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Signal's Founder Epically Roasts Vance Over The Disastrous Group Chat Debacle
Mar 28, 2025
Signal founder Matthew Rosenfeld, better known by the pseudonym Moxie Marlinspike, mocked Vice President J.D. Vance after the app found itself at the center of the Trump administration's group text scandal.
Rosenfeld's post came amid revelations that Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was invited into a Signal chat with high-level Trump administration officials, particularly Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, discussing military strategy surrounding war strikes in Yemen.
Naturally, the scandal has many questioning Vance's judgment—not that they weren't before—and interest in national security, including Rosenfeld, who was quick to troll Vance, writing:
"There are so many great reasons to be on Signal. Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations. Don’t sleep on this opportunity…"
You can see what he wrote in the post below.
While the person who actually invited Goldberg into the chat was actually national security adviser Michael Waltz, people couldn't resist taking the opportunity to dunk on Vance themselves.
In the chat, Vance made a striking comment that seemed to diverge from President Donald Trump’s stance, questioning whether he realized that a solo U.S. strike on the Houthis to safeguard global shipping routes clashed with his frequent demands for European countries to contribute more to such international efforts.
Vance wrote, "I am not sure the president is aware how inconsistent this is with his message on Europe right now,” according to Goldberg. He also warned of “a moderate to severe spike in oil prices” and suggested there was “a strong argument for delaying this a month, doing the messaging work on why this matters, seeing where the economy is, etc.” Still, he said he was “willing to support the consensus of the team and keep these concerns to myself.”
Ultimately, Vance backed the strike, telling Hegseth, “if you think we should do it let’s go. I just hate bailing Europe out again,” according to Goldberg’s account.
After the exchange, William Martin, Vance’s communications director, insisted the vice president and Trump “are in complete agreement" and that Vance's "first priority is always making sure that the President’s advisers are adequately briefing him on the substance of their internal deliberations." Martin insisted Vance "unequivocally supports this administration’s foreign policy."
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MTG Blasted For Her Unhinged Reaction To A UK Reporter Asking Her A Question
Mar 28, 2025
Far right Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene was bashed for viciously shutting down a British reporter who had a question about the Signal group chat scandal, AKA "Signalgate."
Republican President Donald Trump's administration continues to downplay concerns after The Atlantic'seditor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, was mistakenly added to the Signal messaging app's group chat in which U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth shared with top intelligence officials the specific weapons programs regarding the U.S. war strikes on Houthi rebels in Yemen.
Goldberg released the full transcript discussion, including military operational details that Hegseth maintained were not "classified" information and that no "war plans" were shared.
When MTG was asked by Sky News reporter Martha Kelner about Signalgate, the annoyed Georgia Congresswoman immediately snapped at the British journalist and told her to "go back to your country."
In the exchange captured by C-SPAN, Kelner was heard asking MTG, "Should the Defense Secretary..."
MTG interrupted Kelner and asked:
"Wait, what country are you from?"
When Kelner replied that she was from the UK, MTG fired back:
"OK, we don't give a crap about your opinion and your reporting."
"Why don’t you go back to your country where you have a major migrant problem?"
Kelner remained persistent in trying to finish asking her question, but it was to no avail.
"No, no, no, you should care about your own borders," said MTG, wagging her finger.
"Do you care about American lives? Kelner asked, to which MTG responded:
"Let me tell you something, do you care about people from your country? What about all the women that are raped by migrants?"
The MAGA conspiracy theorist put her hand to Kelner's face and said, "You're done."
Greene finished, "I don't care about your fake news."
Here's a clip.
MTG then fielded a question from an American reporter while explaining to Kelner that the press conference was an "American journalist thing."
The American reporter MTG had called on confirmed, "Yes, I’m American," and added that he wanted to hear MTG respond to the question Kelner had asked.
MTG refused to respond because "I don't care about her network."
Social media users lambasted MTG, not only for her lack of professionalism, but for her unhinged conduct while demeaning a foreign press member.
When asked to respond to the "complete disregard for operational security" coming from the Trump administration, MTG responded the way her GOP colleagues have always done—by swatting away accountability and blaming Democratic President Joe Biden and his administration's immigration policies.
MTG reminded the press that they were gathered to discuss the topic of federal funding for public broadcasters NPR and PBS, "not journalists from the UK."
She ended the session by walking away and putting her hand to Kelner's face as the journalist tried in vain to ask another question.
A real class act...
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Rachel Maddow Gives Trump A Blistering Reality Check After His 'Perfect' Presidency Claims
Mar 28, 2025
MSNBC anchor Rachel Maddow criticized President Donald Trump after he claimed "we've had two perfect months" to start out his presidency—conveniently downplaying "Signalgate" and ignoring all the scandals that have thus far struck his administration.
You can see his comments to reporters in the video below:
Maddow's remarks came amid revelations that Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was invited into a Signal chat with high-level Trump administration officials, particularly Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, discussing military strategy surrounding war strikes in Yemen.
Maddow went on to highlight several administrative failures since Trump took office in January, including the January 29 plane crash outside Reagan National Airport that killed 67 people—just one day after Trump ordered air traffic controllers to take a buyout.
Though that only scratches the surface.
She said:
“President Trump has not fired anyone for this debacle, which is astonishing. He did confess to NBC News in a new interview that he sees this as a, quote, ‘glitch.’ A glitch. He said this scandal has been, quote, ‘the only glitch in two months.'" ...
"Between you and me, you’ve been alive for these past two months, and you’ve experienced what the first two months of this Trump term have been like. Do you think Trump is right, that it's all been totally perfect, the only glitch? ... A week after he was sworn in, a jet carrying 64 people hit an army helicopter. ... The day before that collision he had offered air traffic controllers all over the country a somewhat threatening buyout."
"He basically begged them to leave service. Less than a week later, he reversed course. ‘Oh, actually, no—maybe that’s a bad idea. Air traffic controllers, please don’t leave.’"
"That same week was when we started to get the headlines that Trump's top campaign donor Elon Musk had brought into his new agency to work with him to destroy the federal government. Turns out one DOGE staffer actually had to resign when it came out he had a since-deleted social media account in which he had advocated for loud and proud racism and racial human breeding tactics through eugenics."
Maddow noted that another DOGE employee at one point "worked for convicted hackers," and recalled the questionable hiring of a Justice Department staffer nicknamed “Big Balls,” who had been terminated from a cybersecurity firm for leaking company secrets.
She also pointed to a string of other blunders, including Trump’s purge of key personnel at the nuclear security agency, the firing of CDC staff tasked with monitoring the bird flu outbreak, and the hollowing out of the National Park Service:
“So, they did that, and then—oops—turns out they realized they couldn’t do that. Turns out it would be wildly dangerous to radically understaff America’s national parks. Who knew?"
She then shifted to the cuts at the Department of Veterans Affairs under the DOGE initiative, noting:
"[These cuts] included things like, oh, I don’t know, medical services for veterans, cancer programs, burial services for veterans who die. Boy, that really does sound wasteful, right?"
As March rolled in, she referenced a report from U.S. intelligence agencies revealing that Russia and China were attempting to recruit disgruntled former government employees as intelligence assets, concluding:
“Tired of all the winning yet?”
You can hear what she said in the video below.
- YouTubewww.youtube.com
Many concurred—and criticized Trump themselves.
How can I get a complete list of all the "glitches" in the first two "perfect" months of this administration?
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The Trump administration has made clear that Signalgate is not at the top of their list of concerns.
Attorney General Pam Bondi reiterated claims from other Trump administration officials that the information shared in the Signal chat was not classified.
When asked by reporters in Manassas, Virginia, about the Department of Justice’s involvement in the Signal chat controversy, Bondi avoided giving a direct answer, instead saying:
"It was sensitive info — not classified — and inadvertently released. What we should be talking about is that it was a very successful mission. Our world is now safer because of that mission. We’re not going to comment any further on that."
She then pivoted, shifting the focus to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the Bidens.
"If you want to talk about classified information, talk about what was at Hillary Clinton’s home," she remarked, referring to Clinton’s private email server, a subject Republicans had long criticized. Clinton, however, was never charged.
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People Share Their Most Embarrassing Small Town Stories
Mar 28, 2025
I lived most of my life in a very small town in Northern Maine. There were about 200 kids in my high school and there were 56 kids in my graduating class—we were tied with the class of 1961 for the largest class ever.
When the primary employer in town—Pinkham Lumber Mill—shut down, the town got even smaller. Now the senior class is considered large if it reaches double digits.
In such towns across the world, everyone knows almost everyone else's business. Which is great when it's shared happiness about events like births or marriages or offers of support during illness, injury or death.
It's not so great when the information is rooted in scandal or embarrassing incidents.
Reddit user Sultanofbooyeah asked:
"People from small towns 'where everybody knows everybody': What did someone do that was so embarrassing they had to move away?"
At Least It Wasn't Ice Town
"Our mayor lost 1.3 million dollars to an internet scammer promising a Beyonce/Justin Timberlake concert."
"It was so embarrassing, he..."
"Oh wait, no, they reelected him, my bad."
"We're on the East Coast of Canada. Also, to be fair, he lost the election after this scandal happened and stayed out of politics for a few years before making his return."
"People have short memories, I guess."
~ MandyAlice
Scamanda?
"This girl in middle school told everyone she had a brain tumor and did 'fundraising' for a surgery, but one of her best friends asked her parents about it, and they had no clue what she was talking about."
"This was early in the school year, and she didn't last until winter break before her family pulled her out of the district because the bullying was so bad."
~ Thin-Solution3803
Rampage
"Local weed dealer in our tiny town in the Bible belt started selling and taking a lot of mushrooms. About a month after the debut of his new product, he took a ridiculous amount in a video on his Snapchat story in order to show how good they were."
"The morning after that video was released he started posting 10 videos every minute on his Snapchat story for like 6 hours, it was all ramblings of him being God and better than the scum he was forced to live with on this Earth and how he could save us if we stopped thinking."
"I don't remember much about the unhinged postings, but I do remember the very last video was him in one of the only 2 public parks here peeing on the grass, exposing himself right in the center of the field in front of God and everyone."
"After all of that was released, he ended up going to a retail store that I worked at with a handful of my school friends, and he went on a rampage, screaming and stripping naked."
"I walked past the tantrum at one point and saw him punching the floor over and over, and there was blood from his busted up hand all over himself and the floor under him."
"He ended up getting arrested, and the last time I had heard about him, he was in a psychiatric hospital receiving treatment for psilocybin-induced psychosis and mania."
"It was absolutely insane. Now everyone in town asks me about my 'shrooms friend from high school."
~ BevinBash
Collateral Damage
"She was renting out a second home to her son—who blew it up. The investigation found he was running a meth lab."
"Since her son was living there, it wasn't listed as a rental, so it was listed as just a second home of hers."
"Everyone found that her house blew up because of a meth lab. Which meant everyone thought that she personally did it."
"Even after her son got arrested, a lot of people still thought she did/made drugs. So much so, that a lot of people would not hire her because of her 'drug past'."
"Poor lady never touched drugs in her life."
~ AnalysisNo4295
Avoidable Tragedy
"Two high school sophomores in my tiny Vermont town went drunk driving when one's folks were out of town."
"They killed a very popular senior student."
"They were both relocated and never seen in my town again."
~ IGHOTI907
Glitter Is Inescapable
"I remember when my grade school had us do that D.A.R.E. program in 6th grade. It was in February, and the first day of the program just happened to be the day they had us decorate envelopes to hang from our desks for the Valentine exchange."
"A lot of glitter glue had been used and the envelopes were all spread out on tables and shelves to dry. The officer came in and started his spiel, and at one point went to do the casual sit/lean on one of the shelves...and sat right on one of the envelopes, getting glitter glue all over the seat of his pants."
"We all called him 'Deputy Sparklepants' for the entirety of the program. I'm turning 40 this year, and I still remember Deputy Sparklepants."
~ Lachwen
Toxic
"Teenaged employee urinated in the biscuit dough at Hardee’s. His co-workers laughed."
So when his mom showed up to order breakfast, he told her what he did as if she would think it was funny. She didn’t find it funny at all and literally beat his a**."
"It made the local paper. Destroyed the whole community and the restaurant."
"The Hardee’s became an Arby’s, and now it’s a bridal shop."
~ Low_Effective_6056
Common Occurrence
"We had a girl in high school who went to 'stay with her sister'. Yes, she was pregnant."
"Her dad was a very outspoken Evangelical pastor at a local church. The story ripped through town, the horror!"
"Well, she was never allowed to return to our town, but magically the pastor’s wife—she must have been 50 at least—had a new baby she pushed in a pram all over town that she and the pastor claimed was hers despite her never being pregnant before their baby magically appeared."
"Everyone knew, everyone whispered behind their backs, but no one said a word out loud. Pretty f*cked up when I think about it now."
~ CptDawg
Where's John Wick?
"Our old neighbour and my wife got into a petty argument about dog poop. To make a long story short, a neighbor lady tried to poison our dog with antifreeze but ended up killing the neighbor's dog on the other side."
"At the same time she was caught cheating on her husband. So he left her and made the police fully aware of what happened to the neighbour's dog."
"We all packed that courthouse and made her feel horrible. The judge was furious."
"She moved away shortly after. Oddly enough, the vacant house exploded about a month later from a gas leak."
"The guy she was cheating with was a gas fitter. The explosion was from a gas dryer in the basement."
~ Slackerwithgoals
Fair Warning
"In middle school, a kid got hauled out of class because he had an ounce of weed in his locker on the day the cops brought their drug dogs in for training on locker sweeps."
"We were all told in advance they were coming."
"His parents decided he should attend a strict boarding school."
~ arsonfairy
Typical
"The town's fire and brimstone, bigoted Evangelical minister died from autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing women's underwear and surrounded by gay pornography."
"His wife and kids came home from a long weekend and found him. The family left town immediately and only his wife came back for the funeral, but talked to almost no one."
"Within days it was as if they never existed."
~ Strong-Bridge-6498
Miss Trunchbull
"The principal got caught locking a kid in a closet at one of the elementary schools.
"Somehow the school district let her go pretty quietly and she just moved across the state for a new job in education, but not as a principal."
~ Popular_Emu1723
False Reporting
"Three teen sisters faked their own kidnapping. They said they had been tied up in a corn field. They scratched each other up to make it look more realistic."
"They blamed someone they thought of as an easy target (kind of a weird outsider kid) not realizing it was about the worst person to pick—the sheriff's son (they didn't know he was the sheriff's son).
"The local paper said there was a warrant for their arrest because they didn't appear in court. Their parents had packed the family up and moved away to who knows where."
"I was in the middle sister's class, and even our class could figure out that their story didn't make any sense."
"The story crumbled under any level of scrutiny."
~ kaywild11
How Did He Not Hear It?
"Late 80s. Very nerdy White guy: super quiet, bowl cut, smart, but completely socially inept. Not a jerk, just a nerd.
"Summer of his junior year, visits family for the summer and comes back as a White guy pretending to be a Black guy."
"I mean, fully dressed and coiffed like an 80s rapper stereotype and talking like a stereotype, too. He even changed his name."
"To Duke E. Fresh."
"Duke E. became Dookie in 2 seconds. Dookie 💩 Fresh."
"Rough..."
"His parents sent him to another high school by December."
~ MW240z
The Imperfect Crime
"Small town of 10K people, in the 80s when absolutely nobody had any home security cameras nor locked their doors."
"Like any town, there were occasional thefts and break-ins, mostly by bored teens. But what people almost didn't figure out was that the things they thought they 'lost' were actually stolen from them."
"After the crime was exposed, people learned it was an all-too-common experience to suddenly find themself missing a valuable piece of jewelry. No sign of break-in, but the diamond ring or gold watch was just not where they were sure they left it."
"It was always the type of heirloom item that wasn't worn every day—it was just kept put away somewhere in a little bag or box. Most people suspected their friends, family members, children, or spouses, because who else would even know about the existence of this item?"
"The local insurance agent where they took out a home insurance rider to cover the family heirlooms!"
"This guy would help people make sure that their family valuables were insured. Then, a couple years later, when they had an appointment to stop in and review their life insurance policy, he would be late to their appointment."
"Once in a while he got caught knocking on front doors at the appointment time, or popping his head inside the unlocked door to 'see if you were at home'. His cover story for that was, 'Oh! I thought we agreed to meet at YOUR HOUSE'."
"But typically, while they were in his office, waiting for HIM to show up...he was in THEIR house stealing from them!"
"After his jail term, he moved away."
~ justinsayin
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People Reveal Why They Quit Their Job On The First Day
Mar 28, 2025
As much as anyone may want to quit a job, at the end of the day it's easier said than done.
For one thing, even if people are working soul-sucking jobs that barely cover expenses, they still can't afford to lose the paycheck, until something better comes along.
Even when people realize a job isn't a good fit on the first day, they still might stick with it for a year or more, so they don't burn bridges or add any red flags to their resumés.
However, on rare occasions, people might walk into a new job and realize on day one it is not going to work out, and when they left for the day, they had officially left for good.
Redditor limecrissy was curious to hear from people who quit their job on first day, and the circumstances that led them to do it, leading them to ask:
"People who quit their jobs on the first day, what made you say, 'I’m done with this'?"
Cat Was Out Of The Bag...
"I used to clean apartments and a lady hired me for a weekly 3 hour clean."
"On the phone she asked if I have a problem with cats, I said I don't, she said she's got 'a few cats'."
"I got there and she had TWENTY SEVEN CATS (27) in a two room 4th floor walk-up apartment."
"There were stacked kitty litter trays and car beds in every room, on every surface."
"Even in the kitchen up on top of the fridge and on the counters."
"Many of the cats were sick, there was cat vomit and cat sh*t everywhere."
"This was about 20 years ago and I can still smell it."- activelyresting
Definitely Wasn't "Lovin' It"
"Backline at McDonald's."
"No training. No mcvideos."
"I was the only one on backline."
"Literally no one said a word to me."
"I just kinda left."- Alex_is_Lost
Not In The Job Description
"Went to work at a hotel."
"The owners had an apartment off the office."
"First day, they wanted me to cook them dinner and clean the apartment."
"I was hired as a front desk clerk."- Appropriate_Ruin3771
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"No Quiero..."
"I tried working at Taco Bell once."
"I knew it would be chaos but I wasn’t prepared."
"The manager was friendly at first, but they wanted me to go right into the line for assembling food."
"The screens & program they use look like they’re about 30 years old, so it’s really complicated figuring out the orders - everything is abbreviated so they can fit a ton of orders on the screen, and I didn’t know what the abbreviations meant."
"The manager watched me for a second and told me what was on the first few orders, then…he just left me there."
"I had no idea what to make."
"Desperately, I just started making soft tacos for every order."
"Which was not correct."
"Then I find out he’s in the back smoking weed with the dishwasher."
"As I was tracking him down, the other guy in the assembly part was yelling that he was 'left there alone' (newsflash, I was useless, he was alone the whole time)."
"I ended up leaving 30 minutes after I started."
"F*cking sh*tshow."- Tsiatk0
When You Gotta Go...
"When they said 'You're alotted 7 minutes of personal time, for if you need to use the washroom, after that it gets docked from your pay'."
"Only issue was the only washroom was five minutes across the building."
"I ended up walking out."
"Refused to work for a company that monitors how long it takes you to take a dump."- Sarge1387
No Sale...
"I was hired as an office secretary."
"I got there for training and it was a sales job selling vacuums."
"You couldn't be a secretary until you were a salesperson first, AND you had to sell a certain amount of vacuums."
"Nope."- Elegant_righthere
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Hand Waving Seemed Popular That Day...
"Worked at a distribution warehouse."
"I had to scan the boxes on the conveyor belt and put them in the appropriate bin to go out for delivery."
"One hour in, my scanner stopped working, and they had no extras."
"I asked my supervisor what I could do in the meantime, but they told me to sit tight while it was fixed."
"Four hours and a lunch break later, I finally got back to work."
"Not ten minutes go by, and the same supervisor pulls me aside to let me know my productivity was lower than the expectation, and if it continued, I'd be fired."
"I reminded them my scanner had been broken most of the shift, but they literally waved their hand in a dismissing motion and reiterated what the expectations were."
"I went back to scanning, did maybe two boxes, said f*ck this and left my badge on the supervisors desk on my way out."- Resdizeix
Can't Say They Didn't Put In The Effort
"In the summer of 1973 I got a summer job carrying shingles up to the roof for the skills workers."
"I lasted all the way to lunch."
"I should add that I was 16, 5’ 3” and about 100 lbs."
"The boss stopped by my house and gave me a check for the half day."
"Great guy - EXTREMELY helpful life lesson."- OnlyAMike-Barb
Basic Expectations...
"Walked into an office job and discovered my 'desk' was literally a cardboard box turned sideways in a dimly lit closet."
"Manager said it was temporary but couldn't tell me when I'd get a real workspace."
"Grabbed my purse and walked right out."- TemptingDoll
The Beginning Of The End...
"I worked at forever 21 for a grand total of 16 hours."
"The first 8 was paperwork and training, the second 8 was an overnight shift where they were resetting the store."
"The staff was getting pissy with me because I - being a new employee - did not know where anything was meant to go."
"Each part of the store was a type of girl, described as goth, boho, etc."
"There were many, I didn’t know them, it wasn’t included in the training, it was a literal shop based on vibes."
"Time came for the end of my shift and my dad was there to pick me up, it was like 4 am."
"The manager wouldn’t unlock the door to let me out because they were not done yet, but my dad was literally outside and we lived 30 minutes away."
"I did not have my own car just yet."
"She refused to unlock the door and told me to get back to it, and that my dad would have to wait.. which no, it isn’t what I was scheduled for, or what I agreed to, so I quit!"
"Now I’m glad the company is literally falling apart."- Camaendes
Everyone Should Know Their Worth
"I was doing framing for condo construction right after being laid off from a previous job."
"It was low wages, all coworkers were young and unqualified, working outside in -30C from dark to dark."
"On the second day, I was talking to another guy about how much overtime we're getting doing these 11+ hour shifts, and he said they didn't get overtime."
"Lol."
"Bye."- Camelsoop
So Many Questions...
"Caught chickens for a day."
"Nope."- 604kevin
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Literally Doing The Work Of Three People...
"A family-owned copier company hired me, and the three family members told me to do different things for each of them at the same time, then yelled at me for not doing them at the same time."
"Enough."- indictmentofhumanity
Paging The Health Inspector!
"Did a trial shift at a nightclub that didn't clean down draught taps or beer mats, literally just rinsed them under a hot tap."- Cyanide_Revolver
No Eating On The Job, Eh?
"Tim Hortons, 25 years ago."
"First hour into my first shift."
"Charged me for a company outfit that had the pockets sewn shut, apparently so staff wouldn’t steal cash."
"Then they brought the old donuts into a back room to be thrown in the trash, and I ate one before they went into the trash."
"The manager snapped at me and said, 'If they are good enough to eat, they are good enough to pay for'.”
"And she seriously wanted me to pay for it."
"I explained to her that they are about to go in the trash, and she told me it didn’t matter."
"I quit on the spot and told her that I couldn’t work for a company that would rather throw good food in the trash than feed their staff."- Ok-Bullfrog9311
We've all worked a job we didn't love, if simply to pay the bills.
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But there's a sizable difference between jobs we don't love and jobs no one on earth should work.
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