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You Can Now Get Christmas Lights For Your Beard That Actually Light Up 🎄

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Have Christmas decorations gone too far? NEVER.

In fact, it's time to take things to the next level. Beardament, a company which is "dedicated to decorating beards for the holiday season," has just come out with a product that's sure to spread the yuletide cheer: Christmas lights made specifically for your beard!


Beardament's description reads as follows:

"The holiday season is the perfect time to stand out, make someone smile, or just add a little brightness to the world; and nothing gets people talking and having fun more than looking at beautiful, light-up colorful beard ornaments hanging down like a hairy Christmas tree!"

Go on...

"Beard ornaments are a fun gift to go along with that ugly Christmas sweater, and make a great addition to any man who wants to show off this holiday season."

But how do we know the lights will stay?

"The mini-clips built in to every beard ornament is designed to hold them firmly to your beard, mustache or sideburns with minimal effort. This makes them ideal for attaching them to short or long facial hair so men of all ages and hair growths can get involved!"

Of course, Beardament is quick to point out that he lights don't work well on a wet chin, though maybe we should've guessed that for ourselves.

Best Beard lights for Christmas

And don't worry too much about these lights making you less attractive to the ladies—several studies have shown women prefer bearded men, so the lights will just be showing the old mutton chops off.

In fact, in a study of 8,520 women, each of whom were asked to rate men "on a spectrum of 'relationship longevity'," every single one of them preferred bearded men to non-bearded ones. No joke!

According to the study:

"Male-typical facial features such as a pronounced brow ridge and a more robust jawline may signal underlying health, whereas beards may signal men's age and masculine social dominance.
However, masculine faces are judged as more attractive for short-term relationships over less masculine faces, whereas beards are judged as more attractive than clean-shaven faces for long-term relationships."

So if you've got it, flaunt it! Add some lights to those beards!

Twitter wants to:

Some bearded fellows are already a little sick of the trend, however:

Of course, that's just them. Don't let the haters get you down.

Go to Beardament and get some holiday spirit for your beard ASAP!

H/T - Unilad, Firebox


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