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An extremely NSFW lamp making the rounds across the internet has raised a few eyebrows, to say the very least.
The lamp, which is already a bit phallic, requires you to perform a very specific gesture in order to turn it on that resembles a sex act.
Err....see for yourself.
this lamp is haunting my nightmares https://t.co/nEqB93AFcCβ tyler (piglet enthusiast) (@tyler (piglet enthusiast)) 1626641258.0
This Is A Cool Lamp . . Funny Foreskin Lamp hahaha https://t.co/FoeHQvpfFMβ πClaudeπ (@πClaudeπ) 1626726308.0
Looks like Biz is venturing into the lamp business. Would you buy? https://t.co/MbYTYR3sH2β Spittin' Chiclets (@Spittin' Chiclets) 1626725411.0
Would you buy this lamp? π³ https://t.co/UciQmxOPXtβ Theo Shantonas (@Theo Shantonas) 1626775359.0
βTurn the lamp on, loveβ ππ³π https://t.co/AP6aRadRQQβ Scott Hughes (@Scott Hughes) 1626721584.0
The lamp, aptly titled "Love In Light," was created by artist Monsby. And despite it seeming like poor product design, Monsby's website assures potential buyers that the phallic resemblance was very intentional.
"I had been working on this lamp for about about a year. It had different names during that period: Phallamp, Lampenis etc."
"After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny. It is about love, light and life. The most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever."
They had one that was more feminine but many men couldnβt find the button to turn it on. https://t.co/kPk9pR4TFWβ Joe Cunningham (@Joe Cunningham) 1626751264.0
babe itβs kinda dark can u turn on the foreskin lamp https://t.co/tp8nxitRahβ bobby wasabi (@bobby wasabi) 1626740257.0
If u have epilepsy leave bc Iβm about to turn this mf into a strobe light !! ππ https://t.co/p7Lv4Usm9Lβ Second Base Stace (@Second Base Stace) 1626738039.0
keep calling me handsome we're gonna end up like this https://t.co/Q0rU1TeuKeβ adam (@adam) 1626731724.0
everything reminds me of him https://t.co/Bf7xTwTD4mβ saira π‘ (@saira π‘) 1626719543.0
The lamp's going price is Β£3,500, ($4,771.15 USD) but can also be purchased as an NFT (a virtual collector's item.)
It comes in an ornate box with a certificate of authenticity.
Lamp but uncircumcised https://t.co/5ra6pqYsZsβ bagel (@bagel) 1626718298.0
Hey man, have you seen my new lamp? No, why do you ask? https://t.co/nCyKQAQ4Kj https://t.co/Kvn2NQbTdwβ Anthony (@Anthony) 1626712425.0
you can say he TURNED ON the light https://t.co/Wk8PDep3Qcβ πππππ ππππ π (@πππππ ππππ π) 1626705691.0
βhey bro, can you turn on my lamp?β βyeah sure, broβ *spits on hand* https://t.co/Irmcrte92jβ π . N E W π΄ββ οΈπΆ 1312 (@π . N E W π΄ββ οΈπΆ 1312) 1626726234.0
The lamp continues to horrify the internet, no matter how many times they see it show up on their feed.