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The thirst is real. Orlando Bloom was recently photographed during a pre-Thanksgiving grocery run.
Normally that story would run as a "celeb does normal thing" piece. But Bloom's wardrobe choice has Twitter focused on the story from a slightly different angle.
Bloom's grocery run look paired a simple black athletic shirt with on-trend "short shorts," In-N-Out Burger socks and sneakers.
Even more photos have emerged of Orlando Bloom stepping out in those short shorts and you've gotta see these ones! https://t.co/RAmojN1FtP— JustJared.com (@JustJared.com)1606180139.0
Twitter was, shall we say, "impressed."
(see also: thirsty)
Goodnight to everyone, but especially to Orlando Bloom's bum in short shorts 😍 https://t.co/jeOYaaMqfx— Matt (@Matt)1606345609.0
When did Orlando bloom get all that ass? https://t.co/iqp4r4biPQ— 🌷 miguel 🌷 (@🌷 miguel 🌷)1606239774.0
oh la la ..... #OrlandoBloom https://t.co/asGE83LNph— Orlando Love (@Orlando Love)1606184377.0
Quarantine has been treating Orlando Bloom well huh? 🍑👀 https://t.co/pKuscviLhB— Pusha Bi. (@Pusha Bi.)1606236040.0
Orlando Bloom is literally a DILF https://t.co/xnhr0YjPD1— celebdaddies (@celebdaddies)1606269777.0
TRYING NOT TO BE HORNY ON THE TL BUT ORLANDO BLOOM’S THIGHS https://t.co/SHhb7YMs3j— m. (@m.)1606241201.0
i never understood the hype behind orlando bloom but i see it now https://t.co/FhorgyXeDW— robin (@robin)1606333624.0
daddy BLOOM https://t.co/xZ4PHFMPDD— ➖ (@➖)1606218730.0
The 80's and 90's have seen a major fashion revival lately, and mid-thigh shorts are starting to see a comeback.
Although calling them short shorts ignores the skimpy shorts everyone—including professional basketball players—wore in the 1970s.
Fashion-forward folks have been wearing them for a while. If celebs like Bloom keep wearing them (and pretty much breaking Twitter in the process) it's possible they could grow in popularity.
Men's short(er) shorts might just be a thing again.
My contribution to the Orlando Bloom ass discourse is this- Where are those shorts from bc I need a pair?— Simon Curtis (@Simon Curtis)1606252090.0
Waiting for #MenswearTwitter to confirm that Orlando Bloom’s shorts are indeed @neilbarrett so I can go down a rabb… https://t.co/WcK3ddBbTO— Stefan Idowu-Bello (@Stefan Idowu-Bello)1606254636.0
Did anyone ever figure out who made the Orlando Bloom shorts?— MATTY PIPES (@MATTY PIPES)1606350290.0
For anyone looking to snap up Orlando Bloom’s shorts, which are actually Neil Barrett swim trunks — here you go https://t.co/gL0oEBoPaH— Sean Mandell (@Sean Mandell)1606259084.0
It’s the way those shorts Orlando Bloom was wearing are sold out everywhere now LMAO— ً (@ً)1606306956.0
Apparently Orlando Bloom was just doing his part to help the economy by boosting the sales of shorts.