What the hell made them think of that?
You've probably asked yourself that from time to time, especially when looking through history's weirder moments. And guess what?
Your average Joe has had to be a creative problem solver at least once or twice, too. Whether it's to avoid losing a job or to get out of a crappy meeting, we must never doubt human ingenuity.
Join us as we roll our eyes yet nod appreciatively at people who somehow made it through despite committing acts that would otherwise be seen as glitches in the matrix!
But before you do, feel free to thank Redditor KiraCosmicGod, who asked the online community:
"What is the dumbest thing humans did to prevent something and it actually worked?"
"Native Americans..."
"Native Americans who were in Florida won a battle against the settlers by using crocodiles, preventing them from taking their land."
eeepsis
Brilliant! Weaponzing the local wildlife. I will have to remember this for next time.
"Wearing a motorcycle helmet..."
"Wearing a motorcycle helmet while snowblowing. I did it because I missed riding, it kept my face warm and when snow would fly back at me the visor would protect me."
Fortknoxgaming
You probably looked like some creepy serial killer but that's okay, the snow was cleaned up!
"When I was younger..."
"When I was younger I got called into HR because I drew a very detailed picture of a penis. It was really really good."
The HR meeting happened like a week after I drew it and my only defense was 'I dont recall doing that, do you happen to have the picture? It might jog my memory.' They didnt have it of course because I had it, and because I didnt confess they couldn't do anything."
"Investigation results inconclusive, have a nice day."
Flynn_10
You're sneaky, aren't you?
Are you still employed by the same company?
"Bloody worked too..."
"A RNZAF co-pilot in WWII once climbed outside his bomber, onto the wing, to put out a fire. Bloody worked too and he got a Victoria Cross for his efforts."
light_engine
This person is braver than I will ever be. All I can think reading this is noooope.
"I forgot to bring my resume..."
"I forgot to bring a resume to a job interview, but I had an index card in my bag. I cut the index card in half and wrote my name, my contact info, and "creative problem solver" in my best handwriting, and gave a copy of my 'business card' to both the interviewers."
"I got the job."
kayification
Well, that's certainly one way to make an impression! Glad it worked out!
"Our power was out..."
"Our power was out due to a storm. I had a camp stove to use for boiling water to make a coffee pour-thru, but I couldn't use my electric grinder for the coffee beans. I tried fashioning a mortal and pestle but it was taking too long."
"So I put the coffee beans in a couple of ziplock bags, placed the bag right behind a car tire, then ran over it back and forth a couple of times to crush the beans. Worked like a charm."
EugeneStargazer
Brilliant. I might call you if I need some help during the zombie apocalypse.
"There was a natural gas mine..."
"There was a natural gas mine in Uzbekistan that had a gas leak. To fix the leak, the Soviets nuked the mine with an atom bomb. It worked."
Some-Basket-4299
When there's a problem, just throw an atom bomb on top of it.
But don't.
Please don't actually do that.
"At one point..."
"At one point in the American Revolution, a portion of the American army was completely out of gunpowder and saw British troops approaching, so they heavily fortified their position to make it appear they would win a decisive battle and prevent the British troops from engaging."
Mr_Henslee
This truly lends further credence to the saying, "Fake it until you make it."
"The security guard..."
"A friend and I once snuck 15 people into a Warped Tour by giving them some bracelets from a party supply store and clipboards full of paper. Walked up to the side gate and said we were with Rock The Vote. The security guard waved us right in."
GoodgoodGodgod
Why didn't I think of this?!
I am disappointed in myself.
"When I was young and broke..."
"When I was young and broke I bought a sofa from a used furniture store. I had no way to take the sofa home. I went to a used car lot a couple of blocks away and took a truck for a test drive."
luckyhenry
A creative solution to a big problem.
Genius.
You know, come to think of it, some of these ideas aren't dumb at all. I don't know what that says about me...
But seriously though... if you ever have the opportunity to drop an atom bomb on something, just don't do it. That's the biggest takeaway here.
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