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Women of the World!
Have you ever wondered how a bunch of random men think you should act?
Feel like paying $2,000 to find out?
Well then do I have a deal for you!
Behold The 22 Convention, also known as the Make Women Great Again Convention.
Organized by the same confident men who organize the annual 21 Convention, this amazing event will take place simultaneously in Orlando, Florida and will save women from a world which keeps trying to get them to act "more like men."
In the words of the convention's website:
"No longer will you have to give in to toxic bullying feminist dogma and go against your biological nature."
Tickets cost $1,999 and are only sold to women. All of the speakers are men. https://t.co/8j0vo4TOG2— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle)1577803367.0
The convention, which is proudly leaning into its description as a "mansplaining event," will include speakers such as Anthony "Dream" Johnson the "President of the Manosphere," Alexander J.A Cortes author of the online list of "How to Be a Beautiful Woman," white nationalist Stefan Molyneux and writer Mike Cernovich who has claimed "there's no such thing as rape."
Definitely an important learning experience for women.
We offer the highest quality and most powerful mansplaining on earth 👉 https://t.co/j10QGTmHzG https://t.co/XEdJp99VP4— Anthony Dream Johnson (@Anthony Dream Johnson)1577901951.0
The commercial for the simultaneous 21 Convention also gives a small peak into what the world of the event's organizers is like.
Welcome to Dream World - Official #21Convention Inside the Event Trailer youtu.be
In a huge surprise twist, it turns out many women online WEREN'T pumped to be told how to act by a bunch of dude bros.
Apparently, that's something they have to deal with all the time already?
@beachmuscles Nah. Mansplaining is kinda like the news: why buy the paper when you can go online and find more stor… https://t.co/TCoYRZIQZV— Catherine Marshall (@Catherine Marshall)1577916101.0
you can get this same experience on twitter dot com for free https://t.co/LlLCn5rwN3— Abby Fuller (@Abby Fuller)1577830048.0
Many people seemed to be under the impression the entire event was an insulting, misogynist idea.
@beachmuscles Was #22IdiotConvention already taken?— Rick LeBeau (@Rick LeBeau)1577923623.0
From the title, I thought it was satire. It is not. https://t.co/RvniIQ2R54— Danika Dragomir (@Danika Dragomir)1577893973.0
The event's description gave many people a pretty good impression of what the convention would be like.
🤨 “Men prefer debt-free virgins without tattoos”? Mansplaining convention coming to Orlando promises to “Make Wome… https://t.co/An3utPxELu— Katie Phang (@Katie Phang)1577914079.0
bonus pics! and the tag line of this whole debacle is “make women great again.” love that! https://t.co/CCEqxsBuoW— nat (@nat)1577977949.0
@natmypresident shared some of the wisdom straight from the conference's website.
The pink is a nice choice.
We all know the girls can't resist pink!
They have so much to say about pregnancy.
And motherhood.
There's even weight loss advice.
Domestic abuse induction week. https://t.co/VEaz1IJJJ8— Irritated llama (@Irritated llama)1577889863.0
Women everywhere did not flock to buy tickets.
the (all male) speaker bios for the Make Women Great Again convention are all hilarious but this one?? especially c… https://t.co/ctVMromuM6— Anne Lane (@Anne Lane)1577989535.0
Wild how the same guys who gloat that women will be replaced by sex robots want to make flesh-and-blood women “grea… https://t.co/30MFIfLbB2— andi zeisler (@andi zeisler)1577581499.0
So wait, There's a mansplaining conference, led by men, to "Make women great again"? Sure I like being a dude, but… https://t.co/F44cK2R3mM— Bryan Michaels (@Bryan Michaels)1578057362.0
If any of these sound interesting to you, maybe you should look into the conference?
Good lord. Topics include the ills of feminism, the war on motherhood, beauty and obesity, love and dating, gettin… https://t.co/ryt9Z1AtHD— *you're (@*you're)1577803163.0
I swear to god this is the actual most pathetic thing to have ever happened in the whole universe. https://t.co/Hn0uaZIwqo— Robyn Pennacchia (@Robyn Pennacchia)1577571058.0
With any luck, this first 22 Convention will also be the last.
But if you must go, feel free to wear this shirt, available here in 10 colors and in sizes for adults and children.
