Did this headline give you whiplash? Well, the real thing is no less ridiculous, so prepare yourself.
In what might be the most unfortunate sequence of events at the altar, a bride fainted, vomited and was defecated on by a baby at her wedding all within a few minutes.
Poor bride Hollee Lynnea-Kolenda Darnell suffered quite an ordeal on her wedding day, as she repeatedly told her husband she didn't feel good.
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Darnell went down into her husband's arms before having to vomit off the side of the Gazebo where they were getting married.
After the cameras cut, her baby nephew then defecated on her wedding dress as she was puking.
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As Darnell was vomiting, her sister attempted to come over with a fan, which is when the baby began having his little moment to ruin the bride's dress.
"It went down his legs, down my sister’s arm and leaked onto the bottom of my dress.”
Darnell had reportedly not eaten or had any water all day and was standing in the Florida heat when it happened. Luckily the abrupt ending didn't derail the marriage as the couple had already done the legal part in advance.
“Since this wasn’t our actual elopement ceremony, we didn’t really have anything to finish,” she said.
“They just got me some water, said goodbye to our families on FaceTime and went inside the winery for our dinner.”
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Thankfully, Darnell is unharmed, and actually had a pretty great wedding despite everything.
“Everybody, including me, thought it was hilarious,” she said to Indy100.
“In the video, you can hear my sister saying, ‘I almost did that at my wedding too’. I even had to sit down at my oldest sisters wedding when I was 12 because I was so lightheaded!”
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The lesson here?
Always eat on your wedding day, and keep newborns away from white dresses.
If you follow these simple guidelines, you may avoid an intense wedding moment like Darnell's.
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