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The Internet can't get past Donald Trump asking for a Coke in the middle of a meeting.
On Tuesday night, CNN's Cuomo Prime Time shared a secret tape between Donald Trump and Michael Cohen. During the conversation, the two men discuss making a payment to Playboy model Karen McDougal. At the time of the recording, Trump was running for office, and Cohen (who made the recording) was his lawyer.
Although the focus of the tape was the alleged payoff of McDougal, Twitter users couldn't get over hearing Trump say:
Get me a Coke, please.
“Get me a coke please” 😂🙌🏽🇺🇸 @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/jKdsgZSF8B— Madison Gesiotto (@Madison Gesiotto)1532486134.0
CNN got the Trump/Cohen tape. The best part is in the middle Trump yells out to his secretary, "GET ME A COKE, PLEA… https://t.co/kQf3vbX8rW— David Mack (@David Mack)1532480996.0
Trump yelling “GET ME A COKE PLEASE” is an all time moment. https://t.co/Q2D7yKEtUH— Barstool News Network (@Barstool News Network)1532481590.0
So much so, it may just become the catchphrase of the year.
“Get me a coke please” is the new “Mom, meatloaf!”— Robert Gifford (@Robert Gifford)1532486836.0
Hahah in the middle of the tape Trump yells out to no one in particular “GET ME A COKE PLEASE” then keeps on discus… https://t.co/QPB8cMD9nk— Mike Rundle (@Mike Rundle)1532483144.0
Trump yelling "Get me a coke, please!" in the Cohen tape is giving me a strong A.J Soprano yelling "So what, no fuc… https://t.co/IMNcWOT1Pu— ProtectWV (@ProtectWV)1532482704.0
John F. Kennedy: "Life is never easy. There is work to be done and obligations to be met — obligations to truth, to… https://t.co/4s1QNgofV6— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ (@ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴏᴏʀᴇ)1532499065.0
GET ME A COKE PLEASE https://t.co/PkEAa4s8C8— Nathan H. Rubin (@Nathan H. Rubin)1532480769.0
Trump yelling "Get me a coke, please!" in the Cohen tape is giving me a strong A.J Soprano yelling "So what, no fuc… https://t.co/IMNcWOT1Pu— ProtectWV (@ProtectWV)1532482704.0
At this stage in the administration we could all use a drink.
But just why is this Coke important? Just ask Seth Abramson. The attorney and professor lists 10 reasons why the Trump-Cohen tape is important, but we'll give you just the first five (because reasons):
(THREAD) TEN REASONS THE FIRST COHEN TAPE IS MUCH WORSE THAN ANYONE YET REALIZES. Early coverage of this bombshell… https://t.co/cUddeIcqwf— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532485494.0
REASON #1: THERE ARE MORE TAPES. Team Trump is playing defense tonight as though this is all Cohen can hurt them wi… https://t.co/LF4DRXRqW5— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532485685.0
REASON #2: A BAD PRIVILEGE WAIVER. Trump waiving attorney-client privilege to let Giuliani spread *false* info abou… https://t.co/5ZzugsBYHY— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532485958.0
REASON #3: COHEN IS FLIPPING. By preemptively burning Cohen—making up a lie about the McDougal matter which had Coh… https://t.co/I7QOoM0fiQ— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532486048.0
REASON #4: THE AUDIO ESTABLISHES MOTIVE. CNN edited the audio to exclude some inculpatory moments—notably, Trump te… https://t.co/qn8ROLoLHU— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532486327.0
And finally:
REASON #5: IT ADDS NEW WITNESSES TO THE CASE. In the audio, a woman's voice—possibly Rhona Graff's—is heard, meanin… https://t.co/MfO2I4YiRu— Seth Abramson (@Seth Abramson)1532486448.0
There you have it, folks. Even asking for a Coke can get the notoriously unlawful Trump in trouble.