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Breaking up is already pretty painful, but it got even worse for a New Orleans-area man when his spurned ex beat him with his own prosthetic leg.
Louisiana authorities arrested 58-year-old Marrero resident Michelle Jackson April 10th for aggravated battery after she allegedly beat her ex-boyfriend with his prosthetic leg after he tried to break up with her back in February.
On Feb 11, Jackson and her then boyfriend were reportedly drinking at her Marrero home when he told Jackson he wanted to end their six-year off-and-on relationship to see someone else.
According to authorities, the man went to sleep unharmed around 11 p.m. in one of Jackson's bedrooms. Two hours later, when he was awoken by a relative of Jackson. he was covered in blood and had a large injury on his head.
Woman beat boyfriend with his prosthetic leg after he tried to break up with her: cops https://t.co/gnUBc4VkPU https://t.co/nREG1XESYU— New York Post (@New York Post) 1555395732.0
Investigators say Jackson left her home before police arrived, thinking that she had killed ex. Jackson reportedly admitted to a relative later that she had "flipped" and beat her ex with with his own prosthetic right leg.
She also admitted to stabbing her ex but police found no knife injuries, according to Capt. Jason Rivarde, a spokesman for the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.
Jackson was arrested in her home Wednesday April 10. by U.S. Marshals who took her to Jefferson Parish Correctional Center. She was charged without bond for aggravated battery.
Sure, breaking up is hard to do, but people on Twitter didn't quite know how to react to this one.
Oh My God https://t.co/dbbKybOWXB— Matt Leaman Long (@Matt Leaman Long) 1555424265.0
@nypost @judtravis Well that's...different? LOL— Moe A Apolinaris (@Moe A Apolinaris) 1555396733.0
Not sure this was the way to get him to change his mind. https://t.co/x3CsZBm4kQ— WWKT993 (@WWKT993) 1555354811.0
@nypost Sounds reasonable.— Kevin A. Reilly (@Kevin A. Reilly) 1555395906.0
@nypost https://t.co/KjiPEVSu45— Maria B (@Maria B) 1555410521.0
@nypost @EvelDick Seriously? How does a person need a man in their life, this badly? 😲😲😲 Unreal! And so Crazy 😜— Cathie Cook (@Cathie Cook) 1555397580.0
@nypost I’m shocked this headline didn’t start, ”A Florida woman...” Shocked I tell you!— Zoltar The Turk (@Zoltar The Turk) 1555398484.0
Some felt bad for laughing at the bizarre story, though that didn't seem to stop them.
I know this isn’t funny at all, but that title... 😂 https://t.co/B4FmJIv4E4— Bαɾɾყ E. Fιҽʅԃʂ (@Bαɾɾყ E. Fιҽʅԃʂ) 1555370095.0
I'm not supposed to laugh at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/FNFZlwLT91— Jullian (@Jullian) 1555196774.0
Others however couldn't help adding insult to injury, but the jokes practically wrote themselves.
@nypost He tried to walk away ...— Gondor Partners (@Gondor Partners) 1555409856.0
@nypost He had one foot out the door!— The Best Amendment (@The Best Amendment) 1555398130.0
@nypost I heard this happened in an IHOP restaurant.— Michael J (@Michael J) 1555419708.0
@nypost @EvelDick I guess she got a leg up on him 😉 https://t.co/DTYlucfxLj— #SURVIVOR Rules!PJR ❤🌴🍚 left on an island (@#SURVIVOR Rules!PJR ❤🌴🍚 left on an island) 1555402471.0
@nypost That relationship is gonna cost her an arm and a leg— Deplorable Juan 1 (@Deplorable Juan 1) 1555428452.0
Broke up with her just for kicks, eh? https://t.co/OlS04tdYLD— Tony Pizza (@Tony Pizza) 1555375333.0
The moral of the story? You might want to consider not sticking around after you dump someone. Or at least removing anything sharp or heavy from the vicinity.
@WNDU Omg beaten up with your own leg..... dude you maybe should have told her about the other woman over the phone!!— WLS (@WLS) 1555374110.0
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