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Trump Dragged After Calling Himself The 'Golden Goose' While Attacking Fox News' Declining Ratings

Trump Dragged After Calling Himself The 'Golden Goose' While Attacking Fox News' Declining Ratings
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Collin Gossel
By Collin GosselNov 13, 2020
Collin Gossel
Collin Gossel is a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn, New York, but there are nights when he looks up at the stars and wistfully thinks to himself “there’s got to be more out there…” You can catch Collin improvising new musicals every Tuesday night at the Magnet Theater’s Musical Megawatt, or follow his unfiltered thoughts on Twitter and Instagram @CollinGossel.
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Having lost the 2020 election to Joe Biden, President Trump now has only two months left in office to serve the American people.

Sadly, instead of taking action against the deadly pandemic which is now infecting more Americans than ever before, the President is spending his time tweeting about the ratings on Fox News.

Trump claims Fox's ratings have gotten worse because they won't blindly support him and claim he's won the election even as he loses it.

Trump referring to himself as a "Golden Goose" was quite the memorable turn of phrase for a U.S. President.



Considering Trump's status as a "lame duck" President, there were many avian puns flying around Twitter.



The President should care more about the lives of Americans than the ratings of news networks.



Of the many things President Trump will be remembered for, modesty will not be one of them.


Many on Twitter threw shade at President Trump while referencing geese from popular culture.



Perhaps once he's out of office, President Trump can devote himself full-time to his true passion: obsessing over television ratings and how they relate to him.

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