We can all admit that watching grown men throw toddler-esque tantrums over beer that doesn't share their transphobic views has been pretty entertaining to watch.
It's sad, of course, but watching them shoot up or set fire to products they already paid "woke" companies for while proudly displaying their childish and hateful views is a little satisfying.
But perhaps seeing these hate-filled MAGA man-children pay more than $30 for a six pack of "woke-free" beer might just take the cake.
Freedom Speaks Up and ConservativeBody.com CEO Seth Weathers marketed just the solution for adults of drinking age to enjoy a beverage that shares small-minded and bigoted views.
The brew is called Ultra Right Beer, and according to the ad, "There's a new beer in town" for those who know "which restroom to use."
That's right, bigotry is literally labeled.
The commercial begins:
"America's been drinking beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use."
Mature.
"That's why I created Conservative Dad's Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free Beer."
"As conservatives, we're constantly getting hit in the face left and right by the woke mind virus."
"But the last place we want it is in our beer."
The commercial continued:
"Stop giving money to woke corporations that hate our values."
Weathers proceeds to hit a can of Bud Light with a baseball bat (from a T-ball stand, the most unintentional but hilarious symbolism ever).
He finished:
"And to the rest of you woke corporations stay the f**K away from our kids."
You can watch the commercial below.
The ad is so ridiculous, we're having a tough time believing its legitimacy.
But alas, the website is real and transphobes are buying the booze.
The kicker, though?
A six-pack of Ultra Right costs purchasers $30+!
Even though it's missing the "woke," you ask?
Yep, the price of six bubbly, hate-filled 12 oz. cans runs you $19.99, but it has to be shipped which adds a little more than $13.
We'll save you the calculating work - that's nearly four times the cost of Bud Light, plus it has less alcohol content (4% vs. 5%).
While the effort is disgusting and the moral basis is deplorable, people on social media are enjoying watching outraged righties being scammed.
Many on social media are also questioning the brand due to the limited information regarding manufacturing. The can simply reads, "Brewed and canned in Northern Illinois," which is the home of Goose Island Brewery... owned by Anheuser-Busch.
Oops... guess they didn't get all the "woke" out.
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