Skip to content
Search AI Powered

Latest Stories

The Satanic Temple Just Expertly Trolled Samuel Alito With The Name Of Its New Women's Clinic

Baphomet statue standing at the Satanic Temple headquarters; Samuel Alito
Joseph Prezioso/AFP via Getty Images; Alex Wong/Getty Images

The Satanic Temple announced the creation of the 'Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic' in New Mexico to troll the conservative Supreme Court Justice.

Make us preferred on Google

In honor of Associate Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito—who last year penned the majority opinion overturning the constitutional right to reproductive freedom—the Satanic Temple officially opened the “Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.”

The idea behind the clinic's name is simple.


The Satanic Temple—contrary to protesters' allegations it promotes Satanism and is a detriment to the nation's youth—is a nontheistic human rights group whose website states the organization "promotes egalitarianism, social justice, and the separation of religion and state."

In its official announcement, the organization said the telehealth clinic "will provide medical abortion medication through the mail to those who wish to perform TST’s Religious Abortion Ritual" and stressed it is "committed to protecting bodily autonomy, assuring religious abortion access, and providing free quality care.”

The clinic will offer low-cost abortion medication to patients in New Mexico while providing screenings and follow-ups for free to all. The cost of medication is only $90 when accessed through the clinic, which will be staffed by licensed medical professionals and have a 24-hour on-call patient hotline.

The organization's website says it will help those “who need assistance to travel to New Mexico when possible.” The location itself was chosen because New Mexico borders a number of red states with some of the toughest abortion restrictions in the country.

The group said laws which impede its Religious Abortion Ritual—which is intended to “de-stigmatize this medical procedure”—violate the First Amendment and the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, which safeguard its beliefs in bodily autonomy for all.

Many celebrated the move and applauded the group's deliciously unsubtle trolling of Alito.



No word on what Justice Alito thinks of the clinic's name just yet though his majority opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization continues to be contested in court.

This week, a federal judge argued the federal right to an abortion might still be protected by the 13th Amendment of the United States Constitution, raising the question of whether the Supreme Court’s decision is limited to 14th Amendment grounds.

Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly wrote in her order that the 13th Amendment “has received substantial attention among scholars and, briefly, in one federal Court of Appeals decision," citing a paper by Andrew Koppelman, a Northwestern University School of Law professor who suggested the 13th Amendment's prohibition against involuntary servitude provides a textual basis for preserving the right to an abortion.

More from Trending

Donald Trump standing before. Air Force One
Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty Images

White House's Cringey Nickname For Trump's Upgrades To His New Air Force One Has Critics Sounding Off

The White House was widely mocked after announcing in a post on X that President Donald Trump's new Air Force One would be taken out of service to be "maxed out," giving the upgrading process a rather lame nickname.

The suffix "-maxxing" (or "-maxing") refers to trying to optimize or maximize a particular aspect of life, often to an obsessive or extreme degree.

Keep ReadingShow less
Lamine Yamal and three-year-old brother, Kenye
Maja Hitij/FIFA/FIFA/Getty Images

The Breakout Star Of The World Cup Was Yamal's 3-Year-Old Brother—And This Viral Compilation Video Proves Why

Spanish soccer star Lamine Yamal's 3-year-old brother, Kenye, stole the show while attending the FIFA World Cup, and it's totally obvious why.

On Sunday, Spain played against and bested Argentina in a 1-0 win, making Spain this year's FIFA world champions.

Keep ReadingShow less
Ben Shapiro (left) praised Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, starring Matt Damon (right) as Odysseus.
Jason Kempin/Getty Images; Melinda Sue Gordon/Universal Pictures

Ben Shapiro Just Called 'The Odyssey' A 'Masterpiece' Despite Relentless MAGA Outrage—And The Internet Can't Even

Well, this wasn't on many people's bingo cards. After months of MAGA outrage over The Odyssey, Ben Shapiro has emerged as one of Christopher Nolan's most surprising defenders, calling the film "a masterpiece."

In an 18-minute review posted to YouTube, the conservative commentator gave the film an 8.5/9 on a 10-point scale, praising performances from Matt Damon as Odysseus, Robert Pattinson as Antinous, and Tom Holland as Telemachus, while expressing little issue with Zendaya as Athena or Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy.

Keep ReadingShow less
Tom Holland
Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

Tom Holland's Reaction To Journalist's Heartfelt Comment About The Impact Of His Sobriety Has Fans Tearing Up

Spider-Man actor Tom Holland has been open about his sobriety after sharing on Jay Shetty's podcast that he'd taken a break from alcohol, only to realize how hard it was for him to say no or even to be around people who were drinking without feeling uncomfortable.

He's since gotten sober and even founded a non-alcoholic brand, Bero, that he and his wife, Zendaya, who also does not drink, can enjoy together.

Keep ReadingShow less
Cookie Monster and Elmo; Spanish World Cup team
Hector Vivas - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images; Diego Radames/Anadolu via Getty Images

Cookie Monster's Tweet About Eating Cookies For The World Cup Final Sparks Hilarious Jokes

Okay at this point I think it's time we get a memo to the Sesame Street characters to stay out of sports commentary!

Because just weeks after Elmo became public internet enemy #1 for refusing to back the Knicks in the NBA playoffs, now Cookie Monster has egg on his face. Or cookie crumbs, as it were.

Keep ReadingShow less