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Trump Issues Unhinged Ultimatum To Fox News After They Interview Democratic Senator About Healthcare
Oct 07, 2025
President Donald Trump slammed Fox News after Fox White House correspondent Peter Doocy interviewed Arizona Democratic Senator Mark Kelly about the government shutdown and healthcare, telling the conservative network to "get on board, or get off board, NOW."
The federal government shut down last week after the White House and Congress failed to reach an agreement on federal spending. While Senate Democrats are in the minority, they hold enough seats to filibuster and are insisting that Republicans agree to extend federal subsidies for people insured under the Affordable Care Act.
The shutdown has now entered its sixth day and Doocy had Kelly on to discuss the shutdown's impacts, which Kelly illustrated through the reality of one of his constituents.
Kelly said:
"Nobody wants to see the government shut down. We know what happens when people don't get their paychecks. We get that. Let me tell you a story about a woman in Arizona, in Prescott. Her name's Robin. I spoke to her last week."
"She's on a fixed income, she's 60 years old, she's a fifth-generation American. She says to me, 'Why are they making this about immigrants? This isn't about immigrants, this is about me."
"She pays $250 a month on the exchange for her healthcare but she gets about $9,000 in those premium tax credits. She is expecting us to not act on this and for that to go away and she will not be able to afford healthcare anymore."
"So this, Peter, this is about real people who are going to see the price of healthcare skyrocket."
You can hear Kelly's remarks below.
A furious Trump later lashed out at Fox for airing the interview, handing down an ultimatum for a network that typically presents fawning and deferential coverage about the Trump administration:
“Why is Fox News and Peter Doocy putting on Democrat Senator Mark Kelly to talk about, totally unabated or challenged, healthcare? The FAKE SPIN is so bad for Republicans that it is hard to believe that we WIN. It will be very unfair, in the future, when they don't have "Trump" to fight for them."
"Therefore, we should fix it, NOW! I'm watching this Interview. It just doesn't end. Fox should either get on board, or get off board, NOW, but at this point, it just doesn't make any difference to me. They suck up the ratings because of us, and then spin them in the Democrats' direction."
"They refuse to put up polls that correctly show me at 65% in popularity, a Republican RECORD, but if I have fake bad "poll," many of which are done by Fox (one of the worst "Pollsters" out there is the FoxNews Poll), they put them up immediately and with gusto."
“Republicans are so tired of this fight with Fox always trying to be so "politically correct!" Thank you for your attention to this matter."
You can see Trump's post below.
@realDonaldTrump/Truth Social
Many have called out Trump for making clear he wants Fox to be an arm of the federal government with coverage explicitly designed to back his policy goals.
When asked by reporters in the Oval Office, Trump claimed "we’re talking to Democrats" and that "I’m a Republican, but I want to see healthcare much more so than the Democrats."
Sure doesn't seem like it.
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Parenting 'Hacks' That Sound Ridiculous But Actually Work
Oct 07, 2025
Parenting is a hard job, so you can't blame parents for seeking some tips and tricks to try to make it easier.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
Reddit user OnlyAcanthaceae874 asked:
"What’s a parenting 'hack' that sounds ridiculous but actually works?"
Fictional Origins
"Her: I don't like broccoli"
"Me: it was grown in Arendelle"
"Her: this is actually good"
~ pronouncedayayron
Timed Event
"My kids respond very well to a timer, they turn it into a game and race to finish first.
"'Ok kids, I'm setting a 3 minute timer to get your PJs on and brush your teeth. Ready, set, go!"
~ AndyTheJedi
Points
"I'm a dad of 3 little goblins, and it's so true. They LOVE a timer. They also love arbitrary points."
"Like, 'twelve points if you can get your shoes on before me!' And my oldest (7) is very into video games, so I have started using arbitrary 'achievements'."
"Like 'the clean plate challenge' where he gets an achievement for finishing everything on his plate. 'New food challenge' if he will TRY a new food. And my personal fave: 'no questions asked' where he gets an achievement for eating his breakfast, getting dressed, and brushing his teeth without being asked."
"I still have to prompt him like, 'hey are you going to earn the no questions asked cheevo today?' And then he does it."
"What is an achievement, you ask? It's nothing! It's air, sound, emotion, intangible... But somehow valuable enough to get the kids to do some things you need them to do."
~ BIRDsnoozer
Motivation
"I bought my daughter Strawberry Shortcake underwear before she was completely potty trained and told her it was too bad she couldn’t wear them, but they were only for big kids who used the potty."
"Within a few days she was wearing them with no accidents."
~ KnittyKitty28
The Look
"When your toddler falls down (and they aren’t truly hurt) they will often look at you to determine how to feel. If you look concerned and rush to them they will cry."
"If you smile they will 90% of the time smile, giggle, and start to play again."
"Only try this if they look to you to see what to do. If they are bleeding, crying, or for sure injured rush over and take care of them right away. This is only for small falls."
~ Past_Ad5967
Rename
"Kid: I don't want a ponytail!"
"Me: But it's picture day. And your hair gets in your face"
Kid: "No!"
"Me: "OK...how about a 'kittycat'? knowing she doesn't know what that means"
"Kid: Yeah, I want what that is."
"Proceeds to do a ponytail. Both happy."
~ UnluckyInformation51
Pizza
"My cousin went through a phase where she only wanted to eat pizza, but didn’t actually know what pizza was."
"So her mom would just hand her whatever food she made, and tell her it was pizza."
~ LadyFoxfire
Waiting Game
"When I was potty training my daughter she was pretty good about going to the toilet to pee and wore underwear most of the day. However when she needed to poop she asked for a pull-up and would find a quiet place and poop—she was afraid to poop on the toilet."
"One day she asked for a pull up and I could tell that she really had to go. I pretend I couldn’t find any pull-ups and told her to sit on the toilet while I ran upstairs and looked for one. When I came back downstairs she had pooped on the toilet and never had a problem after that."
~ unoeyedwillie
Tada!
"My dad used to shout 'now stick the landing!' when I fell; and he'd put his hands up. As a little kid, I'd copy him, and as I grew up, it became a running gag."
"If I fell he'd say 'now stick the landing!' and if I was uninjured I'd do an exaggerated charade of a gymnast posing. If I didn't pose, dad would know I'm actually injured and run over to help."
I'm in my 30s, but my family are genetically clumsy, so we still do it to this day. If I die in a fall and Dad doesn't make a 'didn't stick the landing' joke at my funeral, I'll have to haunt him disappointedly."
~ Doununda
Burger Ƙing
"A kid my sister and I used to babysit went through a phase where he would only eat Burger King, so his mom gave him every meal out of a Burger King bag."
"He ate Burger King spaghetti, Burger King grilled cheese, Burger King cereal..."
~ OMG_Nooo
Choices
"Give them false choices, where you are happy with either choice and they both meet your actual goal. It gives them a sense of agency."
"Would you rather brush your teeth first, or change into your jammies first?"
"We have to head home in a few minutes, would you rather start getting your shoes on, or do you want to find them now, and you can carry them while I carry you to the car?"
"Thought it was ridiculous when I first heard this in a parenting class. With my two kiddos, it worked exceptionally well."
~ karimf
Replacement Parts
"Whenever mine bumps his elbow, stubs a toe, etc... I’ll ask if he wants me to put a spare one on.
"When he says yes, I tell him to close his eyes, I gently squeeze his arm, leg, or whatever part I’m 'replacing', make a click noise, and gently squeeze and make another click noise when I put the 'new one' on."
"9/10 times, it immediately feels better."
~ Ghost17088
Pseudonym
"For my boys when they were little until about four, I made 'pink chicken'. Well' the package said Salmon, but whatever."
"At about 4 aanda half, I remade it and called it salmon and they thought it was great."
"About 10/12 the oldest was off all fish so….we had a good run."
~ 57_Eucalyptusbreath
Double Up
"For babies and toddlers, double-wrap their beds: Mattress protector -> Sheet -> Mattress protector -> Sheet"
"So, when they have a Diaper Blowout or Potty Accident or Crummy Tummy Vomit overnight? Instead of having to spend a bunch of time dealing with stripping and remaking the bed at 2am, you just yank off the top layers and… presto! It’s all ready for them again."
"Means that they’re kept awake for a couple minutes to get their diaper changed (or whatnot) and then back in bed before their brains even register they were awake."
"Plus you aren’t trying to get the stupid sheets on while you are still half asleep. Just yoink the soaked ones off, toss them in the bathtub or washing machine or wherever, and you and your kid are back to sleep in no time."
~ MonkeyChoker80
Culinary Critic
"When my kid was little and we were trying to expand their palate, I bought a fun-looking notebook, numbered the pages, and every 10th one had a star. Then I bought star stickers and this became my kid's 'culinary critic' notebook."
"Every time they tried a new food, they would either write the name or draw the food and give it between one and four stars. When they filled out a page with a star symbol, they got to choose from a menu of special treats (a trip to the bowling alley, baking cookies with Mom and Dad, etc...)."
"They almost never refused to try anything once we started the book."
"It worked because 1) if they rated something low they knew we wouldn't ask them to try something too similar 2) it gave them a semblance of control, after all they never had to try anything it just meant they didn't get to fill out a page in the book 3)I had read a study that kids like fast, tangible rewards shortterm + working towards bigger rewards long term."
"Getting stickers and to draw/write at that age was a big, fun thing AND being able to physically see how far away from the big reward they were was a huge motivator."
~ Conscious_Writing689
What's a parenting hack you recommend?
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Conservative CNN Pundit Shocks Panel With Heartless Justification For Brutal Immigration Raid In Chicago
Oct 06, 2025
CNN Table for Five MAGA mouthpiece Scott Jennings' lack of empathy shocked his fellow panelists after his ludicrous justification for a violent nighttime Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raid that saw children bound with zip ties.
Host Abby Phillip led the panel discussion about the administration of MAGA Republican President Donald Trump and its handling of people they assume are immigrants in Chicago, Illinois.
The raid perpetrated there by ICE, under direction from Kristi Noem's Department of Homeland Security, drew widespread criticism.
But, as usual, Jennings had a ready excuse for the inexcusable.
Following the script set by the White House, Jennings claimed Tren de Aragua Venezuelan gang members were both the targets and the detainees. However, even the official statement from DHS refuted his justification for the violence and traumatized children.
You can see Jennings' remarks here:
An ICE raid took place in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Children were zip-tied and separated from their parents as people were forced out of the apartment building, some with no clothes on.
A neighbor reported the majority of people he saw handcuffed outside the apartment building for hours were Black Americans, not Venezuelans, with some were detained for hours. Residents returning to their apartments found them ransacked with doors wide open after agents broke them down during the surprise attack.
But Jennings falsely claimed 37 Tren de Aragua gang members were arrested.
DHS reported finding only 37 people eligible for detainment—non-citizens—with only two suspected of having some gang affiliation. Four children who are citizens, but whose parents are not, were also taken away by ICE, with the agency claiming it was to verify they weren't being trafficked.
People found Jennings latest defense of the Trump administration's racist policies disgusting.
In response to Jennings' justification, Phillip said:
"Listen Scott, people’s constitutional rights are their constitutional rights."
"When you are sleeping in your bed and you happen to live somewhere, you have a right to not be detained just for not even being in the same apartment, but being in the building."
But Jennings dismissed the basic rights of non-White American citizens, saying:
"I think you’re overblowing it. They are not arrested, no Americans were arrested."
Phillip told the conservatives at the table that they'd find the same treatment unacceptable, saying they wouldn't "want to be detained for any amount of time for not doing anything wrong."
Phillip added:
"It’s a question of empathy. Would you want it to happen to you?"
Jennings responded as expected, sniping:
"Do you have any empathy for the victims of Tren de Aragua? I do."
Journalist and podcaster Van Lathan Jr. replied:
"[I have] empathy for the Black people in that community that I saw on video talk about how frightened they were, how scared they were, and the trauma that was inflicted on them with something that they have nothing to do with."
After overusing the MS13 excuse while producing no proof or results, the Trump administration has shifted to blaming all of their extrajudicial attacks against boats in international waters and ICE overreach on Tren de Aragua.
As with their disproven or exaggerated MS13 claims, Trump, Noem, DHS, and ICE are producing little to no proof to back their claims.
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Theo Von Rejected Live
Oct 06, 2025
Controversial podcaster and part-time flirt Theo Von learned the hard way that College GameDay isn’t The Bachelor.
It happened last Saturday when ESPN host Jess Sims wrapped up a segment with Von, who was a guest picker predicting college football matchups alongside the show’s regular analysts.
Jess smiled and said:
“The guys are ready for your second round of picks, so go ahead. Right up there.”
For context, Sims—a Peabody, Massachusetts native—joined ESPN in 2022 as a sideline reporter covering college football and men’s basketball. She’s also a Peloton fan favorite and a contributor to Good Morning America.
So, naturally, Theo shot his shot:
“Oh, I’m already going? Will I ever see you again?”
Points for confidence. Minus several for timing.
And without missing a beat, Ms. Sims said, “Oh, I hope not!” and professionally waved him off. Von let out a small, defeated “Aww,” and trudged dejectedly stage left.
You can watch the aww-kward moment below:
ESPN should change its name to ESPN-N-O-P-E.
The on-air rejection capped off a rough stretch for the still-single comedian. Just weeks ago, Von went viral after joking that Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia had offered him a date with his mom if the Commodores beat South Carolina.
And fortunately—or maybe unfortunately for Mom—the Commodores did win, 31-7, and Von took the “W” a little too literally.
In the post below, Von even shared a photo of Pavia’s mother, Antoinette Padilla, to X with a heart drawn around her face:
Unfortunately, his professional record has been less victorious. During the taping of his upcoming Netflix stand-up special at New York’s Beacon Theater, fans said Von appeared unprepared and distracted. About a third of the audience reportedly left before the show ended, with some expressing concern after he mentioned he was “trying not to take [his] own life.”
Von later addressed the disastrous night on his This Past Weekend podcast:
“It’s part of the job. The first ten years of doing comedy is failure. So much of my life—the best things that have ever happened in my life—have been on the other side of failure.”
Still, Von’s recent woes aren’t just personal. He found himself unexpectedly at the center of a political controversy after the Department of Homeland Security used one of his clips to promote the Trump administration’s deportation campaign.
The DHS propaganda video using Von’s clip can be seen in the CNN report below:
- YouTubeCNN
Can you even imagine making an insensitive joke—and waking up one day to find you’ve been unexpectedly cast in a deportation ad? Welcome to Trump 2025, bro.
Von quickly condemned the use of his content, posting (in a now-deleted X post):
“My father immigrated here from Nicaragua. One of my prized possessions is his immigration papers from when he came here — I have them framed… So I have tons of thoughts about [immigration]... This was just f---ed up.”
According to Von, the viral clip even prompted a “high government official” to contact him about additional security—an offer he declined.
Even with all his political and comedy chaos, social media went feral over the ESPN rejection—pure secondhand embarrassment in HD.
Von—full name Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III—has long occupied a strange space between pop-culture shock jock and conservative-curious commentator. Though he’s interviewed Donald Trump and backed parts of his agenda, he’s also criticized other elements—from mass-deportation plans to the handling of the Epstein files.
Trying to walk that tightrope, he once said:
“I’m all for tighter borders... I’m all for knowing who is in a country.”
Somehow, that statement manages to say everything and nothing at the same time.
But he’s also called Israel’s actions in Gaza “one of the sickest things that’s ever happened,” drawing backlash from both sides of the aisle.
Born and raised in what he affectionately calls the “stray-animal belt” of Louisiana, Von emancipated himself at 14 and first found fame on MTV’s Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour and The Challenge.
He later won Comedy Central’s Reality Bites Back against Amy Schumer and Tiffany Haddish, hosted the hidden-camera show Deal With It, and even appeared in The Tomorrow War alongside Chris Pratt.
At this point, Von’s politics, jokes, and timing all have one thing in common: they’re not landing.
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Authorities Investigating After Home Of South Carolina Judge Who Ruled Against Trump's DOJ Is Destroyed In Explosion
Oct 06, 2025
Authorities have launched an investigation after the home of South Carolina Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein was destroyed by a fire caused by an explosion after she blocked the Department of Justice's request for a full voter registration list for the state.
Firefighters responded to a fire at Edisto Beach in Colleton County on Saturday afternoon at the home of Goodstein and her husband, former state Senator Arnold Goodstein. The cause of the fire is currently not known but authorities are investigating it as an arson attack. Three people were hospitalized after the fire.
In a statement shared on social media alongside a photo of the beachside home engulfed in flames, the St. Paul’s Fire District said crews responded to reports of “a structure with entrapment on Edisto Island.” Firefighters worked to extinguish the blaze and assist occupants who had “escaped via jumping from an elevated first floor.”
The South Carolina Law Enforcement Division sent officials to the scene; video footage shows high plumes of smoke as the property blazes.
You can see the footage of the raging fire below.
The South Carolina Supreme Court released the following statement to the South Carolina Law Enforcement Division:
“Chief Justice John W. Kittredge is aware of an incident involving Circuit Court Judge Diane Goodstein. At this time, SLED is on the scene and will begin investigating as soon as the fire has been contained."
"Local law enforcement partners have been alerted and asked to provide extra patrols and security. The Judicial Branch will remain in close communication with SLED.”
The explosion has raised suspicions given what transpired a ruling Goodstein handed down last month blocking a significant request from the DOJ.
Last month, Judge Goodstein presided over a case on whether South Carolina should hand over sensitive voter registration data to the federal government, ultimately ruling against the Trump administration.
The DOJ had sought access to personal information for more than 3.3 million voters, including names, addresses, birthdates, driver’s license numbers, and the last four digits of Social Security numbers. The administration claimed it wanted to cross-check the data against a federal database to identify alleged noncitizens unlawfully casting ballots in state elections.
Following her September 2 ruling, Goodstein reportedly received multiple death threats. Her decision drew sharp criticism from both President Donald Trump and South Carolina Republican Governor Henry McMaster, who called the circuit court “wrong” to obstruct the federal request and filed an emergency petition to overturn the ruling.
The following week, the South Carolina Supreme Court sided with McMaster, lifting Goodstein’s temporary restraining order in a six-page opinion that said she had not demonstrated how the plaintiff—local voting rights activist Anne Crook—would be harmed by the data’s release.
Many have condemned the attack as another example of the heightened political violence from the far-right as the Trump administration openly criticizes liberal judges and brands them "terrorists," as adviser Stephen Miller did recently.
Trump has not condemned the attack.
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