Servers Share The Strangest Requests Customers Have Ever Made

A Classic

"When I was cooking in the military, someone requested a BLT sandwich but with no Bacon or Tomato. He wasn't kidding, he just wanted bread and lettuce."

- Xiegfried16

"Here's your L, sir."

- Cutsdeep-

Seafood and Cucumbers

"Flava Flav came into the restaurant I worked at. It was a fancy seafood place."

"He ordered just a plate of cucumbers for himself, everyone else at his table ordered normal things. I’m guessing he maybe doesn’t like seafood? Hilarious."

"Yes, he wore a giant clock chain and he let the staff take pics with him as he said, 'Flava Flav!' Really nice guy."

- janeusmaximus

Salad with No Side of Purple

"Once had a dude order a large garden salad, look me dead a** in the eye, and very seriously said, 'No purple in it.'"

"I just acted like yeah, sure, okay, with no follow-up questions. I ended up picking out anything purple colored in the salad and very nervously watched him pick through it."

"He was satisfied enough and left a decent tip."

"I can never unsee purple things in my salad now, but I eat them."

- waffle-house420

The Mooing Burger

"He was staying at the resort the restaurant I worked at was in, so I had the privilege of attending to him several times over the week."

"He was Insufferably smug and condescending, several times saying, 'This isn't' what I ordered,' even though his order had been read back to him and confirmed. How many times can you order in a restaurant and get something you don't think you ordered before you start to ask if maybe you're the problem?"

"The most ridiculous was that he ordered a hamburger and wanted it cooked rare. So the chef cooked him his burger, and when I brought it out to him, he said, 'It's too overdone, redo it.'"

"So I told the chef, and he made a rare burger, he sent that one back, too."

"Then the chef was p**sed, so he made a patty of raw hamburger and waved a torch over it so it was barely brown and ice cold in the middle."

"The f**ker loved it and said it was the best burger he ever had. Still complained about how long it took to get his meal, though."

"I still remember the chef saying, 'If that's what he wanted, he should have ordered a tartare aller-retour, is it too much to ask that people learn the name of the weird thing they like to eat?' (I have to look up that name every time I tell this story.)"

- McFeely_Smackup

The Inappropriate Order

"When I went to take an order from two men, one grabbed my thigh and said, 'I’ll have you. You look meaty.'"

"The other guy at the table was mortified. I was unamused."

"The other servers wanted to take the table off me but I wasn’t traumatized… just annoyed."

- Bonnieearnold

Flat Water Only

"A middle-aged lady insisted she didn’t like soda water or sparkling water so instead asked for a white wine spritzer without the white wine…"

"There are two ingredients to a white wine spritzer. White wine and soda water."

- rohothemadlad

Cloth Napkins Needed

"In my teen years, I worked at a family restaurant. One day at breakfast an elderly woman came in and just ordered toast with orange marmalade and asked if we had a cloth napkin."

"We only offered paper napkins, but she was very nice, so I found a cloth napkin in the back."

"After spreading out the cloth napkin on the table, from her purse she pulled out a framed picture of an elderly man in an old-style army uniform. She propped up the picture on the table and ate her toast and marmalade with her passed husband by her side."

"I had to go into the back and cry, and when a concerned co-worker asked me why I was crying, she started crying too when I told her about the lady."

- RockPaperLaserPewPew

The Oh No Burrito

"In college, I worked at a burrito shop on campus. One night this guy who was stoned out of his mind ordered a burrito with everything on it, 3x salsa, sour cream, extra beans, meat, rice, everything."

"I could barely wrap the burrito. He walks over and sits at a table and takes one bite and all the burrito contents shot out the bottom."

"He just went, 'Oh no,' and then just started eating it out of his lap and off the table. It was entertaining to watch."

- OneBrokeGuyWh**e

Double the Steak, Double the Fun

"Once a very thin, middle-aged woman came in. She couldn't have weighed more than 100 pounds soaking wet."

"She asked what our biggest steak was. I told her it was the 24 oz. ribeye. She said, 'Okay, I'll have that.'"

" Our steaks came with two sides, so I asked which ones she'd like. She said, 'I don't want sides.' I told her they were included in the price, and she still refused them."

"I brought out her steak and she began eating. She got about a third of the way through when I asked, 'How is everything?'"

"She said, 'Great. Bring me another steak.'"

"I asked, 'Is there anything wrong with that one?'"

"She said, 'No, it's great. I want a second one.'"

"I went back to the chef and told him, and he couldn't believe it. But we served her another steak. She ate all 48 oz. of steak and left me a $40 tip."

- shadownome396

No Small Items

"This man told me he couldn’t have anything that has been 'ground up' at some point. So like, can’t use anything with flour in it. Not because of the gluten, but because it was made small at one point."

"My man, that is not a thing."

- Saltyseabanshee

A Hot Salad

"We had a woman send a grilled chicken salad back because it was cold. So we cooked some new chicken and made sure to send it back while still warm. She sent it back again. The entire salad wasn't hot enough for her."

"We microwaved her salad. She ate it. I don't know, man."

- honestnt

Chicken Noodle Dog

"Chili dog, sub chicken noodle soup for chili."

"She took a bite and said, 'Oh, I made a mistake.'"

- pollyp0cket

The Water Habit

"The place I worked at had little water cups on the table and we kept them filled for customers. I sat a party of two women (who said they were waiting for a third person) and went to fill their water cups."

"When I asked if I should fill the third one or wait for the third person to arrive, one woman said, 'Oh, no need, he's trying to quit.'"

"I thought it was a joke, and when the third person (a man) got there, I went to fill his water. He said, 'No, don't fill it, I'm trying to quit water!'"

- horton_hears_a_homie

The Blended Special

"Guy came in with a large group, must’ve had a recent surgery or something cause he asked for his meal to be blended. He ordered a lasagna..."

- rainysunbun

Shark Tour on the Side

"Honestly, I'd say the weirdest thing was that while I was a server at a restaurant in the Royal Hawaiian, a guest asked me to book a shark adventure tour. It had nothing to do with my job or even the hotel. Those tours were entirely separate businesses."

"I took his black card, went to guest services, picked up a pamphlet, and booked the tour."

"He tipped me $250 dollars. Totally worth it!"

- jreed356

People have all sorts of interesting tastes and needs when it comes to food, so some wild orders can come through the kitchen from time to time.

At least this leaves servers with some interesting stories they can tell over and over again, which is more than many people get in other lines of work.