Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. (How many ews is too many???)

A viral video on TikTok showing a woman's solution to salvaging a broken egg whilst cooking has viewers everywhere vowing to never eat at anyone else's house ever again.

The TikTok is a mere 12 seconds, but it's burned in our memory for all of eternity.

In the video - which has been viewed on TikTok more than 18 million times and shared elsewhere - a woman is shown crafting a lovely dish over the stove.

When she cracked an egg and it ended up all over the counter, her reaction for some reason was to suck up the mess directly from the surface, spit it into the pan and merrily carry on cooking for unsuspecting noshers.

You can watch below.

While the TikTok account is comprised of family jokes and pranks, it doesn't change the fact that, well, it happened.

And viewers of the video lost all remaining faith in mankind.

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We wish we could go back in time... just 12 seconds.