we will get our schools back on track. We will not allow any further union control."
The group he is going to be heading up — the Teacher Freedom Alliance — has added a “breaking news” bar and pop-up ad announcing his move.
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— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can see Walters' announcement on Fox News here:
Walters continued:
"That's why we put Turning Point USA in every high school in Oklahoma. We're very proud to do it because students need to understand American exceptionalism. And part of that is freedom of speech, engaging other people with different viewpoints, sharing your faith, sharing what you believe in."
"And again, Charlie Kirk has left the most tremendous legacy and the students are gravitating towards it. We've never seen a national movement like this of so many kids, so many parents so willing to step up and say, 'Listen, we have got to get the country back on track.'"
"We've got to turn away from this radical leftism that...just the hate and vitriol coming out of that. Let's get back to a place where we can talk to each other, openly, discuss, and again, Charlie Kirk was the best example of that."
Here is Walters refusing to talk with Oklahoma media about the Oklahoma job he is resigning from:
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— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
People celebrated the best thing Walters could and did ever do for education in Oklahoma—resign from any involvement with it.
Walters desperately wanted to work for the Orange Buffoon. Guess it didn’t work out for him. Thank God and Greyhound he’s gone.
— Gary Andover (@garyandover.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
People are focusing on students in their comments. Walters resigning is good for them. It’s also good for teachers who he harassed and disrespected CONSTANTLY.
— Jen (@libroloverjen.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Lowkey one of the worst people on the planet that most people haven't heard of. A genuinely awful human
— HammHawk (@hammhawk.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Maybe OK can focus on getting those math and reading scores up - can't be fun being 50th in literacy...
— DM231 (@dianamurray231.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"private sector" in that report seems to mean MAGA-funded union busting sinecure?
— Theodor Adobo (@minimasuburbia.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I guess the inability to view nsfw material at work was a deal breaker for RW 🤷🏻♂️
— Stewart Tan (@sstan99.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
He wants to destroy the Teachers Union. And maybe that porn vid playing in his office didn’t help. 🤭
— Cath RN, PhD (@headdoc35.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is such welcome news for those of use who live in Oklahoma. I remember watching Ryan Walters do all of these sketchy recordings within the confines of his car before getting into office. As a moderate, I was so shocked that he was elected into office. Buh bye, Ryan, and good riddance.
— Tena J 🦋🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇬🇱 (@tena79.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Even Walters' fellow Republicans applauded his departure.
Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond wrote on X:
"Ever since Gov. Stitt appointed Ryan Walters to serve as Secretary of Education, we have witnessed a stream of never-ending scandal and political drama. From the mishandling of pandemic relief funds that resulted in families buying Xboxes and refrigerators to the latest squabbling with board members over what was or wasn’t showing on TV, the Stitt-Walters era has been an embarrassment to our state."
"Even worse, test scores and reading proficiency are at historic lows."
"It’s time for a State Superintendent of Public Instruction who will actually focus on quality instruction in our public schools. Gov. Stitt used to say he would make us Top Ten, but after seven years we are ranked 50th in education. Our families, our students and our teachers deserve so much more."
Although people had a few comments and questions for Republican Governor Stitt's GOP Attorney General.
Elected to his current position in 2022, Walters had previously served as Oklahoma Secretary of Education after being nominated by Oklahoma Republican Governor Kevin Stitt in 2020.
According to the Christian publication Baptist News Global:
"Walters has generated controversy throughout his tenure for crossing the line on separation of church and state, based on his claim that America was founded as a 'Christian nation.' He is currently facing litigation on multiple fronts for his efforts to infuse Christianity into public education."
A proud anti-LGBTQ+ Christian nationalist who frequently spouts white nationalist rhetoric, Walters mandated the Ten Commandments and his version of the Christian Bible be part of all secular public school curriculum for grades 5-12. In 2024, he tried to force school districts to purchase Trump-branded Bibles for their classrooms.
In the aftermath of being caught displaying images of nude women on his office TV during the state board meeting, Walters took cues from MAGA Republican President Donald Trump's handling of the Epstein files. He repeatedly changed his story for why the images were on a TV playing in his office in view of at least two board members.
Walters even accused the board members, the teachers' union, and Republican Governor Stitt of conspiring against him and playing pornography on his office TV. On September 17, 2025, Oklahoma County District Attorney Vicky Behenna announced the material Walters played in his office—an R-rated film with nudity—was inappropriate, but not criminal.
Investigations by the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office and Office of Management and Enterprise Services (OMES) concluded the display of nude images during the meeting was likely unintentional.
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