Social Norms That Are Super Weird If You Really Think About Them

I'm used to odd behaviors.

So I doubt I'll be shocked by this list... well, maybe.

Sorry Bob...

"Spending so much for a funeral. Uncle Bob is dead, a $1200 coffin or a $100 coffin is the same for him."

8champi8

"Funerals are just weddings with really muted colors and a few extra sad people."

Oseirus

"Paying tens of thousands of dollars to bury corpses in the f**kin' ground."

ieatsthap***y

"It's even worse: we are not burying in the ground. That would be better. We are paying to embalm corpses so they are preserved for a long time, in wooden/metal boxes, using valuable space."

"Modern embalming techniques can preserve a corpse for a long time. If we were simply burying them in the ground and letting them decompose, it would be way, way better."

IWishIHavent

We Hear You!

"I feel like too many people talk on speakerphone. Do you remember when conversations were private?"

kellykellyculver

"I live in a cul de sac and a neighbor has their phone hooked up to the car Bluetooth. I can hear the phone ringing while calling someone and I can hear the entire conversation from my garage with 2 houses in between us. It's fascinating and I don't think they have any idea how loud it is."

ember3pines

"If someone is having a conversation on speakerphone in my presence, I am now part of the call and will insert myself into it as much as possible."

twilightchickens

No Frills

"The expectation to have a huge wedding."

asj0107

"The expectation to have a wedding at all. They’re overrated IMO."

hiremeplz2017

"My fiancé and I are having a registrar's office wedding, just us, two witnesses, the registrar, and the paperwork. His sister complained we weren't having a proper one and that solidified my position to do it this way. No frills, no drama. We can't decide if we want a reception of any kind."

ElliotFrickinReed

A Creepy Custom

"Garter toss is f**king weird."

coronakiddos

"Yeah, we did not do this at my wedding. Really creepy custom. I don’t need to see my coworkers and my husband’s friends clamoring for something that’s just been around my thigh. And I wanted to keep my bouquet, so I tossed the maid of honor’s bouquet instead."

ZoraksGirlfriend

That garter idea always seemed off to me.

Danger Attire

"I can’t think of a single reason for ties being the standard for business attire other than it’s a reminder to everyone in the room that you could be easily strangled at any time."

Taxitaxitaxi33

Small Talk

"Asking people how they're doing as a matter of courtesy when you truly don't care and are hoping they just say 'good hbu' in response."

TheMaskedSandwich

"You know, you walk out the door. You see someone that you know, and they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand."

shall_always_be_so

"It’s even perfectly acceptable to respond with, 'Hi, how are you?' And have neither person ever actually answer with how they’re doing."

OfficialLindsayLohan

Traditions

"Blowing out candles on a birthday cake."

Lallner

"It never occurred to me to look up the origin until now..."

"For the Ancient Greeks, putting candles on a cake was a special way to pay tribute to the Greek moon goddess, Artemis. They baked round cakes to symbolize the moon. Candles were added to represent the reflected moonlight. Candles on cakes became a popular tradition long ago in Germany, too. For religious reasons, Germans would place a large candle in the center of a cake to symbolize 'the light of life.'"

"Some scholars believe that other meanings have also been attached to the use of candles on cakes. People may have believed that the smoke from the candles carried their wishes and prayers to gods who lived in the skies. Others probably believed the smoke helped to ward off evil spirits. Today, we still put birthday candles on cakes. Many people still hold superstitious beliefs about them, too."

powderp

Wasted Paper

"Cards. I'm just giving Hallmark money in exchange for a piece of paper that someone's going to look at for about 10 seconds and then completely forget about."

TheTurtleOfWar

"Lately I've been making my own handmade cards and they get a lot more love than your average store-bought ones, and I see the ones I make always end up out on my friend's dressers for display over anyone else's."

hellboyyy25

"Hallmark cards are an all-too-common phenomenon of capitalism replacing a genuinely heartfelt gesture with a store-bought, mass-produced one… and in so doing, removing the meaning from it altogether."

bearded_dragon_34

Hard Labor

"Working your butt off for 65 years to then live for 10 years."

maybetoomuchrum

There are so many things on this list I never thought about.

We really need some life updates.

I like the idea of working less, for sure. (Or at least not to death!)