People Share Their Craziest 'You've Become The Thing You Swore To Destroy' Experiences

Rhetorical Questions Abound

"I told my friend's kids they could have a toy if they didn't fight over it, and if they fought I would take it back, they agreed, then proceeded immediately fight over it when I turned around. Without any conscious input from my brain I span back and heard myself exclaim "What did I just say?!""

"And suddenly I was my mother."

– ttnl35

Coming Round Full Circle

"I teach at my old high school lol literally have coworkers that have sent me to the principal’s office before"

– Watchtwentytwo

It's Going To Rot Your Brain!

"Complaining to my son about him playing to much video games."

– skwolf522

Nothing Better Than Plans Getting Cancelled

"Growing up, my dad hated going out. When we went on church outings, we were always the first family to leave. He just wanted to stay in and read the paper or watch tv. I vowed to never be as boring as him when I got older."

"Now that I'm older, nothing makes me happier than when plans get cancelled and I can just chill at home, and not worry about the commute or how much money I'd have to spend going out. Even if it's something I'm looking forward to like a band I really wanna see, part of me still wants to not go because of how crappy the late night commute will be."

– YounomsayinMawfk

Where Do You Even Sit?

"My couch has no less than 8 decorative pillows on it. I am a monster."

– MargotFenring

"This is the worst one"

– lowtoiletsitter

It's In The Fine-Print Within The Fine-Print

"I make commercials for a living. I f-cking hate commercials to the core of my soul."

– JhymnMusic

"Ugh dude same."

"I got hired as an animator at an agency not too long ago, so I figured I'd be doing lots of fun and flashy animations. I don't mind making commercials so long as they've got interesting visuals, which is something I greatly enjoy doing."

"I've been making glorified powerpoints about Medicare ever since I got hired. I've frequently received feedback to literally "make it less fun". A project I made 2 years ago, a fun and flashy internal use video, is getting a new iteration that I'll be doing soon. The old version made setting up web pages and product descriptions look interesting."

"They said they didn't like it and to "have less fun" with it, so I plan on being spiteful and making it f-cking awful to sit through. The problem with that is that I know that's exactly what they want."

"I'm reminded of the Pixies from Fairly Odd Parents, and how Timmy and the gang are the exciting antithesis of the drab corporate culture the pixies represent. I didn't think I'd become one. Lord help me."

– Tokiw4

Karmic Payback Is Amplified In The Classroom

"I was in a computer class in high school and would drive the teachers nuts. I even had the other kids mocking the teachers by shouting out "on task!" whenever the teacher would start looking around to make sure we were working."

"I now teach a high school computer class. A student the other day stopped me before I could tell them to put their phone away and go back to work by saying "I know, I know, on task, on task".

"I was speechless and just left the student to return to my desk and rethink my life choices."

– majorscud

Stopping People From Having Fun

"When I setup the website blocker on the company network. I spent so much of my childhood trying to get around those blockers at school, and now I'm the one setting it up."

"Edit: Admittedly, I'm not so evil as to block things for being categorized as "tasteless" like my school did, it's really just porn and illegal things, but I still feel slimy for doing it."

"Edit 2: Also, so be clear, I don't work at a school. My company does however employ a lot of Salesmen, and they're basically children, so..."

– Nik_Tesla

Leaving The Grunt Work To Someone Else

"When I was an apprentice electrician it always pissed me off when my journeyman would make me do the hard manual parts of a job while he did the easier, but more technical work. I always swore that when I got my license and my first apprentice that I’d be different."

"That went out the window pretty quick."

– Anakin_Skywanker

We're products of those who raise us. We take in what they do, what they say, and how they act to become the people the outside world gets to interact with.

– It's critical we recognize this, for better or worse.

Seeing, Growing, Learning

"Sh-t, a looooong time ago (when I was 11 or so) I was walking across the school yard. My dad used to beat my butt when he was having a bad day and it really f-cked with me, so I was walking and just fuming, hating on him and how much of a tyrant he was for taking out his anger on me."

"Well, in that moment I bumped into a kid like 1/2 my size and he went to the ground. He hugged my legs (I think reflexively) and I just started pounding his face. I remember him crying, begging me to stop, the hatred, and then just a sudden moment of clarity. I realized I was a sh-tty person, that I was super mean, and that the kid I was hitting had done nothing wrong but was just a helpless target for my anger. I instantly flipped to empathizing for him, and saw myself for who I was. I can't describe the horror."

"I started crying and helping the boy up, we walked to the office together in tears and I ended up telling my principal everything. It was a long time ago, so they just decided to give me an in school suspension and not inform my parents."

"Also, that kid and I ended up exchanging SNES games and playing mtg/warhammer together a bunch in the following years. Andrew, dude, I can't apologize enough, and thank you so much for not leaving me in a hell of my own creation. Decades later and I still think about you, and how kind of a person you were, you changed a life, man."

"EDIT: Okay, just to clear up misconceptions and mass respond. This did not flip a switch and end my relationship with violence and anger. That took, well, up until today and then some. I still have anger that flares up and completely blinds me, but after decades, I'm not losing control or lashing out. Andrew wasn't one of the kids that I went after at school, I picked on kids that I thought were bullies, totally oblivious to the commonalities between me and them."

"I don't really have words for those of you that were bullied, or hurt while at school. Except that those of you that fantasize about beating up bullies now, as adults, need to find a better method for feeling empowered. You are literally just adult versions of playground bullies, we all had the kids that we thought were okay to victimize for some justification or another."

– IonlyusethrowawaysA

The Argument Will Never End

"My mom has always gaslighted me since an early age."

"Now when I'm in an argument with her, I find myself sometimes using the exact same argument tactics."

"So far this has only happened with her, but it's frightening, and it just happens now."

– YanZi101

Cheaters Never Prosper

"When I was im high school, I was not a very clever student and used to copy a lot. Got mad at the smart kids who never allowed me to copy from them. Fast forward a couple of years now ending college and I’ve gotten pretty good with good grades. The other day we were taking a test and I saw someone trying to copy my test, I realized that and I turned my page to the blank space so they couldn’t copy from me. I felt bad and realized that I became those kids I used to hate."

– Sebas-obando678

Nature vs Who You Are

"I used to be homophobic as a kid because of my surroundings and now I’m bisexual"

– tanukithot_

"You know, it's very sad to think about it actually but like many of my fellow queer people, younger me was somewhat transphobic (probably cause of how I grew up, internalised homo/transphobia)."

"Well have a wild guess: I'm pansexual and non-binary."

– professional-kiddo

Don't We All Eventually Become Shut Ins?

"Whenever my family had a get together, my mom would always stay home. I would pester her and say “it’ll only be a few hours, you should come!""

"Fast forward a few years and now I’m living on my own. I got invited to a family reunion with my entire family (40+ relatives) and I am trying to find every excuse possible not to go."

"And I thought she was the hermit…"

– theshartguy

May The Force Be With You

"My husband hates, hates, hates, hates (*hated) Disney adults. And I mean, I get it. I love Disney movies but don’t feel the need to obsess. Seeing him attend a Disney wedding with me and lose his mind at Star Wars galaxy’s edge was priceless. He had to eat his words and Disney themed wedding cake. Did I mention we had matching pride T-shirt’s for the park? -his idea >_<"

– EatTheRich69696969

That's Not A Good Reason!

"I told my sons “bc I said so” the other day, and nearly put myself in a time out for it"

– abdab909

We all have to grow up sometime.

Maybe don't worry so much about picking up that ice cream on the way home.