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Granny is here dropping the wisdom of the elders on a new generation and we are here for it. They say you can only expect total honesty and the DGAF spirit from the very young or the very old.
This Grandma is very, very old and very, very honest.
Her birthday wish?
"Thank you very much. I hope this is my last."
Imagine how few filters you have to have left in your life to respond to a birthday wish like this.
capricorn, scorpio, and aquarius when you try to do nice things for them: https://t.co/Tky81TtCFn— milk ☁️ (@milk ☁️) 1583638836.0
The beautiful thing about it is that we've all felt that feel before. Every single one of us has been absolutely, positively, 100% over it before.
Detox has felt it a lot.
Grandma had those kind of vibes that people felt in their souls so she became something of an unofficial Twitter hero. Grandma 2020. Grandma, the people's champion.
Grandma – she's a whole mood.
@milkstrology If “I hate it here” was a person— Jet Beauty of the Week (@Jet Beauty of the Week) 1583644809.0
@milkstrology Grandma fed up with life and birthday cake https://t.co/Lr7LlEUrwC— Tits & Giggles (@Tits & Giggles) 1583643038.0
@milkstrology As an Aquarius I can vouch that this isn’t ungrateful we just truly are tired of being here 😂— 👑Kokujin Josei Park (@👑Kokujin Josei Park) 1583683719.0
I mean at 94 she has valid feelings. 😂 https://t.co/M0Q3RpfOsf— Meloncholia (@Meloncholia) 1583674589.0
@milkstrology Shes only been alive so long because of jokes like that— Last Alexander (@Last Alexander) 1583677102.0
@milkstrology Where did u find this footage of my soul— Chris Lam (@Chris Lam) 1583641294.0
And it wasn't long before the woman's actual granddaughter found the video circulating around Twitter.
That’s LITERRALLY my grandma y’all 😭 https://t.co/QJcoFhxdFn— Pauline Kay (@Pauline Kay) 1583651568.0
And people really only wanted to know one thing...
@Paulinutella can you tell us this queen's actual sign because I stan— notcelia (@notcelia) 1583810710.0
Pauline hasn't answered us yet, but if she ever does we will let you know. Til then, I vote we all start working on "Sorry you're still here" birthday cards for this tired Empress of Over-It in case she makes it to 95.