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An extremely NSFW lamp making the rounds across the internet has raised a few eyebrows, to say the very least.
The lamp, which is already a bit phallic, requires you to perform a very specific gesture in order to turn it on that resembles a sex act.
Err....see for yourself.
this lamp is haunting my nightmarespic.twitter.com/nEqB93AFcC— tyler (piglet enthusiast) (@tyler (piglet enthusiast)) 1626641258
This Is A Cool Lamp\n.\n.\nFunny Foreskin Lamp hahahapic.twitter.com/FoeHQvpfFM— \ud83d\udd1eClaude\ud83d\udd1e (@\ud83d\udd1eClaude\ud83d\udd1e) 1626726308
Looks like Biz is venturing into the lamp business. Would you buy?pic.twitter.com/MbYTYR3sH2— Spittin' Chiclets (@Spittin' Chiclets) 1626725411
Would you buy this lamp? pic.twitter.com/UciQmxOPXt— Theo Shantonas (@Theo Shantonas) 1626775359
\u201cTurn the lamp on, love\u201d pic.twitter.com/AP6aRadRQQ— Scott Hughes (@Scott Hughes) 1626721584
The lamp, aptly titled "Love In Light," was created by artist Monsby. And despite it seeming like poor product design, Monsby's website assures potential buyers that the phallic resemblance was very intentional.
"I had been working on this lamp for about about a year. It had different names during that period: Phallamp, Lampenis etc."
"After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny. It is about love, light and life. The most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever."
They had one that was more feminine but many men couldn\u2019t find the button to turn it on.https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— Joe Cunningham (@Joe Cunningham) 1626751264
babe it\u2019s kinda dark can u turn on the foreskin lamphttps://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— bobby wasabi (@bobby wasabi) 1626740257
If u have epilepsy leave bc I\u2019m about to turn this mf into a strobe light !! https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— Second Base Stace (@Second Base Stace) 1626738039
keep calling me handsome we're gonna end up like thishttps://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— adam (@adam) 1626731724
everything reminds me of himhttps://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— saira \ud83d\udde1 (@saira \ud83d\udde1) 1626719543
The lamp's going price is £3,500, ($4,771.15 USD) but can also be purchased as an NFT (a virtual collector's item.)
It comes in an ornate box with a certificate of authenticity.
Lamp but uncircumcisedhttps://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— bagel (@bagel) 1626718298
Hey man, have you seen my new lamp?\n\nNo, why do you ask? https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026pic.twitter.com/Kvn2NQbTdw— Anthony (@Anthony) 1626712425
you can say he TURNED ON the lighthttps://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— \ud835\ude8c\ud835\ude95\ud835\ude8a\ud835\ude9c\ud835\ude9c \ud835\ude8c\ud835\ude95\ud835\ude98\ud835\udea0\ud835\ude97 (@\ud835\ude8c\ud835\ude95\ud835\ude8a\ud835\ude9c\ud835\ude9c \ud835\ude8c\ud835\ude95\ud835\ude98\ud835\udea0\ud835\ude97) 1626705691
\u201chey bro, can you turn on my lamp?\u201d\n\n\u201cyeah sure, bro\u201d *spits on hand*https://twitter.com/tyler_posting/status/1416862245880045571\u00a0\u2026— \ud83d\udc1d . N E W \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f\ud83c\udf36 1312 (@\ud83d\udc1d . N E W \ud83c\udff4\u200d\u2620\ufe0f\ud83c\udf36 1312) 1626726234
The lamp continues to horrify the internet, no matter how many times they see it show up on their feed.