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A "major" announcement about anything cosmic seems like a bad omen in these trying times of 2020.
So when a cryptic tweet from The Independent appeared saying NASA had a "major" announcement about the moon, Twitter's imagination ran absolutely wild.
If this is connected to the moon announcement this is huge https://t.co/Yq3DAYYxfi— Nicola Coughlan (@Nicola Coughlan) 1603319032.0
NASA: *Makes a announcement about the moon* 2020: https://t.co/EsKa5sFjM1— 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 𝓑𝓾𝓷 (@𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔂 𝓑𝓾𝓷) 1603313373.0
Moon 2 trending because nasa said they were going to make an announcement about the moon is sending me https://t.co/XotgblIUmz— meI with a little mustache (@meI with a little mustache) 1603320440.0
straight up though what kind of Major Announcement can you make about the moon. is she okay— 🎃 Spencered for Gratuitous Violence 🎃 (@🎃 Spencered for Gratuitous Violence 🎃) 1603322281.0
After a series of reports about serious sexual misconduct, such as New Yorker staff writer Jeffrey Toobin being suspended after reportedly stroking his genitals on a Zoom call and Rudy Giuliani putting his hand down his pants in front of an actor portraying a journalist for the Borat sequel, people were speculating that NASA's moon announcement may be a little NSFW.
nasa announces the moon was caught on a zoom call, waxing off— Tony Tulathimutte (@Tony Tulathimutte) 1603311503.0
based on recent history we have no choice but to conclude that NASA found the moon's dick https://t.co/ApKgk0jerh— Ashley Feinberg (@Ashley Feinberg) 1603314290.0
Look, first of all, the moon didn't even know NASA's camera was on. https://t.co/TPprM6yKUH— Sam Bergman (@Sam Bergman) 1603311098.0
The moon dropping a OnlyFans https://t.co/KoZcwhp3n8— Cryptic (@Cryptic) 1603315057.0
the moon has been suspended following a "zoom incident" https://t.co/Thm4FZR8Od— John Carpenter's Maggie Serota (@John Carpenter's Maggie Serota) 1603315617.0
Still others remained pessimistic about what any sort of "moon announcement" could mean for this already traumatic year.
Announcement regarding the moon https://t.co/mQDKGwUK6v— Anton Hilado (@Anton Hilado) 1603327285.0
If the NASA moon announcement isn't about how when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore then I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!— Casey Nugent (@Casey Nugent) 1603313892.0
NASA: We're making a major announcement about the moon Everyone who has lived through 2020 thus far: https://t.co/WF1JnJNZdI— 🎃Francesca Scarenitas, Bog Witch🎃 (@🎃Francesca Scarenitas, Bog Witch🎃) 1603309869.0
NASA is going to make "a major announcement about the moon" tomorrow.🤔 What does YOUR 2020 BINGO card have for that?😨— There are some who call me...TIM (@There are some who call me...TIM) 1603339364.0
Is this another dick thing. https://t.co/lF3QKaLqsK— Maureen Johnson (@Maureen Johnson) 1603311714.0
Apparently, NASA's announcement about the moon will be in support of its efforts for deep-space exploration.
So whether or not the moon exposed itself, is going to crash into earth and kill us all or if there's a sequel to the moon coming out of nowhere, Monday, October 26 at NASA's press conference is the day we will find out.